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NE @ Den: Both of these teams need to die in a fire. That is all. Enjoy the game!
Your Sunday Night “What Might Have Been” Open Thread
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Okay, I HATE the Broncos, but C.J. Anderson is okay in my book.
How mad is Antonio Dungerson? Osweiler and not Peyton beat Brady.
So angry. His secret Gay Torture Gimp is going to get pegged sooooo hard tonight…
Nice knowing you guys. Putting a bullet in my head now.
With what? Canada’s common-sense gun control laws mean you don’t have ready access to firearms. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Oh men, (and the occasional woman), I turned away from the computer in the second half and refused to go back to it lest I change some cosmic balance that was bringing Denver back.
But I watched, and it was glorious. Oh, the weeping and gnashing of teeth on the Bosto radio tomorrow shall be delightful!
THAH FACKIN REFS HAHD IT OUAHT FAHH US! THEY HAHT US BECAWSE THAHY AHHNT US! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
WE WUH IN FACK YOU MODE AFTAH THE BRADY SUSPENSION, BUT NOW WE AH IN DOUBLE-SEECRAHT FACK YOU MODE!
To be fair the refs did fuck the Patriots pretty good in the last quarter. No doubt inspired by the motherfucking they get from Brady every time someone violates his personal safe space bubble.
Whatever; I’m still giddy.
Four old women in Florida…
“Wake up honey…guess what?”
Hahahaha fuck your undefeated season Pats
Crap…now I have to start going back to church. A deal’s a deal, isn’t it?
Nothing promised about being awake while there, right?
“BUT WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR PEYTON MANNING?!?!?”
-PK
Oh, good. Now the Patriots are going to be refocused and won’t lose again. That’s better than going 16-0 and getting tripped up in the playoffs due to overconfidence.
Do you see what you’ve done, Denver?!
I doubt it; Gronkowski’s knee-owie looked pretty bad.
LOUD MOUTH PATS FAN JUST DIED OF A BRAIN EXPLOSION! I DIDN’T HAVE TO DO SHIT! IT’S A WIN-WIN FOLKS!
Confirm the death.
Double-Tap.
We now cut live to Mercury Morris’ house…..
What about the unbeaten 10-1 Panthers?
“We now cut lines at Mercury Morris’s house…”
heard back in the 70’s.
THIS CJ ANDERSON, I CALL HIM NEO BECAUSE HE GAVE THE PATRIOTS A ONE.
Sploosh
Oh thank Jeebus
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I need to change my pants
I feel for you man….
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Hey, we still need the Panthers to lose one.
–Mercury Morris
My Boston friends are all apoplectic.
Holy shit Cris does your Brady hard on know no shame.
It’s hard to understand him with so much Brady cock in his mouth
If it’s not a timeout don’t call it an excess TIMEOUT.
I AM SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY GOING TO KILL LOUD MOUTHED PATS FAN. NO MORE COURTESY OF A BROKEN BOTTLE INTO HIS NECK. I AM GOING TO PULL HIM OFF HIS CHAIR AND STOMP HIS HEAD INTO GOO. I STILL LIKE MY CHANCES IN A JURY TRIAL.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
Patriots fans are really fucking annoying. If you’ll excuse the expression, no one denies this.
Grinder rests.
I would represent you pro bono publico
Lawyer Commentists, get on it!
/faaaaaaaart
Blow it up your ass Cris
Christ Cris shove your ass a little higher up and you can enjoy Brady’s breakfast!
I meant head….I am pissed!!!!
Ass works, too.
Whatever. I’m going to sleep. I hope this ends in a tie.
Niters friend…stay warm and have NFC East dreams!
That might somehow be better?
FUCK YOU WITH GRONK’S DISEASED COCK, COLLINSWORTH
OVERTIME
Holy deflated balls
Hail Satan…
I hate this fucking game again.
WELP
BONUS DRINKING PERIOD UNLOCKED
Son of a bitch.
I can’t take overtime. I have to wake up early tomorrow to do all the work I said I did last week but actually goofed off during.
PLEASEGOD
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesase miisssssssssss…..
Clock mismanagement and everything, what isn’t there in this game?
PAYBACK IS A DOUBLE BITCH
The hell is going on?
So Denver is at -1 timeouts left?
Somehow they’re going to fuck this up.
IT BEGINS…
Storyline…
Goodell fines Brady.
League turns it over.
Goodell pissed.
Pats have to earn wins.
You do the rest of the math…
Elway’s got the BDSM pics of Goodell and Kraft, we are saved.
Holy Brockening
DON’T FUCK THIS UP
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