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NE @ Den: Both of these teams need to die in a fire. That is all. Enjoy the game!
Your Sunday Night “What Might Have Been” Open Thread
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Shit, he hasn’t learned you NEVER throw to Bubba Caldwell yet
Yeah, this is gonna suck.
IS THAT SNOW OR ASHES FROM THE FALLOUT?
After 9/11, the French said, “Nous sommes tous Américains”
After the Paris attacks, we said, “We are all French”
Tonight, we are all Broncos fans.
I stop short at the “IN-COM-PLETE” chant.
don’t worry, so do I
C’mon, it’s like singing the Marseillese
Mildly inauspicious start.
OSTRICH INDA HOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEE
“How do you plan on making Brady feel uncomfortable”
“After each play, one of us will run up and pat him on the butt, I plan on picking my nose and eating the booger at the line of scrimmage, and I am sure his love life will be mentioned around the third quarter”
“After every play I’m going to describe a new sexual position I like to use with my livestock”
How bad is the snow? Green Bay/Denver from MNF in 84?
It’s quite lovely on teh teevee box, at least.
Our QB played at Arizona State, so he should be totes used to it.
I think they’re saying up to 3″ so it looks good but won’t amount to much.
This game might be good, or might be shit. As a fan of the team currently in the lead in the NFC East, I say. BURN IT ALL DOWN. ALL OF IT.
Some chicks just want to watch the world burn….
You’ll be in 1st until a week from tomorrow when Matt Cassell throws for 400 yards and Jerry Jones makes a proclamation that they’re headed to the top of the NFC East.
Matt Cassell may throw for 400 yards but 250 of those yards will be to the other team.
Hopefully, this is good enough that I don’t have to entertain myself with flat earth theorists on twitter. That shit is train-wreck amazing.
Argue with them in the role of Hollow Earth Enthusiast.
“HOW CAN THE EARTH BE FLAT WHEN IT IS FILLED WITH MOLE PEOPLE???!?!?!?!!!”
Oh, in today’s sign of the Apocalypse PFT Commenter was mentioned, favorably, in today’s New York Times.
i bet thos libruls just dont get the hawt taeks and our worryed bout spelling and not teling
I will have to look this up. Unless you have a link?
It’s in the Week in Review section. They interviewed an offensive lineman and he mentioned following PFT on-line and complimented his satire.
I’m only say this so the Broncos will lose so…. GO PATRIOTS!!!
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I feel bad for current Kia owners.
People are going to think they’re all psychopaths.
I finally figured it out: those KIA commercials are targeting Trump voters and Ayn Rand enthusiasts.
HOW THE FUCK YA DOIN BOYS!!!!
IT’S ALIVE!!!!
Howdy stranger!
Been away too long needed to get back with my people on Sunday night.
I expect at least personal foul to be called the Patriots’ way with the explanation: “It’s snowing, and in that commercial Gronkowski clearly called the game to be ‘touch’, and that was clearly a ‘tackle.’ Fifteen yards.”
That can only be Russia.
Middle East. Two guys made their own natural gas car. Or at least attempted to…
The Billboard’s not in Arabic. Only place in the Middle East you see signs like that is in the UAE. They’re driving on the right side, so it’s possible.
Looking closer, it looks like those are trees on the horizon. And I should say Turkey uses the Roman script, so if it’s in the Middle East, it pretty much would have to be Turkey. They drive on the right, too.
A Russian Pinata.
You mean a Russian Pinto.
Is it confirmed it’s Russia?
I feel like there should be more to this story…
Hippo could use a smile, Donks. Looking forward to a full, extended look at Mr. Osweiler. In a sense, this is a “free shot” for the kid because only a real asshole would hold it against him if he struggled against Grumblelord in his 2nd career start, playing behind a shit OL.
And although I certainly AM a real asshole, I at least am trying to work on it.
If you start feeling bad, just remember that the Skins lead the NFC East, so this whole season is stupid anyway.
You know if Joan Jett hasn’t sued NBC for ripping off “I Hate Myself For Loving You” for this damn song she really ought to.
I’m sure she’s making so much in royalties she only has one functional nostril.
Carrie vs Faith in a scissoring match…
Who ya’ got?
My pants down
It’s not “who” I’ve got it’s “what” and what I’ve good is a handful of lube and an entire roll of Brawny.
It’s gonna get messy in here.
