Your Second Thanksgiving Game Open Thread

Well that was fun, wasn’t it? Food and booze were consumed, no? Yes. I hear the Booze Gods calling my name as I type.

Car @ Dal: I think this’ll be the “Game Of The Day”. Romo’s back and the Cowboys look a lot less Weedenish all of a sudden. The Muscle Camster continues his relentless push to make everyone forget that he pilfered a laptop and wrote his name on it back in college. So far it’s not working. Good luck to both teams except for Dallas!

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King Hippo

Dallas’ OL really is fucking good.

King Hippo

STOP SUCKING

Redshirt

So what is going on in this…MY EYES! MY EYES!!

entropy

I checked the color settings on my sister’s TV when this started. Turns out, everyone has the wrong color setting for this game.

WCS

Okay, I’m out for the time being. I’ll check in periodically.

WVU-Richmond in five minutes on FS1 for your degenerate gamblers/degenerate basketball lackeys.

King Hippo

BOO

Brocky

Happy thanksgiving all.

Just logging in to say that the collective laugh from my family at romo’s pick six is one of the rare moments we actually did something as a unit. The ass slaps after wards were not as well received though.

King Hippo

A fumble would be awfully nice.

Sharkbait

Back from the post dinner walk. Thankfully I packed Jameson.

entropy

I have two shots left in a flask for my walk home, and another bottle there.

John Difool

The radiation from Romonoby is making Tracy Wolfson’s mole look more cancerous.

Doktor Zymm

Panther unis hideous, and also show sweat really well. I really didn’t need to see that much ass-sweat today NFL, thanks.

WCS

In the Insanity League, I’m playing whoever Dora and Monkey is (I don’t know your names, nor do I care to learn). Apparently, DOOPY PANTZ got the start for Dallas today.

/well, I guess the pick-six was DOOPYish…

makeitsnowondem

This is going to be the first Thanksgiving I can remember where I don’t eat one bite of turkey. Duck, though.

King Hippo

Duck is fucking fantastic.

Brick Meathook
King Hippo

FACK YOU, Olson.

entropy

Ouch.

makeitsnowondem

Dark. I love it.

King Hippo

as long as Duke isn;t playing

King Hippo

Pretty enough pass for ya?

John Difool

Do you guys think early Romobyl is a good thing because it can be contained or will the end result be Cowboys stadium being uninhabitable for the next 40,000 years?

John Difool

Yep, that’s what I suspected.

WCS

How could wiping Dallas off the map not be a bad thing?

entropy

Sean Lee just got concussed

entropy

Jameson nearly gone (thankfully I was not alone in drinking it), but there is an emergency reserve at home, and I was smart enough to walk here because I’m probably well over the legal limit. But I ain’t going anywhere til the half or my sister kicks me out, whichever comes first.

King Hippo

Go for the kill shot, Cam and Herr Riverboat

King Hippo

WOMP WOMP

Sill Bimmons

ahaha

Doktor Zymm

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King Hippo

One has to remember, one of the Romo wins was a total Elisha/Coughlin gift, and another was against the Dolphins.

Spur

I think Romo was blinded by those uniforms.

Sill Bimmons

haha

makeitsnowondem

Well that’s good for my fantasy team but not great for a competitive game.

JustStopDude

Back from the retirement home. Lots of shitty food, wiping old people chins, and listening to thinly veiled insults between my family members…

But Romo is doing his best to salvage my turkey day!

John Difool

ROMOBYL

Doktor Zymm

I do not like these Panther unis. They’re almost color rush bad.

King Hippo

All black with blue trim would be so badass, too. And true to my Black Panthers vision.

Doktor Zymm

Seconded.

entropy

This is tonight’s color rush game.

King Hippo

APPETIZER Romonobyl!!!

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Romonobyl starts early! WOOOOOO

makeitsnowondem

This is a 9-1 team against a 3-7 team and yet it feels like it’s one of the best matchups I’ll see all year.

Doktor Zymm

It’s more like a 9-1 team against a 3-0 team.

King Hippo

It is indeed the quintesential American holiday. There is footy for some, pointless consumerism for others, and overeating for ALL.

Doktor Zymm

I generally range from vomity-spite to total indifference when it comes to popular music, but I actually really like Nicki Minaj.

Dunstan

The Panthers won the toss and DEFERRED?
THAT’S BILL BELICHEK’S MOVE! HE INVENTAHED THAT!

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Finishing up HRTN while away from home on my crappy laptop.

THAT’S HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU PEOPLE.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

FINALLY!

King Hippo

Well, here goes my imaginary gambling life!

WCS

I was at the damn coin-flip game. Apparently, Jerome Bettis was playing in his hometown. Who knew?

Doktor Zymm

I be full. Luckily booze is a liquid and can trickle into the cracks in the food pile in my tummy. That’s how digestion works, right?

WCS

You’re the doktor!

King Hippo

Yeah, Sill could only ‘splain if you were injecting it into your brain and whatnot.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

We don’t start our thanksgiving shit til 5pm DTZM time. I am already planning out my dessert scotch pairings.

Horatio Cornblower

OK PEOPLE, THE FIRST WAVE IS OVER AND WE HAVE SURVIVED. WE’VE UNDOUBTEDLY LOST CHIP KELLY BUT THAT’S PROBABLY A GAIN WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT. NOW FOCUS, WE’VE GOT THE DESERT WAVE TO DEAL WITH. I NEED THE SMUTTYNOSE PORTER UP HERE NOW!!!

WCS

This there a game that’s actually going to be played, or are just going to be subjected to ham-fisted faux-patriotic fluff pieces, god-awful commercials, and endless blathering from guys in suits?

entropy

My Iggles-loving family is over football until the game starts so as not to be reminded of the Alice’s Restaurant Thanksgiving Day Massacree.

Supplies of whiskey are running low. Belly is dangerously full. And there is still pumpkin roll.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh fuck me….Panther’s unis get closer and closer to Carolina Blue every fucking week.
The hate is rising again.

Beerguyrob

What hour of the Brett Favre marathon is NFL Network up to?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Panthers are due for a WTF. ‘Boys are due to piss me off.
My family, many of whom are ‘Boys fans, haven’t done anything to piss me off yet today.

Not looking good for the visitors from Charlotte…is what I’m saying.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Always good.

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