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TB @ StL: Wow-it’s come to this. I can’t think of a single person that would be interested in this game. Okay, maybe one booze-soaked IT guy that has some vague connection to this site but otherwise this is yet another production from Roger Goodell Points And Laughs At You-An NFL Joint. What can be said about Rams HC Fisher? How about “if he doesn’t win out this year he’ll have 6 straight losing seasons under his belt-just one less than the legendary Dick Jauron”. As Lord pointed out earlier today, the Bucs look to be a team on the rise. Like 90’s fitness model Kiana Tom they have a strong core. Everyone knows about QB Winston (21 years old) but there’s a shit-ton of young talent on this club. 25 year-old LB David (118 tackles, 2 sacks, 3 int’s and 12! pass deflections), OG Ali Marpet (22), DE Bowers (25), LB Alexander (21), WR Evans (21) and RB Martin (26) give the Bucs a great chance of breaking through to the other (winning much more frequently than losing) side.
Your Thursday Night Bucs/Rams Let’s Just Hang Out Thread
ONLYVERYLIKELYOVERDOWN
The Bucs…this game…
For some reason that’s one of my favorite Simpsons scenes in history.
Are you going to help me with my ketchup problem?
Why did he stop running?
His give-a-fuck broke
Mustard really is the better condiment
Fries with mustard?! 🙁
In England, Stella is low end swill sold in gas stations.. Like our Keystone or Natty Ice
In England Stella is sold everywhere, like Budweiser.
STELLA!
STELLA!
Can’t you hear me yell-a
You’re putting me through hell-a
Stelllll-a
STELLA!
I haven’t seen that kind of Red on Red violence since the Chinese invaded Vietnam in 1979!
Quick! Run up to that wall and stick up your boobs!
MRSA on SARS violence.
Am I hearing a Beat LA chant?
Tampa are you shitting me with a field goal?
It’s only a two-score game now!
Nah, they’re just shitting themselves.
Tampa just can’t … Cut the mustard
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Howdy howdy howdy. Just got home. What have I missed, other than terribly ugly uniforms?
Actually, I take that back. The end zones are even uglier than the uniforms.
Don’t forget the 50!
Oh God, what the hell is that? People, just because we have highlighter technology does not mean we need to deploy it on human beings or on the ground!
If Winston manages to lead a comeback here, it’ll be the greatest adversity he’s overcome since he raped someone.
Or since consent.
HAIL BLEERGH
I chose to watch star wars instead of this game. Not the new one. The first one. Of which I’ve seen many many times. I think I chose wisely.
The Force is strong with you
/fires up DVD player
I just heard that beep again.
Thought they were outlawing DraftKings
She can barely stay awake.
That’s Moose-level stuff.
This game has a fourth preseason game vibe.
Is this a longest nonscoring play record?
No, it’s been wee………………… oh, you meant…….
Did someone say RAM IT?
He was down!
Forget about it Jake, it’s thursday night
To quote the one Orioles game I’ve ever been to… “THAT WAS YOUR BALL, DYE!”
Who’s your Mount Rushmore of mediocre NFL coaches?
Dick Jauron, Lovie Smith, Jeff Fisher, Dennis Erickson
Dave Wannstedt, Mike Tice, Mike Singletary, Greg Schiano
I smell garbagedowns!
Bit of a mismatch
That was the most Jeff Fisher thing ever.
A cut-rate Belicheck move, performed awkwardly.
Now that’s a neighborhood party I’d like to go to.
Good work everyone, see you… wait, end of the 3rd?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-l8HHPrQuj08/UFHoFiGMxWI/AAAAAAAAC4U/CZP4l20VFx0/s1600/john-lackey.gif
I do have to wonder why this had to be looked at.
Why is a West Virginia-Fresno State game on in a mid December Thursday?
Too many bowl games.
Staying up for this seemed like a good idea at the time…
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No shit attendance is not strong. Asshole league keeps threatening to leave
Right? I’ll stay home until they tell me they’re staying, thankyouverymuch. I’m not putting my money into Stan’s moving fund.
It’s hard to believe but if you put out a mediocre product and keep telling your target audience that you’re ready to leave them brand loyalty goes in the crapper.
Stop this game…
I want to get off…
“Are his nipples painted on?”
THIS CASE KEENUM, I CALL HIM SAMURAI JACK BECAUSE HE’S TRYING TO SET HIMSELF UP FOR A BIG COMEBACK.
I hope they can find a good replacement for Mako, not an imitator.
We asked Jameis Winston, “Who do you lean on? Who’s your support group?” And we were really impressed with the answers. Kobe Bryant, Patrick Kane, Bill Cosby. Winston has a lot of really good mentors.
THE BEN feels left out.
Oh, damn, that’s a huge oversight.
Michael Vick, a single tear rolling down his face
What about Sebastian the crab from the Little Mermaid.
I hear he’s already looking forward to hanging out with Woody Allen at a Knicks game to discuss the pros and cons of going to back to school and getting his Bacherlor’s in Analrapy.
Bachelor’s. Fuck my lack of auto correct.
Hey a shitty Thursday night game, how original.
Never change Yucks.
Where did that person at the end come from?!
Well originally from her mother…
My other reply was ‘I guess that’s just how Dorothy blows into town…’
I like that one better.
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She was riding the cow.
That was the driver of the vehicle…that the tornado ate…
Whoa.
Was it really? Jesus she got off lucky.
Well she was a he before the tornado…but yes…
Well she was a dude before. Strong tornado.
LET ME HAVE MY DOROTHY JOKE DAMN YOU!!!!!
Every time James Laurinitas makes a tackle without using a steel chair, an angel loses its wings.
He should be leading Spartans vs the Persian Army, instead he has to wear mustard pants and play for Jeff Fisher
Are some of the ‘like’ avatrs squished in the vertical on your screen?
Only when I ‘like’ something.
Got the tree up, the wifes done with finals, and I’m halfway through a handle of Blantons. Even this ridiculous game can’t ruin it
Who Shot Mr. Burns is on FXX.
According to the Gamecast, Case Keenum’s a Stud and this game was not worth fucking up another laptop. What joy.
Speechmode better get back for some playoff ball
I’m still holding out for Super Bowl MVP Marshawn Lynch receiving the award from Goodell.
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