A carpet shampooer because in five minutes, I’m gonna have a mess.
Humanity.
Hey, look at me, waking up just in time for the night game. Turns out I know myself and my reaction to the NFC East pretty well.
Yes, but have you sobered up?
Probably not entirely, but this game doesn’t merit additional alcohol, so close enough.
Welcome back from the dead.
I’m here only to figure out what kind of hell on earth I can expect next week when the Eagles get thrown to the New England woodchipper.
Oof. Don’t think of things in those terms. No use extending the agony.
Alka Seltzer cold medicine…always got me back on my feet.
I did that after sports bar trip for Donks/Browns. SNF was very disorienting, to say the least.
Great, now Asians are kicking our kids’ asses at parallel parking too.
After a day of yard work, the gym, and letting the kids have the computer for homework I am finally ready to sit down and watch football…for 15 minutes before realizing that what the Patriots are likely to do to a Brock Osweiler-led Broncos isn’t fit for family viewing.
Von Miller, Demarco Ware, looking at you to make this interesting.
It only takes one play to kill.
Isn’t it always rough when you have to go suck it up and watch your team play?
I thought Ware was out?
His non-union, Mexican equivalent is Shane Ray.
Really, there’s no point in featuring Ricky Gervais if he can’t call everyone cunts like he wants to.
I just turned over to NBC and thought the “Sunday Night Kickoff” sign said “Suckoff.” It still seemed correct.
If its for playoff seeding purposes, can I root for the Patriots to win? How about if I root for the Broncos to lose? Would that be acceptable?
NO
And the Brady-Osweiler rivalry begins!
(NBC: “Holy fuck, we have to change Carrie Underwood’s lyrics about the Manning-Brady rivalry on Sunday Night!”)
I can’t wait until they cut too early to Bob Costas and catching him staring into a mirror, masturbating.
Maybe this?
?w=650
Good evening. And fuck Brady.
Aaron? Is that you?
I don’t care how much you hate Denver, there’s no way you can hate them more than New England.
I don’t know how anyone can hate Denver. They don’t really have assholes on their team. That I know of.
Holy shit! Henry Burris is still alive?
Sadly, so is John Shoop.
He sure is, and may win another Grey Cup too although Edmonton should pull away.
Well, that sucked. We are not good enough to give away games like that.
Richard Sherman has so many things going on with his face when he talks he reminds me of this guy…
He is one ugly motherfucker.
R.J. Macready or Jack Burton
R.J., because he’s a real light sleeper, Chiles….
R.J., Jack Burton or Snake Plissken?
Pretty sure I’m not going to make it very far into this one.
Oh my god. THe brady cocksucking is off to a tremendous start.
Are they cradling the balls?
Hey! LEGO Batman is on!
hey guys
Maybe he’s religious. Maybe he’s gay.
Yes.
So once again, he’s cut because he didn’t score.
When I was googlebinging I was hoping for something different.
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That has the 80’s written all over it.
“I really should play”
“Peyton, it’s cold outside”
“I won’t throw it away”
“Peyton, it’s cold outside”
boo
BroncOsweiler
Alright, after watching the Season Finale of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, I have come to a revelation:
Someone here is traveling back in time trying to prevent the formation of the Patriots Dynasty. While we all appreciate your efforts, and your heart is in the right place, it isn’t working. If anything, the Patriots are only getting better. So stop trying to change history; you’ll only making it worse.
That episode really lacked in ecstasy and sexual assault.
Fallout Boy is the halftime show at the Grey Cup. SMH, we are a sad country.
Could’ve been Nickleback
We wouldn’t do this to ourselves. We aren’t masochists.
Look, Canada has apologized repeatedly for Nickleback.
They stall haven’t taken Justin Beiber back yet though.
You can keep that fucking guy.
SHOULD’ve been Nickelback.
But they were playing in Atlanta’s secondary, instead.
Time to come up with all the ways Tom Brady is just like James Deen.
I’ve tried to use my safeword against the patriots time and time again, but they never stop.
He can borrow my car.
He really needs to be cellmates with Jared from Subway.
They should have kept the ad campaign the same and just photshopped in Osweiler. BRADY/OSWEILER I!!!!!
“Both of these teams need to die in a fire.”
The only hope the Eagles have next week is a horrific injury tonight.
GO TEAM HORRIFIC INJURY!
I can get behind this.
The knee injury so bad, it gave a man brain damage.
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