Your Sunday Nighter Open Thread

Ari @ Phi: The Iggles are fighting for that “we’re just barely better than you” title that is the NFC East championship. Arizona? They’ve got the top down, the music is pumping and all of  QB Carson’s balls are in the air like he just don’t care. Go Cards!

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blaxabbath

This is the worst Cardinals team in franchise history.

Col. Duke LaCross

Bad night for Brown to catch the dropsies.

Gratliff

I appreciate secret-Eagles John Brown throwing this game

blaxabbath

The DFO insanity league should crush WRs for drops.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Did the Cardinals WRs lather their hands in butter?
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Gratliff

Speaking of Quicksilver, how is it that he is the only Marvel character that can exist in both cinematic continuities?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Quicksilver can be in Marvel if they don’t admit Magneto is his dad. It is murky and awful for many characters. I am not even a big comic fan, just know a bunch of them and read stuff online.

Romonobyl

Deep shot into double coverage, what could possibly go wrong?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Crawford just made a wicked save. Oh is this not a hockey blog, sorry

Sharkbait

Its a secret hockey blog I think. There are dozens of hockey fans on here. DOZENS!

litre_cola

Central Division> EVERY DIVISION

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

5th place beats second place in the Pacific. Have to agree

blordinaryfagicmox

Marc Crawford is now a player coach?

hippofant

Maybe Carrente should just not be a referee any more. Just saying.

Hey, the timer measuring the time between Eagles plays is a completely useful graphic, not annoying in any way. NO-sir-ee-bob.

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But Chip Kelly is still so INNOVATIVE. We need more of that.

Spanky Datass

NEX-GEN-FART-NOIZ!!1!

Gratliff

What’s with all the bad Sound of Silence covers?

litre_cola

No more Sears here, although while in Australia I found a K-Mart. Didnt think those still existed.

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There was one in Chicago until just a year or so ago.

That company is a dumpster fire comparable to any derpy NFL team.

ThursdaySkyGoddess

There are two K-Marts near where I live, though one turned into a Sears Essential for a couple of years, then back to a K-Mart.

Romonobyl

“Sears” and “essential” should never be used in the same sentence.

litre_cola

Computer skipped. wrong place to comment, apologies

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Oh, Sears. You should have stuck with the “ship my pants” campaign.

Romonobyl

Recently bought a microwave from Sears (was on sale). Took nearly an hour…never again.

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Holy shit. A Sears shopper.

Romonobyl

Not my proudest achievement.

Romonobyl

I’ll bet you a wild card spot that Zack Ertz’s real first name is Richard.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Fuck off, NBC.

litre_cola

Screamed at the tv, mrs, dog didnt flinch.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

ithErtzdown!

Romonobyl

Former and future Cowboy DeMarco Murray.

John Difool

SCROTUMDOWN

blaxabbath

Fucking season is over. Goddamn Cardinals….

Gratliff

WHAT AN ATTEMPT AT A TACKLE

ThursdaySkyGoddess

ERTZDOWN!

King Hippo

Cheer up, Murray!

Gratliff

There are some serious impacts taking place in this game.

Gratliff

EAGLES DID A GOOD

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

I don’t know what’s more confusing: the Eagles staying close in this game or the reason being the defense?

litre_cola

Why do they tease us Grat? Fuck. Gotta say tho, I now know how those guys felt when their sub 500 team to make the playoffs. I want it this way then beat the Shithawks.

Romonobyl

By 50% more meat, does Subway mean a larger quantity of product or just that more of it is actually “meat”?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

You can’t increase 0 to 50%

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

50% more*

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Figuring out which is half the fun!

blordinaryfagicmox

There’s more of it since they let it grow up a few more years to avoid any more legal troubles.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I have been watching Sherlock on my computer and half watching the night game (to be fair that normally gives you a good impression of the game [both games this afternoon were exceptions]) it looks boring as hell. Am I wrong?

