TB @ StL: Wow-it’s come to this. I can’t think of a single person that would be interested in this game. Okay, maybe one booze-soaked IT guy that has some vague connection to this site but otherwise this is yet another production from Roger Goodell Points And Laughs At You-An NFL Joint. What can be said about Rams HC Fisher? How about “if he doesn’t win out this year he’ll have 6 straight losing seasons under his belt-just one less than the legendary Dick Jauron”. As Lord pointed out earlier today, the Bucs look to be a team on the rise. Like 90’s fitness model Kiana Tom they have a strong core. Everyone knows about QB Winston (21 years old) but there’s a shit-ton of young talent on this club. 25 year-old LB David (118 tackles, 2 sacks, 3 int’s and 12! pass deflections), OG Ali Marpet (22), DE Bowers (25), LB Alexander (21), WR Evans (21) and RB Martin (26) give the Bucs a great chance of breaking through to the other (winning much more frequently than losing) side.
THIS CHRIS CONTE I CALL HIM MINUS FIVE BECAUSE LOSING HIM IS ADDITION BY AUBTRACTION
OAR SUBTRACTION WHATEV
SPELLING NOT TELLING
Looks like dad and mom found the xmas drug tray
Oh, this game is still going?
I’m calling this the Rob Press game because there is Too Much Mustard.
Freddie the Comedian looks painfully unfunny.
Stay celebrating concussed players refusing to leave the game
Mustard is all over ketchup
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welp
So, fantasy footballing people – Tyrod Taylor vs the Snyders or Laserface vs Miami in my playoff game? The numbers say Tyrod, but Laserface can just explode randomly.
Miami is terrible. I’d go with Rivers and hope he’s not shitting all over himself this week.
That’s kind of my feeling as well. I’m just a little leery because the Chargers have put up two 3-spots in the last three weeks.
It’s so nice to see Keenum finally getting onto the Kurt Warner Track.
Fisher and Lovie is like a battle of ex Bears mediocrities
I feel like I’m watching a football game in the Power Rangers League.
Needs more Dynaman
I haven’t seen a Buc fucked this hard since Robert Evans lost his divers watch.
Would you say St. Louis would be… blue?
/Bad hockey joke, I apologize
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Found the cucumber
It was the sneeze, but I like yours much better.
ugh I got into a broncos message board fight about syrian refugees again
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Again is the key word there.
Tell me about it
For both things.
Lovies just never going to be a top tier coach. There I said it
“I HAVEN’T SEEN A WINSTON GO UP IN SMOKE LIKE THIS SINCE THE CIGARETTE….”
-R.J. Reynolds
Ketchup fingers
He did the hard part
Uncle Ruckus: Just like a ni**a to be late to the snap.
A Case of Keenums sounds like the cheapest cigarette purchase you could make, or a most expensive liquor one.
Keenum Extra Lights
Ketchup delayed the game and didnt score
THIS RAMS V. BUCS GAME I CALL MANZANAR, BECAUSE I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS MUCH YELLOW IN A CONFINED SPACE SINCE 1942!
Damn son, take the rest of the night off.
Well done.
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PreBrad.
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Dickfingers
The head ref in this game, I always wondered what James Evans Sr. was doing after Good Times…
If I had to pick a favorite ref, and I mean get up IN there and pick one, it would be Boger.
Sounds like Winston needed a little more… mustard… on that throw.
And Evans just couldn’t… ketchup.
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You motherfucker, you relished those jokes.
I’ll take that as a condiment.
This thread made BIG MAYO in my pants.
/hates pants
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You guys have been a fucking blast this evening. Take care and type to you soon.
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“And I know something about too many hits…”
Rich Eisen: …going out in a blaze of mustard!
I LOL’d.
It was uncharacteristically cleverish
Sadly Rich is the last good thing about this network.
How is the game? Have your eyes adjusted to the colors yet?
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Brandon Marshall needs to be in the Hall of Fame just for making Fitzy look good.
“RAM IT! ALL OVER THE SITE.”
-Snowflakes
Yeah that was way more resource intensive than I thought.
Both of these Saturday TNF “fans” appear to be lobotomized….
As a Jets fan, I feel like I want to beat the ever-loving crap out of the Jets fan in the Thursaturday Night Football promo.
Thursday Night game now on Saturday? How in fuck do they expect Jets or Cowboys fans to understand that concept?
WHY THE FUCK WAS THE THREAD JUST SNOWING?!?!
Thank god someone else saw that.
Are you both high?
I don’t see anything. You guys are clearly high as fuck.
Oh crap. My daughter wanted me to make shortbread cookies in the shape of a crescent moon to give to her little Muslim friends tomorrow at school. TO THE MIXER!
And glass closet cookies for the Scientologist kids.
Do you get to eat the misshapen ones?
Put bacon bits in them.
Make question mark cookies in case there are any Unitarians in her class.
Michael Irvin: Real life Mushmouth
“He a playmaykuh!”
Charter Communications: We offer our sales reps six-figure earning potential. Because those two figures to the right of the decimal point count too.
Ice Cowboys against Ice Stampeders is quite good.
Oh you did like my hockey themed porno! Thank you much.
Yes, filpin’ back and forth … but mostly Haw-kee because this game in St Louie is poop.
Near Half-Time Query
I’m on the last Jo Nesbo/Harry Hole book (to date) and I can’t recommend the series strongly enough. Do you have a(n) detective/inspector/cop/Laotian coroner/19th Century policeman series that you would deign to pass on to me?
Have you read the Wallander books?
I have. I wasn’t aware of the whole Scandi/mystery popularity thingy when I first picked up Mankell.
I’ve enjoyed the Jack Reacher books, even though they are an American Super G.I. Joe Hero Fever Dream as written by an odd duck Brit.
You may want to check out the Siri Paiboun/Colin Cotterill series. It takes place in 1970’s Laos and is quite cheeky.
Danny Lansanah is the most Irish white frat boy name ever…. mind blown he’s actually black.
“Keenum” sounds like the mispronunciation a 3 year-old would make when trying to say a real name.
Hey what’s going on? I turned on the NFL Network and they appear to be showing a rerun of ‘Tron’
THROW IT AWAY
Nope
-Teddy Bridgewater
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Alright then.
So St Louis actually showing up for someone means maybe they’ll forget to play the Seahawks with superbowl-like fervor. Maybe.
Eh, they only play the Seahawks tough at home.
Not true, look up the scores. And they play dirty regardless
Last year in Seattle 20-6 Hawk win.
2 Years ago in Seattle 27-9 Hawk win.
3 Years ago 20-12 Hawk win in Seattle, ok that was close.
4 years ago30-13 Hawk win in Seattle.