Two frickin’ games? Two? For the whole goddamn country? Why not throw the Minny/Atlanta game into this slot? What about Fins/Jets? But noooooooooooo. Two games! I’m SMGDH over here!
Ari @ SF: One of the biggest questions surrounding this game is “Why?”. Another question is, “Can the Cards top the 47 points they hung on the San Fran back in week three?”. This looks like a good game for RB Johnson to get back on track. Them Niners gave up a 200+ spot to Seattle’s Rawls just last week. There’s yakking going on about this being a trap game for the Cards what with the Rams next up. Huh? Palmer is running on all 12 cylinders and I just can’t see it. The big news in Niner-land is that Gabbert will be wearing an alternate black uni while he gets sacked numerous times/limps to the sideline/chases after the DB that got the intercept/demands a trade at half-time/posts a low-teen QBR rating.
Pit/Sea: Ben is back and so are the chances of the Steelers grabbing a wild card berth. They do have to steal this game plus one other vs. the Bengals or Broncs. They should beat the Browns, Colts and Ravens. It seems that if the D is right then so are the ‘Hawks. In their last 3 wins they gave up an average of just over 8 points a game. Their last two losses had them surrendering an average of 33 but in fairness that was against the Cards and Panthers.
Karma trying to undo The Blerrggening, but taking out Graham like that is a bit harsh.
All of these floppers are ruining basketball for me.
The flopping was also what ruined Showgirls for me.
That’s what MADE that movie for me!
Yikes. Not good.
So, here’s how clueless I am about the CFL. The Ottawa Redblacks? Seriously? Is there another team called the Winnepeg DeepPurples? The Vancouver LavenderChartreuses?
Originally being from Winnipeg the DeepPurples are an homage to the colour of the bruises on the local ladies legs.
Graham is down, Pete Carroll wants an over-the-back foul in the lane call.
Did Pete Carroll play basketball? Only way this comment makes sense.
Graham just got crackered….
Wow. The Refs are trying to make up for Super Bowl XL in one quarter.
INTERSEXUALASSAULTCEPTION
HAIL BLEERGH 2: THE BLEERGHENING
Bleergh is feating this week.
you fucking idiot timmons
Smart play there Timmons…
Well, Sherman WAS open.
Fucking hell
BEN NO THROW RIGHT. NO FAIR ALL BLACK PEOPLE LOOK SAME. BEN NO HAPPY.
HARFDERP
Bound and determined to give this fucking thing away.
It’s an armpunting league.
BEN PUNT BETTER! HARF HARF
What? The refs didn’t… What?!
Eh, I’d be upset (he’s my kicker in fantasy) but I’m not going to win, so instead I’ll just laugh.
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052012/1337015250_excavator_demolition_fail.gif
Surprised they didn;t throw a flag on the missed extra point
Daywalker scrambleDOWN
Palmers tears MCL spiking the ball.
TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS
I think that will be overturned.
I wouldn’t put it past this refs to award the ball to the Steelers.
Aromatic Asian Turkey Stock
1 turkey carcass
2 bulbs garlic
2 ginger roots
1 bundle lemongrass
2 tbsp soy sauce
2 tsp hoisin sauce
2 tsp sriracha
Throw it all into a 8 or 12 quart pot, cover with cold water and bring to a boil. Lower heat, cover and cook for 3-4 hours, stirring occasionally. Let cool and strain. Use as a base for noodle and wonton soups.
All this, but I’d probably bust out my pressure cooker as well. Helpful hint? Roast the carcass for about an hour first to give it a little color.
Throw it to Fitzgerald.
The Big Short was a great book.
Biggie Shortie was a great girlfriend.
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FUCK YOU TREE
They just manufactured 475 Charlie Brown Christmas trees.
Play that in reverse and you have last night’s ND-Stanford outcome.
KEARSE OF THE DUMMY
HHHHEEERRRPPPP
Carson gun die
My almost 6 year-old has decided we need to watch Schoolhouse Rock instead of football. I can’t get into rooting for the Steelers (sorry guys), so I’m OK with this. My daughter will learn grammar the same way I did. And I turned out pretty goodly at it.
You razed her wright.
She’s a Bears fan who loves Van Halen and Legos, watches no TV other than PBS, loves Schoolhouse Rock and 1970s commercial jingles, and is looking forward to when I let her watch Star Wars (which will happen as soon as I can arrange it; I don’t want my 3 year-old watching it just yet). So far, I think she’s turning out well.
Legos are the best, just make sure you pick them all up every night. You probably know that by now.
She gets all the candy she wants.
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How many hands does Krusty have?
I respectfully request that we find some way to preserve this Arizona-San Francisco game as a monument to Beergh.
fucking seriously
I hate NFL refs. But I like when their incompetence saves a shitty ARI game.
I got Russell Wilson’s bird right here….
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ALL THE COMMERCIALS
MOAR ADS FOR THE AD GODS
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??
Is Mackelmore still a thing?
Do people have bad taste?
I’m convinced that he is a Portlandia sketch that took a life on its own…
I love Mackelmore…especially baked on a cedar plank and served with rice pilaf.
Pray for me. I’m about to have Turkey Pot Pie made from leftover Thanksgiving turkey.
I’m down to dark meat. The struggle is real.
Hail Bleergh
smh
Shamarko Thomas: Still Pointless
Biggest disappointment since Scott Shields.
DON’T SAY HIS NAME OR YOU’LL CONJURE HIS ANGRY SPIRIT
How the hell is Arizona tied with SF? Did the Cardinals Gabbert their Blaines, or something?
without a deluge of penalties, they’d be up 13-9
SF would be ahead, I mean.
Jessie James: hate the name, love the game.
Don’t hate:
http://images1.houstonpress.com/imager/u/original/6373960/jesse_jane_264.jpg
If that tongue could talk.
Wait…
BLEERGHkakke II: Electric Boogaloo