Yes, the weekend has finally come when I have no JV NFL to preview. The world is colder and more barren than usual. And I promised my kids we would go get a Christmas tree this afternoon. Timing is not exactly coincidental. I will likely fuck my neck and/or back up (even more) and have nothing good to watch. SIGH.
But let us keep our chins up and our heads out of the oven, and focus on the EPL. The Little Foxy Engine That Could surprised everyone last weekend and re-took sole possession of first place, and Boxing Day (the day after Christmas) is generally considered the day things stop being polite, and start getting real in English footy. Leicester ain’t going away by then, folks. To the fixtures!
Norwich and Dear Beloved Everton kick things off at the ungodly hour of 7:45 EST (NBCSN), and it’s another crucial match for the Toffees as they try to get out of the mass in the upper-middle. Currently, there are seven teams on 21-23 points, clogging up slots 6-12 on the table. Everton smack dab in the middle at 9th on 22. Two weeks ago, Everton blew a 2-nil lead, then a 3-2 lead in the last 30 seconds of added time to Bournemouth. Last week, on English MNF, they hit the woodwork three times in a dominating performance that ended in another draw against Palace. Win either game, and the Blues are clear of the pack in 6th, as their goal differential predicts they should be. Irritating as fuck, but hopefully some frustration gets taken out on sad sack Norwich.
Saturday’s 10:00 window brings two interesting games – 3rd place City against desperate, reeling 15th place Swansea (NBCSN), and the two ends of the upper-middle pack, 6th place Palace and 12th position Southampton (USA). The Swans got absolutely destroyed at home by Leicester last week, and once wonderkind manager Gerry Monk might need a result just to keep his job. City looked awful themselves last week, and have been truly baffling after a red hot start to the season. The Saints are loads more fun than Palace, so hopefully they compress things in the middle even more with a victory. Definitely the most evenly matched fixture of the day.
Sunday brings three matches, but the two top end clubs each play relegation fodder (Arsenal vs. Villa at 8:30, NBCSN; Spurs vs. Barcodes at 11, NBCSN or Extra Time). The 8th place Shite of Liverpool play the slightly better than relegation fodder West Brom Albion at 11 (NBCSN or Extra Time, the website isn’t clear), so I guess one could watch that.
Monday Night Footy could be very good indeed, with Leicester hosting Chelsea. Chelsea are in 14th, and that’s where they deserve to be, based on goal differential. Don’t kid yourselves into thinking that a run to the top is imminent – they’re shit and it’s glorious. Should be an excellent showcase for the Foxes, as NBCSN loves the story, every bit as much as the front-running English press hates it.
Feel free to talk about college hoops, 1-AA footy in the comments, etc.
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Is Frank about to club Joe from behind? Is this the end of The Hardy Boys?
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If you have a tattoo that says “Only God Can Judge Me” and you’re getting your ass handed to you in a fight you should have to have the tattoo taken off, because clearly there’s at least one other person who can judge you.
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Well, God and the three fight judges. It is the job of the latter.
OK, it’s up at 5:30 again for 3+ miles.
I’ll depart with one of the matron saint. The brunette matron saint, given all the Muslim hugs I’m giving out (and Muslims tend to be brunettes).
G’night.
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If there’s one thing that MMA has taught me it’s that I need to get this pin-up girl tattoo sand-blasted off and replace it with two angel wing tattoos down the entire length of my back.
Because that doesn’t look stupid at all.
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OK, enough Muslim love.
Should we move on to Asians?
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Another Muslim I’d like to hug, even if she got me a little wet
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Lordy
Not teh sexy, but one of my favorite actors, partly because he has a weird streak.
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Dafoe does not have a weird streak. he has a normal streak that very occasionally interrupts his weirdness.
But he is a fantastic actor.
Well, maybe you can excuse me, for I am looking at it from a very weird perspective, obviously.
Touche’ sir.
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But are there any redhead muslims?
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Check and mate. And mate.
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What’s up, jizzwagons? What are we doing tonight?
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Drinking beer and hoping this pay-per-view fight I just sprung for is worth it.
SPOILER ALERT: It won’t be.
Just spent $60 to get the McGregor-Also fight, thus ensuring every fight will suck like an Electrolux.
$60 is pretty good for a ppv fight, didn’t they used to cost an ear and a leg?
MMA not so much; too easy to see the main one end in 22 seconds and get all pissed off.
Which is almost certainly going to happen to me.
And another Muslim I’d like to hug. From what I understand, she’s not practicing, but she grew up Muslim.
Good enough for a hug for Sarah:
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Like many Muslims, she comes from a poor country, and cannot afford clothes.
I would offer her some of mine, but there seems to be a problem with my pants.
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Many Muslim-majority countries are in the lower latitudes, thus, the people native to these lands are used to hot summers and mild winters. When they move to colder climates, they sometimes have difficulty adjusting to the temperature change:
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She is one of my favorites, +L Word.
She needs to do a PSA. Then we could stop all this Muslim-hating.
