My 8 year old nephew just moved from NYC to Boston and is now a devout Patriots fan in lieu of the Giants, (because he’s 8), and I am so tempted to call up and have my sister wake him up so I can laugh at him.
I texted my sister all the details so she’ll have them when he wakes up. None of her usual “I don’t know honey and we have to rush to school” bullshit tomorrow.
Even added in that Gronkowski now has one leg.
Uncle Horatio makes sure all the information is available.
Early meeting tomorrow, should be fun.
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Yeah, I gotta run, too.
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Anyone watch that new Supergirl show yet? Anything like this?
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THERE WAS TIME! I FINALLY HAD TIME!!! IT’S NOT FAIR!!!
Nothing like some diversity.
OK.
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P*ts lost, eh? Meh. I ain’t care.
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You can’t bring me down:
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There will be more tomorrow, but right now? I feel about as happy as if she were staring at me:
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Oh reddit, never failing to dissapoint: http://gfycat.com/FarawayChubbyKakapo
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I know, right? That belly board fail is fucking hilarious.
So how did Belichick look after this one?
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I’m here for the Moosegasm. Have I missed it?
Btw, not one thanks from you fuckers for picking the Pats in the gambling post. YOU ARE WELCOME!
Come for the Moosegasm, stay for the disinfectant wash.
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Hey, thanks. No, really:
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Between this, the Iowa-Nebraska game, the Notre Dame-Stanford game. One of the better sports weekends. Exciting games out there.
Throw in the Bears ruining the NFL’s tribute to Favre and by golly what a weekend!
Don’t forget Kobe finally admitting that it was last call last year.
Damnit, the one time I actually want to hear from Rodney Harrison post-game….
I’m waiting for the Brady-Belichek presser. They’ll say nothing but cliches but the misery will still come through.
Cris is covering up the first stage of tragedy quite well.
Ben “self-reported” concussion symptoms. What does that sound like?
I assume “BEN GOT OWIE IN HEADSPOT”
That’s remarkably articulate for a healthy Ben, let alone a concussed one!
It means he’ll force his way into the line-up next week anyway. He’s used to it.
OWIE CHOCO HEADSPOT THE BEN TACO OWIE
“BEN THINK HE GOT AWAY WITH SEXUAL ASSAULT”
“Oh no. He’s not thinking straight. Concussion.”
“BEN WANT DO RIGHT! PAY FOR MISTAKES!”
“Yup. Concussion.”
“CRAYON BREAK IN BEN BRAIN EVERYTHING SMELL LIKE BURNT SIENNA.”
Oh boy, Greatriots lose and all their key receivers that form the core of that offense are down. I am enjoying the schadenfreude.
No. Not satisfied until someone sends me Tom Terrific’s head
My 8 year old nephew just moved from NYC to Boston and is now a devout Patriots fan in lieu of the Giants, (because he’s 8), and I am so tempted to call up and have my sister wake him up so I can laugh at him.
It’s your avuncular duty to lure him off the path to damnation.
It’s the only way he’ll learn.
I texted my sister all the details so she’ll have them when he wakes up. None of her usual “I don’t know honey and we have to rush to school” bullshit tomorrow.
Even added in that Gronkowski now has one leg.
Uncle Horatio makes sure all the information is available.
/”Uncle Horatio” is pretty fucking creepy.
Well, it’s not as creepy as “Uncle Cornblower”