Your Monday Night AFC East Disemboweling Open Thread

Let’s not regard this game tonight as the end of week whateveritis but see it for what it could be. This, this my friends is the beginning of a long, glorious week of sport-making that could cause the most loyal and understanding of significant others to say, “You’re watching sports AGAIN?”. Whatever you want you’ll get it. NFL Football? Natch. European football? Got it. Hockey? Got it. College AND NBA basketball? Got it. Something that is not-Baseball? YOU ARE COVERED. It’s a perfect ksunami (I prefer the silent “k”) of wonderfulness that is rarely equalled. Think back to the last week of July…..it was a living nightmare wasn’t it? Now fast-forward to today. This future’s so goddamn bright I’ve gotta throw shade. So watch that Cavs game tonight. Take in the Rangers. Check out the Spurs. I’m going to grab a piece of the LSU/Marquette tilt ce soir so that I can see with my own two eye-holes what the big fuss is about with this Ben Simmons kid. Don’t fight it. Just let the myriad sports options wash over you and bathe in their luxurious, soapy…umm, gotta go!

Buf @ NE: There are two scenarios here. 1. It’s a blow-out right out of the gate, like Secretariat at Belmont-level. 2. Rex comes up with a great game plan, hangs with the P*ts and goes in tied or slightly ahead at half-time. The problem is the damn mother-lover that coaches the home team will make the necessary adjustments and Rex will spend the second half looking up at the Jumbotron and thinking, “Huh, well that’s not working any more”. After the two touchdown loss he’ll wander into the press conference and talk about “key errors”, “lousy execution” and “he out-coaches me every time because my in-game defensive changes suck balls”. Happens every time.

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Sill Bimmons

Oh well.

So that happened.

makeitsnowondem

I’ve never wanted a Bonus Drinking Period more than I do right now.

Sill Bimmons

Hmmm.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

TAG TEAM- BACK AGAIN!

WCS

PAAAAARTYYYYYY PEEEEOPPPLLEEEE

Sharkbait

As much as it pains me I think thats a catch

makeitsnowondem

I’m still on the ESPN Xbox app, so can you guys please all delay your reactions by a minute and a half or so?

ballsofsteelandfury

Nice gif, Moose!

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Fucking bullshit nonsense

Brick Meathook
The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

GO DEEP! SEXY REXY SAYS FUCK IT- THROW IT DEEEEEEP

ballsofsteelandfury

That was a pick six that would have covered the spread.

CUT HIM!

WCS

Jeezbus

ballsofsteelandfury

I call my ballsack The Ultimate Care Package.

Senor Weaselo

IT’S PROBABLY NOT HAPPENING, LET’S BE HONEST

http://i.imgur.com/7drHiqr.gif

ballsofsteelandfury

The interception?

Brick Meathook

IT COULD STILL HAPPEN

Brocky

shows what a gnenius belichik is. if he tampers with buffalo’s headsets every game, no one will think twice of it

makeitsnowondem

OH IMAGINE MY SURPRISE THAT A TEAM ON THE ROAD IN FOXBORO IS HAVING HEADSET PROBLEMS

makeitsnowondem

no, those are headlight problems

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I was trying to be a calming influence……

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s NOT a problem

makeitsnowondem

oh please oh please

Sharkbait

KRAMPUS IS COMING FOR YOU!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brick Meathook
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa means No.

Brick Meathook

HE SAID “VOLUNTEER”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sharkbait

Fuck cancer. That is all.

WCS

Shouldn’t Apollo Creed’s son be like 46?

Brocky

I distinctly remember rocky 4 came out in 85. meaning, its a minimum of 30.

they could explain that he was conceived shortly before Apollo’s death or something like that

WCS

Everyone knows amateur boxers hit their career peak in their 30s.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

29, if we give them every benefit of the doubt

WCS

Math is stupid.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

WAIT! WE FORGOT ABOUT FREEZING SPERM!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
WCS

Smarmy motherfucker.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brick Meathook
makeitsnowondem

Okay. I’m paying attention again, so it’s time for the Bills to start winning.

Sill Bimmons

Yeah………….no.

Brick Meathook

I THINK THE BILLS SHOULD KEEP THROWING

Sill Bimmons
WCS

There was a random black person playing a keyboard inside the Walmart I was in last week, but, then security jumped on him, and he was arrested.

Sharkbait

#Keyboardlivesmatter

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
The Maestro

“He was pounding on the keys! We can’t allow that kind of behavior on innocent instruments to go unpunished! #TCOT”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, hopefully he was peppersprayed and tazed at the same time. At least until the white teenagers got the TVs off the loading dock.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THIS GAME I CALL IT A REPUBLICAN LED CONGRESS BECAUSE THESE BILLS ARE AN AFFRONT TO COMMON DECENCY.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brocky

+1

Old School Zero

GO PANTHERS

WCS

10-1!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sill Bimmons

Done. Hope the P*ts win.

Time for teh sleep.

WCS
Sill Bimmons

Sharkbait

WGN?

Doktor Zymm
Senor Weaselo

You ain’t lyin’.

Sill Bimmons

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The Maestro

I dunno why the Rexblimp would want to escape… it looks like it’s got some pretty solid footing there.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Check the package on that blimp.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

I can’t even…why…the outside…inches. INCHES YOU FUCKWADS

WCS
The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Gruden has no clue what down it is..

Doktor Zymm

I’m trying to think of a good reason to watch 11:02 more minutes of this game instead of going to bed. Got nothing.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brick Meathook
Brocky

Evening my fellow humanoids.

I understand butler’s confusion. dpi never gets called in foxborough

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Thank Allah…

Sill Bimmons

!إن شاء الله

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Wha…I..you

Sill Bimmons

yep

Doktor Zymm

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Sill Bimmons

Still doesn’t matter.

WCS

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jjfozz

fuck the patriots

fuck boston

fuck this season

love you guys, good night

Sill Bimmons

hail bleergh

The Maestro

FUCKING SHITDICKS

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

/Cums