Let’s not regard this game tonight as the end of week whateveritis but see it for what it could be. This, this my friends is the beginning of a long, glorious week of sport-making that could cause the most loyal and understanding of significant others to say, “You’re watching sports AGAIN?”. Whatever you want you’ll get it. NFL Football? Natch. European football? Got it. Hockey? Got it. College AND NBA basketball? Got it. Something that is not-Baseball? YOU ARE COVERED. It’s a perfect ksunami (I prefer the silent “k”) of wonderfulness that is rarely equalled. Think back to the last week of July…..it was a living nightmare wasn’t it? Now fast-forward to today. This future’s so goddamn bright I’ve gotta throw shade. So watch that Cavs game tonight. Take in the Rangers. Check out the Spurs. I’m going to grab a piece of the LSU/Marquette tilt ce soir so that I can see with my own two eye-holes what the big fuss is about with this Ben Simmons kid. Don’t fight it. Just let the myriad sports options wash over you and bathe in their luxurious, soapy…umm, gotta go!
Buf @ NE: There are two scenarios here. 1. It’s a blow-out right out of the gate, like Secretariat at Belmont-level. 2. Rex comes up with a great game plan, hangs with the P*ts and goes in tied or slightly ahead at half-time. The problem is the damn mother-lover that coaches the home team will make the necessary adjustments and Rex will spend the second half looking up at the Jumbotron and thinking, “Huh, well that’s not working any more”. After the two touchdown loss he’ll wander into the press conference and talk about “key errors”, “lousy execution” and “he out-coaches me every time because my in-game defensive changes suck balls”. Happens every time.
Oh well.
So that happened.
I’ve never wanted a Bonus Drinking Period more than I do right now.
Hmmm.
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In my office this would be sexual harassment.
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TAG TEAM- BACK AGAIN!
PAAAAARTYYYYYY PEEEEOPPPLLEEEE
As much as it pains me I think thats a catch
I’m still on the ESPN Xbox app, so can you guys please all delay your reactions by a minute and a half or so?
Nice gif, Moose!
Fucking bullshit nonsense
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GO DEEP! SEXY REXY SAYS FUCK IT- THROW IT DEEEEEEP
That was a pick six that would have covered the spread.
CUT HIM!
Jeezbus
I call my ballsack The Ultimate Care Package.
IT’S PROBABLY NOT HAPPENING, LET’S BE HONEST
http://i.imgur.com/7drHiqr.gif
The interception?
IT COULD STILL HAPPEN
shows what a gnenius belichik is. if he tampers with buffalo’s headsets every game, no one will think twice of it
OH IMAGINE MY SURPRISE THAT A TEAM ON THE ROAD IN FOXBORO IS HAVING HEADSET PROBLEMS
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no, those are headlight problems
I was trying to be a calming influence……
That’s NOT a problem
oh please oh please
KRAMPUS IS COMING FOR YOU!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbR2eczApEI
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Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa means No.
HE SAID “VOLUNTEER”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYFwN-l46r8
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Fuck cancer. That is all.
Shouldn’t Apollo Creed’s son be like 46?
I distinctly remember rocky 4 came out in 85. meaning, its a minimum of 30.
they could explain that he was conceived shortly before Apollo’s death or something like that
Everyone knows amateur boxers hit their career peak in their 30s.
29, if we give them every benefit of the doubt
Math is stupid.
WAIT! WE FORGOT ABOUT FREEZING SPERM!
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While you are angry anyway.
Smarmy motherfucker.
Worse.
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Okay. I’m paying attention again, so it’s time for the Bills to start winning.
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Yeah………….no.
I THINK THE BILLS SHOULD KEEP THROWING
HOOOGAANNNN!!!!!
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Caring less could result in a caring less–off:
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There was a random black person playing a keyboard inside the Walmart I was in last week, but, then security jumped on him, and he was arrested.
#Keyboardlivesmatter
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“He was pounding on the keys! We can’t allow that kind of behavior on innocent instruments to go unpunished! #TCOT”
Well, hopefully he was peppersprayed and tazed at the same time. At least until the white teenagers got the TVs off the loading dock.
THIS GAME I CALL IT A REPUBLICAN LED CONGRESS BECAUSE THESE BILLS ARE AN AFFRONT TO COMMON DECENCY.
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That is fucking good! Well done.
+1
GO PANTHERS
10-1!
The P*ts are gonna kill the Donks. Fuck.
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Done. Hope the P*ts win.
Time for teh sleep.
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WGN?
I miss fat Rex. But it’s hard out there for a blimp.
http://media2.abc2news.com/photo/2015/10/28/16×9/Runaway_blimp_lands_in_Pa__0_25877829_ver1.0_640_480.jpg
You ain’t lyin’.
I dunno why the Rexblimp would want to escape… it looks like it’s got some pretty solid footing there.
Check the package on that blimp.
I can’t even…why…the outside…inches. INCHES YOU FUCKWADS
Guh.
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Gruden has no clue what down it is..
I’m trying to think of a good reason to watch 11:02 more minutes of this game instead of going to bed. Got nothing.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_51MK8fogIw
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Evening my fellow humanoids.
I understand butler’s confusion. dpi never gets called in foxborough
Thank Allah…
!إن شاء الله
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Wha…I..you
yep
Still doesn’t matter.
fuck the patriots
fuck boston
fuck this season
love you guys, good night
hail bleergh
FUCKING SHITDICKS
/Cums