Two frickin’ games? Two? For the whole goddamn country? Why not throw the Minny/Atlanta game into this slot? What about Fins/Jets? But noooooooooooo. Two games! I’m SMGDH over here!
Ari @ SF: One of the biggest questions surrounding this game is “Why?”. Another question is, “Can the Cards top the 47 points they hung on the San Fran back in week three?”. This looks like a good game for RB Johnson to get back on track. Them Niners gave up a 200+ spot to Seattle’s Rawls just last week. There’s yakking going on about this being a trap game for the Cards what with the Rams next up. Huh? Palmer is running on all 12 cylinders and I just can’t see it. The big news in Niner-land is that Gabbert will be wearing an alternate black uni while he gets sacked numerous times/limps to the sideline/chases after the DB that got the intercept/demands a trade at half-time/posts a low-teen QBR rating.
Pit/Sea: Ben is back and so are the chances of the Steelers grabbing a wild card berth. They do have to steal this game plus one other vs. the Bengals or Broncs. They should beat the Browns, Colts and Ravens. It seems that if the D is right then so are the ‘Hawks. In their last 3 wins they gave up an average of just over 8 points a game. Their last two losses had them surrendering an average of 33 but in fairness that was against the Cards and Panthers.
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So, how much more will the league screw up the rules in the offseason to try to correct this year’s screw-ups.
Yes.
And to quote Good Ole J.R.
“And mercifully, this one’s over.”
Mike trying to explain and make a prediction on the call…
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The automotive “clotheslining” at the end really makes this one a keeper.
Aw, damn. Even the Grey Cup is in halftime now.
They should change it to the Eh Cup
It’s a close game, only a rouge apart!
So Mike, you were wrong, how do you explain that?
Well, fuck you Phil.
I wish the dude explaining the rulings would just say…
“Look…I have no fucking idea. The league keeps fucking changing the rules. Its impossible to make a decision about anything”
But he’s out of bounds.
MAKE IT STOP. LET IT END.
TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS!
Oh wait
Sad Harf
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Think they are just being conservative with The Ben since the game is really over? Or is he seriously hurt?
It’s like trying to decide if your dog is sick enough to take to the vet. Communication is critical in such situations.
NO! BEN BRAIN NOT OWIE! BEN BRAIN GOOD!
Just give the AFC to the Greatriots
I don’t know. The refs could screw them over in the playoffs by orders of the Commish.
The refs screw up the most when they have an obvious task to complete.
Football Night in America here I come…
AHHHHHHH….IT’S DUNGY!!!!!!
(post-game Press Conference)
Tomlin: Does anyone have any questions?
(everyone hands raise)
Tomlin: Not about the field goal?
(three-quarters of the hands go down)
Tomlin: Or the playcalling?
(rest of hands go down)
In all seriousness, I always thought Landry Jones was a black guy.
He’s a ultra-conservative Christian from nowhere, Texas who’s named after Tom Landry. Go figure.
Yes! Go my favorite team, whoever’s playing the Steelers!
So yeah…Russell Wilson murdered my fantasy team. What a dick.
That kick was so fucking dumb.
YUP. But it was CONSERVATIVE dumb, so how will the racist mouthbreathers in sports talk radio world process it?
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That Doug Baldwin…he is good at this football thing…
Welp.
GO FOR TWO
And that’s that.
Yep, excellent call Omar Epps….
FUCK YES, FANTASY DEFENSE
Sarcasm should be implied. This has not been a great week.
What absolute twunts.
Ugh…just got a call from my cousin. Turns out my shithead uncle decided to leave my aunt after she figured out that he cashed out their retirement savings to purchase a condo in some resort area.
I will never understand the fuckers that get mid to late life crisis and decide to fuck over their entire families. He is pulling a full Gingrich in that she is right now dealing with cancer and I guess he couldn’t just wait till she died in a year or two.
It was interesting hearing my cousin get animated on the phone about wanting to kick the shit out of his father. You don’t normally hear that kind of talk from priests.
My life is significantly less complicated than yours.
That’s some Jerry Springer shit.
Shit gonna get real if he shows up for Christmas. Gonna be like old times with the fucking Po-po showing up to break up the dinner.
Family events ending in lock-up is not something I particularly miss from my youth.
Its not a sad story. The Shithead Uncle just bought his ex-wife a condo.
Charmslinger will float for 10 yards and that will be game.
/writes “Noodle washrag” in notebook
–T.G.
Mike Tomlin, offensive mastermind…….
…and as the kick boomed, your humble commentist wrote “Game Over” in his notebook…
You can’t seriously kick a FG. JEEBUS. One first down and you lose. HAS HE SEEN THIS SECOND HALF? When Pheeeeeel thinks you did good, you fucked up.
Game over in the ole notebook.
Mike Wallace is an absolute shitburger.
This conversation just happened:
Future Mrs. Sharkbait: Because Im going to lose this week this means next week its win and in between us.Should I let you win?
Me: I know what a good wife would do.
Sharkbait, you already have a woman that enjoys football. Why rock the boat?
Aaaand its over
Shit. wrong comment box
In this situation, there is no such thing as “winning”.
Only degrees of losing.
“Blow job?”
If she said that, you put a fucking RING ON THAT FINGER NOW!!!! (or give her my number you cad!)
Who left THE BEN on THE BENCH in favor of Palmer Sucks?
Not HEEEAAAAATTTTHHHHH
I miss watching DeAngelo play for the Panthers, but mostly bcuz his dreads look like gummy worms.
On the bright side, if this game lasts any longer, we’ll be spared the beginning of Broncos-Patriots.
Do you think they have a special series of questions reserved for The Ben’s concussion protocol?
“Do you like Chocotacos?”
“HARF!”
“You’re fine.”
They’re mostly ice cream confectionery-based.
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I was thinking they’d just see if he can open a locked bathroom stall door from the outside.
This was some stellar work right here.
Okay, I stepped away so I can only assume the refs did something stupid.
At least the shitty calls are pretty much even.
ALL THE BLEERGH BLEERGHENINGS
He only became open cuz Ben threw the ball you asshat.
If the rule requires you to look at the play in super slow motion in order to accurately call it, it’s a dumb fucking rule.
“After reviewing the GPS coordinates…”
This game might end by Tuesday.
My favorite thing in football is reversed catches, this is the best season ever for me.
CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY
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THIS MARKUS WHEATON I CALL HIM WILL WEATON ‘CAUSE HE’S THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN POSSIBLY SAVE THIS HARFSHIP