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TB @ StL: Wow-it’s come to this. I can’t think of a single person that would be interested in this game. Okay, maybe one booze-soaked IT guy that has some vague connection to this site but otherwise this is yet another production from Roger Goodell Points And Laughs At You-An NFL Joint. What can be said about Rams HC Fisher? How about “if he doesn’t win out this year he’ll have 6 straight losing seasons under his belt-just one less than the legendary Dick Jauron”. As Lord pointed out earlier today, the Bucs look to be a team on the rise. Like 90’s fitness model Kiana Tom they have a strong core. Everyone knows about QB Winston (21 years old) but there’s a shit-ton of young talent on this club. 25 year-old LB David (118 tackles, 2 sacks, 3 int’s and 12! pass deflections), OG Ali Marpet (22), DE Bowers (25), LB Alexander (21), WR Evans (21) and RB Martin (26) give the Bucs a great chance of breaking through to the other (winning much more frequently than losing) side.
Your Thursday Night Bucs/Rams Let’s Just Hang Out Thread
Aaron Donald is a bad, bad man.
High quality numbers there, considering Donald’s second 9 is already coming undone.
Sure, just keep running at Aaron Donald.
Why is Jeremy Renner?
Jeff Foxworthy for Golden Corral. Its like watching my inlaws go out for dinner
My in laws favor Bob Evans – where every dish is shit on a shingle.
Dance like your hair is on fire.
http://45.media.tumblr.com/3082dc0443665367610689838abc6c96/tumblr_ng2rs235YL1tp7vcso1_400.gif
Don’t all rolls have yeast in them?
Large scale commercial operations may use chemical leaveners instead (which is like baking soda and baking powder and such).
Except unleavened jew-bread
Goddammit. 2-0 Ice Vikes.
At least it’s been short.
Chargers-Raiders. Winner gets LA.
4-4 tie.
Halftime Howie: This week from Feb. 1994, Billy West is a dandy Raymond Burr.
Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k33ywVzYZOU (autoplay should get the other two booted up)
Lovie always has this look on his face like he’s a guy waiting in line at the DMV and only one person is working there.
And he has to take a nasty, urgent shit
Thanks for showing up, Bucs!
“27 33 OMAHA GIANT SLANT 3…FOLES SUCKS HUTHUTHUT!”
-Case Keenum
I am looking up old toys I had on eBay. Along with classic skate decks from the 80’s. And signed Johnny Unitas jerseys.
Lawn Darts
Jarts were fucking awesome! I am surprised I still have both eyes and no jart lodged in my skull
Not as awesome as ‘bag of glass’
Transformers JetFire. Best ebay purchase evah.
I heard the Rams signed Case McCoy to the practice squad and were evaluating the QB position on a Case by Case basis.
The door is that way Caruso.
Oh, uh, it looks like Peter King broke into my house and posted a comment while I was away getting a blowjob. Bad PK!
PK gave you a blowjob?
Did he call you Goodell or Favre?
Have you ever sucked dick to make a bad pun? I have, good sir!
GUNSLINGIN
Buddy’s old racist Uncle Kid says, “It looks like a bunch of Injuns and Rickshaw Yankers out there!”
Wait, I thought the Rams were understood to be the asshole team?
Rapey McStealshit begs to disagree
HAIL BLEERGH
Gerald McCoy is gonna waste his talents on an awful defense. Just like poor LeeRoy Selmon.
Football player named after a military rank, finish your drink.
I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS MUCH YELLOW AND RED TOGETHER SINCE THE LAST TIME I HAD GONHORRHEA AND TRIED TO TAKE A PISS
-Charlie Sheen
I think the Bucs would be a lot better if they didn’t have so many crisis actors on the field.
I know a little German!
Why are both teams wearing footie pyjamas?
They’ll all be put to sleep after the game?
Who the hell are these commentators even? If I’d known there was an open casting call I’d have shown up.
They assumed (rightly) that nobody would be watching and brought in the F-Team.
/Buys Aaron Donald Jersey
//Returns it when he realizes team is leaving
///Crying
Just get a Jason Heyward jer…oh wait
I can put it next to my Pujols jersey.
TJ Oshie is pretty goo… oh wait.
I’ll always have my old #2 for Blues games.
Doug Martin, short.
Anybody here have a first hand account of this?
http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2015/12/16/fur_fest_evacuation_TOO_BIG.gif
Oh, Yogi…
I don’t, but aren’t we kinda rooting for a fire?
“Way to blaze, Boo Boo Bhowee!”
I think he’s three crab legs short
I wanna have Aaron Donald’s baby.
The Lovie Smith special: timeout and delay of game
Or a failed 4th down conversion, your choice.
Winston just a little short, unlike his teammate Doug Martin, who is a lot short.
Wait, delay and the timeout?
Lovie challenges in 3…
If the Rams move to L.A. and keep these uniforms, they’ll be all the rage in Chinatown.
Aaron Donald: Manbeast
These uniforms look like footy pajamas.
KALI MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Joyner? Any relation to the great Seth?
Like his master, Buddy Ryan, Jeff Fisher can’t make a good defense unless he has more than one future hall of famer.
Is this going to be a good football game with 2 mediocre teams?
If Jameis Winston had this little protection in college, the Tallahassee PD would’ve had enough DNA evidence to make a case.
THIS TAMPA OFFENSIVE LINE, I CALL THEM THE CHINESE EXCLUSION ACT, BECAUSE THEY’RE JUST SHOVING THESE YELLOW PEOPLE THE HELL OUT
I feel so smug that when I first turned on this game, the play-by-play guy said, “That was Conte on that whiff.”
I feel so glad he’s not polluting the Bears anymore, and that Lovie feels some stupid loyalty to his former players, regardless of how crappy they are.
New beer report tonight:
Avery Raja — really good
Evil Twin Christmas Eve At A New York City Hotel Room — also really good
Isn’t Evil Twin Christmas Eve At A New York City Hotel Room also known as New School Zero Amber?
Weyerbacher Quadrupel: DAMNED good. Go get some.
Thirsty Dog Siberian Imperial Stout Special Edition: very good (not worth $6 a bottle, but damned good on a chilly December night)
How big’s the bottle?
12 oz.
How the hell are the Buccaneers 6 — 7?
Playing the NFC South has its advantages.
Gary Glitter’s the coach?
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