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Jebus. The things I would do… to, um, disappoint her…
Jeri Ryan, just because… if her husband hadn’t taken her to a “sex club,” he probably would’ve won his Senate race, and thus Barack Obama would still be in the Illinois House of Representatives.
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If you needed more reason to hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnhgggghhhh
It’s ok, we needed her husband, Jack, to remain in his current position. Otherwise Sean Connery would’ve never defected.
If I could get Jeri Ryan to agree to go to a sex club with me I would make that the main platform of my campaign. And I’d fucking win too.
At my window…
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I’ve seen dudes with artificial knees walk with a more natural gait.
Amazing what steroids can do for an old guy.
At my gym they have bunches of magazines and I’ll grab one to read between sets, (you know, when I refuse to give up the bench press for 30 minutes while doing two sets), and the profile on Vince in one of those muscle magazines was laugh out loud funny. Just complete bullshit about how he works out twice a day for four hours at a time and eats his vegetables and all that shit.
He works out sure, but he takes enough HGH and testosterone to kill a fucking horse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXip2yyRY6M
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FUN BRICK MEATHOOK FACT:
Keanu Reeves once bummed a cigarette from me.
THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER FUN BRICK MEATHOOK FACT
John Travolta once bumped into my friend while we were hanging out on the Promenade in Santa Monica. I shook hands with Magic Johnson and marveled at Shaquille O’Neal’s gigantic size outside Pauley Pavilion.
I met Walter Payton at the Chicago auto show. He said nice things to me, as I was so nervous I was shaking.
That’s about the extent of my interactions with American celebrities. Pretty pathetic.
I had a chance to murder Rick Reilly on a flight from LA to Denver and didn’t. I AM SORRY.
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You sir, are worse than Hitler.
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I was on Jeopardy and Alex Trebek more or less ignored me. Making me just like pretty much everyone else on Jeopardy not named Ken Jennings.
But while we were taping the show my wife ran after Neve Campbell on the Universal lot and made her look at our then three month old son. I am told Ms. Campbell is very nice and polite and not at all inclined to call security and have them arrest the obviously insane woman running around the lot with a baby and accosting actors.
Oh look at the big brain on Cornblower!
Yeah, watch the second game; not so much a big brain. I got fucking steamrolled.
Why yes, I did find a way to humblebrag that I won the first game!
YOU MEANT THE SONY LOT
This was ’98. It was almost definitely Universal. Although two kids, a mortgage and 17 years have shattered my memory.
Kids will shatter just about everything about a man. You’re lucky if your nuts are intact; my kids kick, punch, or stomp on them on a near-daily basis.
I kinda know a guy (I’ve worked with him for a few weeks) who was on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. That makes two game show contestants I sorta kinda know! That’s better than my friend getting bumped into by Travolta! FAME, I CAN SMELL THY COLOGNE!
Can we embed from Instagram here?
Guess not.
I tried signing up for instagram just the other day but couldn’t figure it out (I need an email address? whats an email?) but, if you can get a url of the image, anything ending in jpg of gif, it will post.
Yeah, Instagram is a mystery to me. I was trying to get the image code out of it, but I’m pretty sure you can’t direct link or post an Instagram image. They want you to visit the site.
Point is, if you click on the picture, you’d see why I’d want to hug her.
More accurately, I’d probably never want to get out of bed with her.
Most accurately, I’d probably never want to pull my face out of her hair. Holy crap, she’s gorgeous. And that hair!
Hmm yes, usually just right clicking on the image gives me the option to get the image url. But this instagram is not such easy nut to crack.
But lo, all nuts can be cracked! Unless the nut is actually talking to that girl in complete sentences.
Yeah, I think I’d have a hard time making coherent words in any of the three languages we share in common.
Wait, Wut?
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I meant to say Debbie Ryan instead of what I already posted; time to start drinking.
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To Die For (1995).
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Mutant on mutant sex crimes have gotten out of hand.
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I live in a diverse neighborhood. My neighbors on one side are Algerian. On the other, Sri Lankan. Great neighbors, great people. My daughter’s best friend is a Moroccan/Egyptian girl down the street. I speak Arabic. I’ve lived in the Middle East. I’m enlightened, and enjoy living in a neighborhood where I see old Bengali ladies power-walking down the street in their shalwar-kameez and headscarves.
So when a couple Muslim women were at the street corner when I was driving, and I heard some jackass yell out his car window for them to “Go home, you fuckin’ ragheads,” my rage-meter–already near volcanic levels from Christmas shopping and dealing with fucking morons who don’t understand the basics of driving a car–went into the red. Unfortunately, I had completed my turn and was too far away to pull a u-turn in traffic and plow into the brainless asshole.
Instead, I picked up my kids from the babysitter, took them home, and was halfway into my quadrupel before their bathwater was drawn.
Next chance I get, I’m gonna hug a Muslim.
Maybe this one:
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Or this one:
Or this one:
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Or maybe this one:
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Crap, I meant this one:
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Holy shit do I hate Christmas shopping.
Fortunately I bought myself an early Xmas present of Oskar Blues Blue Dream IPA. Never had it before but the cheerful stoner at the liquor store highly recommended it.
