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NE @ Den: Both of these teams need to die in a fire. That is all. Enjoy the game!
Your Sunday Night “What Might Have Been” Open Thread
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Alright, I’m calling it a night. I’m tired, and I afraid that if I keep rooting for the Patriots it will only end with me self-harming myself.
See ya tomorrow for Monday Night Bleh-ball.
Wendy, I can fly!
The Wicked Witch must have smelled really bad, seeing as she couldn’t bathe without melting.
The Wiz looks shitacular
MOAR ADS FOR THE AD GODS!
Good night all. Early meeting tomorrow after two weeks off. Great to see and hear the crew again. God bless.
Good to see you, guy.
Buenos noches.
Wow Brilliant play calling from McDaniels there right Cris?
NATURE VERSUS LEONARDO DI CAPPUCCINO!
WHO WILL WIN?
WHO WILL LOOK BETTER DOING IT?
HYPE MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Nature still wins the Oscar
As long as he drowns at the end.
MAHHKEE MAHHK AHHLREADY BEAT THAHT BITCH MOTHAH NAHCHA IN THE HAHHPENING
I hope he snaps and guns down the Academy when he loses to Eddie Redmanye’s chick with a dick character.
Watching Kobe play tonight is painful.
Watching him checking into a hotel in Colorado is also painful
I don’t remember how it works with you robots, but you haven’t drunk EXACTLY THE RIGHT AMOUNT
Don’t you love the commercial break, quick play, commercial break sequence.
Goodell certainly does.
That man snowboarding in the Broncos jersey and the florescent pants is committing a color rush level offence against the eyeballs.
it’s snowing and make it snow isn’t commenting here what’s up with that?
he has to concentrate to keep, you know, making it
What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
I’m still going to keep reading commentary from the early games and giggle about phrases involving the word “balls” but encouraging!
You handle those balls, Denver!
I’m still rooting for the snow, personally.
Odds on Cris mentioning NE’s propensity for having the ball the last possession of the 1st half and 1st possession of the 2nd half.
God, he jizzs himself every fucking time he talks about it. If that impresses him, then he’s fucking dumber than i originally thought.
Booo
Encouraging!
mildly
Denver did a good.
oh no patriots gave up a…(sobbing)
We gots us a game finally.
There we go. One step forward.
Drinking Irish whiskey, listening to Joy Division and celebrating another victory.
Fuck yes!
I wonder what would happen if you drafted based totally on height? I bet you would end up with a really shitty team.
The Al Davis method.
I thought that was 40 time?
You’d have a hell of a pickup basketball team though.
The Yankees base their players entirely by width.
Or the old Celtics method when in doubt take the tallest ugliest white guy available no matter how bad he is.
Prussian king Friedrich Wilhelm I of Prussia did that for his “Potsdam Giants”. Even had his people kidnap tall foreigners and forced them to join.
They sucked and never were deployed in battle…
Owen Daniels has spent his entire career with Kubiak?
Jesus wept.
Well there is a show I will not be watching….
Superstore looks like supershit
“Supershit” made me laugh.
It beats that new show Telanova.
Wow, this was the best incomplete pass ever.
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Nice tackle, kinda hoped he’d be dead too but not my week
Eastern European turn signal.
That’s the most Russia gif we’ve seen a long time.
He drafted Tim Tebow in the first round enough said
Demaryus, that is a horrible tattoo.
If that was me, I’d be Rudolph the Five-Legged Reindeer.
So John Fox and Adam Gase have made The Bears respectable while John Elway’s fired buddy has this impotent offense looking like a high school team. Care to explain that John? Oh right the owner is senile now.
You are smoking crack if you think John Fox and Adam Gase would have had success with Pey-pey rejecting his cybernetic implants THIS early in the season.
No just bath salts
THIS GAME I CALL IT A GLUE FACTORY, BECAUSE BRONCOS ARE GETTING SLAUGHTERED
I wish I could say neigh…
Stop horsing around
Based on one of the past comment chains would you watch a Happy Madison production of Hitler in the bunker.
I mean Adam Sandler movies are already offensive to Jews now right? Might as well go the full 9.
Is it Springtime for Hitler?
God no. I refuse to watch anything remotely touched by Happy Madison Product. That fucking company just exists to commit tax fraud.
I have to take this moment to recommend the film Downfall. Fucking amazing flick.
Wait, so Peyton has an ailment that is usually caused by wearing high heels?
Don’t judge.
These pumps make my calves look great…
(nationwide tune)
Legal weed will do that to a man.
And this guy was one of the best boxers of all time… WHAT OF IT?!
For the comments, I will stay until halftime.
Can’t believe they still showed their goddamned Brady/Manning graphics.
Holy shit The Sixers are still winless.
They might be the worst franchise in this history of sports.
Your reminder that the eagles are the best philly sports team by a country mile right now.
They have a good chance to beat St. Joe’s this week.
Whoa! That redhead in the razor commercial is fucking scary
Juuuust a bit
I kinda like her…crazy can be fun.
me no happy now…
Bath salts is a hell of a drug.
Is that guy doing that to a cop? Holy shit.
Not sure but those are Latvian tags. So…maybe?
See you guys tomorrow. Yeah I need to be here for McCown-Schaub. Monday Night Football.
I’m going to be here, gutting it out, liquiored up. I need all the support I can get.
Hey I’ve got opiates now, so the Ravens can cause me no pain tomorrow.
Fuck this. Wade Phillips is a moron.
Welp…glad I got expanded basic cable. Shall we see what else is on?
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