Romonobyl

This game has a lot in common with some old jeans I found in my closet. Can’t get in to either one.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

I expected this game to be more… explosive.
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blaxabbath

Jeff Lurie seems like a good owner.

[Ducks]

WCS

Strangely enough, even WIP folk like him.

Senor Weaselo

That explains it, Pey-Pey had a short-out!

litre_cola

Talking with you folk, drinking whisky, swearing at the tv, all while the mrs looks at wedding magazines. This is bliss. I should remember this moment.

blaxabbath

What kind of whiskey.

litre_cola

Edradour. Smallest distillery in Scotland. Near Pitlochrie.

John Difool

You think you’re swearing at your t.v. now wait till you watch your wedding video in a couple of years…

Sharkbait

This is my life right now. You put it so eloquently.

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What is it with NBC and 90’s bump music?

Sill Bimmons

This could be going much worse for the Eagles.

Gratliff

If nothing else, I know there’s a solid chance of Palmer getting murdered against the Eagles front

WCS

Or on Market Street later.

WCS

The TAEKS of OBJ’s “clowinsh” and “thuggish” behavior have started.

litre_cola

If he was white he was intense and just had his head in the game.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Since when did Craig Robinson be considered funny?

blaxabbath

Also, whoever said 11/22/63 was gonna go quick is correct. This game is all that pulled me away from it (and, as the play is going, I may be back at it by the second half).

blaxabbath

Arians wearing sunglasses. Is that going to influence the go-to-commercial music?

blaxabbath

The green-on-black the Eagles are rocking is quite ugly. They should have gone with their old school green for the trim.

litre_cola

Could have gone with the mid nineties, so we can feel the sorrow right now.

Gratliff

Wide open Fitty and I am dismayed.

Sharkbait

Dear Ice Giants, please stop playing like quarters 1-3 Real giants.

Signed,
Sharkbait

Senor Weaselo

I’m not completely sure why the defense has magically gone to shit. It shouldn’t have just been Step and Girardi going down.

litre_cola

Road trip in the Central never helps anyone

Sill Bimmons

Bradford isn’t “cross-eyed (no one is),” he has a pseudostrabismus secondary to a ptosis of the right eyelid.

WCS
blaxabbath

I like to think Sill has long greasy hair.

Sill Bimmons

Bald. I look like a fat Stone Cold.

WCS

SILL IS TONY BRUNO

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Now I’m just going to imagine you riling up a crowd with stunners and turnbuckle beer chugging.

Sill Bimmons

If he was actually strabismic he probably wouldn’t be an NFL QB because he’d have no depth perception.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Sadly, that doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue as well.

blaxabbath

Damn Cardinals. Leave some players for the fans to crucify once this game is over.

litre_cola

God, I cant fucking believe I am relieved for Sam Bradford coming back in.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

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Static: Can’t believe Bradford is playing savior.
GL: Everything’s relative.

/Nobody’s gonna get this reference.

Gratliff

…Did Sam Bradford REALLY deserve that ovation?

John Difool
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I should probably watch that Chicago Fire show since they’ve shot scenes just a couple blocks from my apartment.

blaxabbath

I hope there is a scene where they are talking on the sidewalk and the inanimate carbon rod popping in the background.

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Were that to hypothetically happen, I’d probably be making a hypothetical run to the hypothetical liquor store carrying a hypothetically large amount of alcohol.

blaxabbath

Ok since I just saw it on a Verizon commercial, I don’t feel it is a spoiler. What is with Chewy’s crossbow? It doesn’t like have to be loaded with an arrow so it’s a gun.

blordinaryfagicmox

but less practical because it’s got the cross bow part which makes it big and bulky and hard to carry and hard to conceal. Basically the lens flare of weapons.

Gratliff

It’s a bowcaster. It’s a blaster based on a traditional wookie projectile weapon.

Don T

I’ve seen grocery baggers with a better bod than Bradford.

blaxabbath

Other teams: Fake an injury to kill their momentum.

Arizona: Kill Bradford.