It does smell somewhat of weed. Let’s see how it tastes shall we?
It’s good. I’ll leave it to someone like Make It Snow and his evolved palate to get more specific, but it’s good. Would drink again.
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My reward for Christmas shopping was a 4-pack of Weyerbacher Quadrupel.
Then a couple shots of whiskey.
Then some Bulleit.
I deserved it. Especially because my parents sent my daughter a Rush Limbaugh book for her 6th birthday.
Wait, WAH???
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Yeah, my parents are right-wingers who listen to Limbaugh and think that Glenn Beck “has some good ideas.”
Once when I confronted them on their love of some Birther propagandists, my mom said, “Oh, I dunno, there’s something a little fishy about all that. You never know…”
I have yet to bring up Trump with them, because I’m worried they might have bumper stickers, and I am sure that Trump has either had a stroke, or is Hitler reborn.
That would be the last time my parents ever saw their grandchildren.
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The worst part is that I honestly think my parents are sheep. If Air America had made it big instead of EIB, they’d probably be hippie leftists.
They hear shit on the radio and internalize it. It’s scary. My dad’s a very smart guy. My mom isn’t dumb. It dumbfounds me.
And I’m thinking it’s my fault, as I told my parents how much my daughter loved Schoolhouse Rock, and how she was learning American history from those old shorts/songs. So they sent “Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims” to maybe teach her some history?
I can’t decide what is most offensive: Rush Limbaugh cut & pasting his balloon-shaped face over Paul Revere’s, putting his name over one of the patriots who risked his life for our country’s independence, or the complete dreck inside the book.
Unfortunately, it was a two-part gift. I can return the book to Amazon, but the stuffed horse (apparently “Rush Revere’s” horse, “Liberty”) came direct from some Tea Party – affiliated web site, so we pretty much have to keep it. And then I get to explain to my daughter why Grandma & Grandpa sent her just one crappy gift for her birthday. I’m going to buy “Where the Sidewalk Ends” for her, wrap it up and pretend it’s from my parents, and then when they ask her if she likes the book, she’ll say how much she loves it and then we’ll get more Rush Limbaugh crap… wait, my plan has a flaw.
Which chapter is it where Rush Revere and the brave patriots dodge the draft?
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That’s gonna leave a mark.
Julie Newmar aka , Catwoman.
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If I were Batman I would have let her get away with whatever she wanted.
Nice fuckin’ hamstrings.
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Supes was an illegal alien.
When I’m President, we’re gonna build a 100-foot tall wall ’round dis country, made uh Kryptonite, and lemme tell ya, I’m gonna get da Kryptonians to pay for it.
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X-Mas Ape Senior had a whirlwind affair with Natalie Wood. Poeple ferget that.
Ha! Mary Poppins is on.
I must know… more.
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I had no idea Mary Poppins pin-up art was a thing until I found that top image. FUN!
Texas takes down them cheatin’ Heels. It was a good one.
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Those hips!
I would say they don’t lie, but they probably are right now, something along the lines of “of course I don’t love you for your money.”
I like the part where she hula hoops nekked I like that part…
She doesn’t like the Tar Heels either.
FUCK CAROLINA WOO!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Penguinos iced their coach.
Jeez. That guy was almost TOO waspy to handle.
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Apex predator gon’ predator
I want to marry this gif.
Sidney Crosby = UNCOACHABLE!
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I think the hospital gave this to my parents the day I was born.
This movie is on TV right now. I watched the first 10 minutes to see if they had accidentally booked a Peter North feature. The paycheque acting is impressive.
It does have Aunt Becky.
What kind of a name is “Bailee Madison”; it sounds like Siamese millenials.
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Dermot Mulroney has had one of the weirdest careers ever.
Intermission now. First act synopsis : Big Christmas party. All of the kids behave badly. Girl gets nutcracker for present, fall asleep and is woken up by a gang of rats with glowing red eyes. Fight ensues and king rat dies.
it’s an acid induced nightmare.
Jesus.
Jesus! What is this hell you’ve fallen into?
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The Nutcracker. Granddaughter one was in the last act as a Sentry.
I’m at The Strand brewery in Torrance drinking beers and washing away the pain.
Holy fuck it’s trying.
“It’s a Charlie Brown Fever Dream”.
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“Can’t it be both?”
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I’ve said this before; but motorcycle chariot races need to come back in style.
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Patton Oswalt’s line “That’s gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys” has never seemed more appropriate.
Probably the funniest pie I’ve seen in a while, circus fights excepted.
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MAAAAKE OOOOOOOOUT!
/always late with the caption
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Damn kids and their skating boards and hippity hop and breaking dances … GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!1!
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Punishment? She’s listening.
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I’m at the ballet now. Vince Vaughn is sitting about 10 rows in front of me. His daughter is in the same dance troop as my granddaughters.
He seems like a pretty chill dude.
Tall.
I can think of worse people than VV.
PK, for one.
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Please ask him if he hated the ending of ‘True Detective’ 2 as much as I did.
Spoiler alert: he didn’t.