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TB @ StL: Wow-it’s come to this. I can’t think of a single person that would be interested in this game. Okay, maybe one booze-soaked IT guy that has some vague connection to this site but otherwise this is yet another production from Roger Goodell Points And Laughs At You-An NFL Joint. What can be said about Rams HC Fisher? How about “if he doesn’t win out this year he’ll have 6 straight losing seasons under his belt-just one less than the legendary Dick Jauron”. As Lord pointed out earlier today, the Bucs look to be a team on the rise. Like 90’s fitness model Kiana Tom they have a strong core. Everyone knows about QB Winston (21 years old) but there’s a shit-ton of young talent on this club. 25 year-old LB David (118 tackles, 2 sacks, 3 int’s and 12! pass deflections), OG Ali Marpet (22), DE Bowers (25), LB Alexander (21), WR Evans (21) and RB Martin (26) give the Bucs a great chance of breaking through to the other (winning much more frequently than losing) side.
Your Thursday Night Bucs/Rams Let’s Just Hang Out Thread
How fitting the Rams look like pee in what could be the last game in StL since their owner’s been pissing on the fans all season.
St. Louis Rams Hankie Code
The L.A. river is really just a sewer so it’s kind of fitting
Hey guys
Hey you.
So if Mallet looks good in these last three games, and Flacco doesn’t come back until mid season in 2016, can I qualify for a liver transplant?
I wouldn’t worry too hard about the first condition.
How will your anger level look?
blood red
Mustard or ketchup?
DAMMIT. I was going to make this same joke.
I prefer mustard. In this game, and in general.
I haven
I haven’t seen yellow and red battling like this since gold and and red squadrons attacked the Death Star
Ghostbusters reboot movie posters are out, in case anyone needs their precious childhood memories violated.
I’m getting estrogen in my neckbeard!
Is that the all women one? Cause Kristen Wiig can violate me all she wants. As long as her friend Tina Fey is there. And she does all the violating while Kristen only watches. From the other room.
She’s in it, but judging by what I’ve seen, she is playing the calm, serious one. McKinnon is playing the outgoing one, McCarthy might be playing the funny one and, as always, Leslie Jones is playing Tracy Morgan only louder and less funny.
Reboots are OK, because you can just ignore them. Sequels are the shitting-on-childhood thing, because they continue the story and ruin any chances for a decent continuation.
Get away mustard!
Anyone else just heard a beep from the TV. I think these colors have passed the visual range and have entered auditory range.
Yes! Thought it was just me. It’s been beeping for a while.
It’s true West Virginia can beat the Buccaneers.
Hasn’t that always been true?
Oh, Buddy loved Morgantown. Turns out they don’t light gays on fire anymore, just couches.
Maybe if you’re talking about the East Carolina University. Maybe.
I haven’t seen this much red and yellow since the last time I used the restroom. I think I might need to see a doctor.
Johnny Footbawww is at the Cavs game. That is just not how you get ahead as a professional.
Is he having a couple of brews with his buddies?
From the clip I saw he has a minder right behind him. Lebron said hello.
Those tampa uniforms remind me of boiled crab legs
Oh Case… congrats on two TDs.http://41.media.tumblr.com/5108f8a93cee5e3a067d5954fc618934/tumblr_mw2ln2JQq11ra90n2o1_500.jpg
Hey, everyone I was with knew about my conditions before they slept with… oh, you said TD. Never mind then.
–Charlie Sheen
I guess the best protection Mr. Winston has ever received is from the Tallahassee PD!
This is very good.
Go Banana!
I haven’t seen this much red and yellow since Michael Sam went to Chinatown after a 49ers game.
Pretty unusual for Conte to whiff like that. He’s usually nowhere near the play.
BLEERGH SAY OTAY
Least fantasy relevant touchdown ever?
Was there ever a Matt Cassel to Mike Vrabel TD pass?
OH FUCK YOU LOVIE!!!!
James Cain totally approves of these Bucs uniforms numbers…
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That guy looks like John Kerry.
James Caan, autocorrect is Satan.
Nah, doesn’t really look like him.
I’m going with John Kerry.
THIS WINSTON I CALL HIM TOILET SEAT…
THIS WINSTON I CALL HIM THAILAND…
Just too easy I apologize.
Just a bit outside. -Bob Uecker
Muscle Hamster couldn’t quite climb to the top of his hamster wheel on that one.
He’s no Harvey The Wonder Hamster.
Minus one million points for using his real nickname instead of one of the DFO-approved substitutes.
With respect to ketchup and mustard, I propose we call this the M&M Bowl.
Especially since both of these teams are gonna like shit at the end of the day.
These colors are killing me…
It’s funny how they’re talking about “showcasing young talent” because I was just thinking that the Raiders should rescue Doug Martin from that MRSA-infested hellhole.
Evan Washburn was promoted after his predecessor was brutally murdered with an axe by a raincoat-wearing psychopath.
Rams defense: STILL terrible!?!? REALLY?!
LOOGIT THAT MANS HAIR
I haven’t seen this much yellow and red on the same t.v. together since I watched the Red Dawn remake….
The local ads here in Noo Yawkia are so jarringly unprofessional.
Remember when these were the ugliest uniforms in the NFL? Now we’d kill for these soothing colors.
I didn’t realize I’d time traveled back to 1998
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Must have something to do with NSZ showing up.
/Hopes no one made this reference already.
You ran 3.11 in 1998? You poor, poor man.
Ahh, sassy ref continues to make my Thursday NFL game worthwhile.
What’s everybody on?
THC and Red Baron French bread pizzas which are WAY better than Stouffer’s and if you don’t think so YOU CAN FIGHT ME
I made a meatloaf and it was awesome.
I had freshly made chocolate chip cookies right out of the over. Top that!
I also had them out of the oven too!!!
Scotch and Mexican Lortabs for my shot back. May have a pizza delivered later.
It’s messing up my rods and cones!
Logged on just to see comments about the uniforms. So glad it wasn’t just me thinking the fatter lineman looked at the equipment guy and said, “Wait, you seriously want me to wear this shit?!?” Also, McDonald’s craving as a result of these assholes is in full effect…
THIS RAMS/BUCS GAME I CALL IT MAO ZEDONG, ‘CAUSE THAT’S THE LAST TIME I SAW THIS MUCH YELLOW AND RED TOGETHER IN ONE PLACE
John Lydon has a comment.
My tint/contrast settings are like “really, motherfuckers?”
God I hate this ad.
Can ya be more specific?
God bless Aaron Donald
I’m seriously having trouble watching my tv without getting a headache.
Go communism and the four classes of the Chinese people!
I would love for a cable network to go all red programming
MSNBC should do it just to piss of Fox.
Why the heck do I have a sudden craving for a Big Mac?
Oh damn. I know what you were doing with that joke, but I have a head cold right now and quite often that’s when I crave shitty mcdonalds saltgrease since it’s about all that my tastebuds can handle. STOP GIVING ME IDEAS.
It’s ok, I hate my colon, too.
I had a Quarter Pounder. My colon is olfactorily protesting my decision.
Sigh, Keri Russell won;t commie all over my teevee box until March. FACK YOU f/x
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