NE @ Den: Both of these teams need to die in a fire. That is all. Enjoy the game!
Your Sunday Night “What Might Have Been” Open Thread
NE @ Den: Both of these teams need to die in a fire. That is all. Enjoy the game!
You mean there are injuries on the Patriots? That’s a totally unique difficulty that doesn’t apply to every other team in the league! What fortitude!
So true, there’s not a single other team having injury issues at this point. All those backup QBs are in because EVERYBODY PLAYS!
Pomona beat Colombine? Did they win a shootout?
Mowed them down
Sure got dark early!
Damn it, Denver. Why did you score that 2nd quarter TD if you weren’t gonna do anything else? I would have gone the fuck to bed and not been dragging ass all fucking day tomorrow.
THE WIZ:
http://i.imgur.com/bhXOJJM.jpg
The guy on the right’s peyote just kicked in.
THAT’S ROY CLARK!
you’re probably close
ExxonMobil greenwashing. Did they just spill something?
Hey, Demaryius can drop non-floaty passes too!
Safety for the Safety Gods?
DDDEEERRRPPPP
On their own goal line with a slick field? Just tack on the 2 points and save the time.
Superstore looks stupid even for 2010s comedy standards. So it’ll be a hit, right?
It’s not on CBS, so no.
They’re remaking Point Break? Fuck that, I’m making my own movie called “Point and Laugh”
They ARE bringing back MST3K
THAT is worth bringing back.
This ad is great for reminding everyone NBC moronic personalities is a long tradition.
Mindy Kaling has two things to thank for her success: her ethnicity and her weight.
So, you wouldn’t hit it?
I’d usually hit it, but then my insurance company wouldn’t believe all the damage it caused.
I definitely would. Curvy women fucking rule.
Looked like he was standing on the line
Upon further review, safety!
Looked like that to me too. Probably wouldn’t be overturned though.
Even the goddamned snow is on their side
http://i.imgur.com/gsuYeFX.jpg
Growing up, this was often on multiple channels at the same time.
I hope Concussion turns Goodell’s christmas into a shit bath.
Whoever made that Concussion movie still had to pay him millions to air it during an NFL broadcast.
Think about that for a second.
You ruined my moment of pleasure. Ruined it.
In general I hate these stickers, as I don’t think they mesh with the spirit of Calvin and Hobbes, but I would make an exception if someone broke into the Pats equipment room and replaced all the normal helmet stickers with these.
It is an improvement over the “Ford vs. Chevy” ones that one sees in the South.
Or worse, the “Calvin praying” stickers
Too bad Peyton isn’t playing tonight, he loves the snow…
http://endeavors.unc.edu/sites/default/files/imagecache/display/photos/viper_probe_droid_002.jpg
Fuck you, McManus
48 yard attempt in the snow? Sure why not
FIELD GOALS ARE TOO EASY
“shooting inside” heh heh heh
I agree Al, nothing is easy. Like listening to you and dumble-fuck all night.
It would have been an even playing field for PeyPey tonight, nobody can feel their hands.
The Patriots sticker is peeling off his helmet.
I think Cris has The Patriots tattooed on his helmet.
Ew.
Actually, it’s probably just “pats”, all in lower case Times New Roman.
http://cdn.na16.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/victor-thompson-pats-helmet-head.jpg
Self Portrait?
The best thing about that nutjob is the fact that he bothered to get the helmet brand name tattooed in front.
I noticed that too, adds just a little more oomph to the psycho factor.
Patriots tramp stamp
WE GET IT CHRIS YOU LOVE THE PATRIOTS! YOU DRINK THEIR CUM OUT OF BUCKET! THEY ARE BETTER THAN FREE MONEY AND NAKED BOOBS!
FUCKING GO DIE
My theory on Collinsworth is since he never won a title, he overly worships those that do.
my tv has been on mute since like the 5 minute mark of Q1
The snow is making that field look more and more like the turf at the Superdome. That means Rodgers just threw another interception in his sleep.
How many 72 Dolphins are left? They may not get their champagne this year, if the 19-1 Panthers beat the 18-1 Pats in the Super Bowl.
Hehe!
Pleasebethepantherspleasebethepantherspleasebethepanthers….
Perfect season reference….DRINK!!!!
Cannot feel my throwing arm
Tonight I’ve seen angry Brady and on the ground Brady.
I’d like to see chainsaw in Brady’s head, but it’s not Christmas yet.
I’m on call this week. Every time my phone makes a noise my heart sinks. More bourbon is the answer right?
Right. And she agrees.
Those are about as real as my last tax return.
But of course!
Depends what you’re on call for. Tech support? Go nuts. First responder? Ummm….
Broadcast Engineer. So…tech support?
As long as you can do it from home.
VPN!
If you’re gonna hit Brady late, make it count.
SERIOUS. This is where you miss the experience of a Demarcus Ware
Shank his Achilles!
I just came
MUSTN’T TOUCH THE PRECIOUS!!!
Fuck that
So, Kobe’s retiring, hmm.
Grossly overdue.
Not saying that’s not true, more the… officialness of it?
Hail Bleergh
Head for the Rockies
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Nickasinsaltlick/y5Uw4aN.jpg
Looking at the remainder of the schedules in the NFC East….I’m going to be drinking a lot and I apologize in advance to the Cowboys fans present. Y’all are alright, unlike the rest of your kind.
My drinking has nothing to do with the rest of our schedule….. but I’m gonna totally use it as an excuse.
Zymm, you are brilliant!
I won’t deny the sixer I just bought is diminishing rapidly.
Costas bringing that #RINGZ game.
In a perfect world, the Human Centipede would consist of Bob Costas, Cris Collinsworth, and Joe Buck.
I just can’t decide who would be in the middle.
Still think the end would be worse.
Agree with this. There’s no nutrition left in whatever matter reaches that point.
PK
Solve world hunger putting that on pay-per-view
Costas has this idea he speaks for the country.
It is not a view I’ve ever shared.
“Bob Costas is always right and speaks for the entire country, I’m Tom Brokaw and this is an American Story…”
Christ I’m a Pats fan and that was awful Bob.
That’s the only reason you’re allowed here. Don’t feel alone, I’m a Cowboys fan, so…
I’m joining the rest of the quitters. I got at least 300 emails to go through in the am, along with fucking three separate expense accounts I got to clear. I’d prefer to knock most of it out before anyone shows up to the office.
BOB COSTAS ON PEYTON AND BRADY: I CAN’T WAIT
Must be 18+.
I’ll get the ammonia and bleach!
Even when they’re shitty (always) the Skins are good at finding RBs. The Giants have equivalent skills at finding WRs. Odell Beckham is frickin amazing.
Dude is fun to watch.
That TD catch today, probably the only guy playing who could do that.
Well, guess I’m done…. I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe, attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Rob Ryan. I’ve seen C-Beams glitter in the dark near the Ryan Tannnenhill gate. All those moments will be lost in time… like Andy Reid calling a game.
Time for me to pass out.
So let me guess. The Wiz starts in a rent-controlled apartment in the Bronx and instead of a tornado, there’s a riot after a cop shooting?
/NAWT RAYCESS!!!