Your Thursday Night West Coasty NFL Open Thread

SD @ Oak: Did you know that this is the last game that Charles Woodson will ever play in Oakland? Aside from winning the Heisman in college there was little to no indication that he would be a dominant NFL player. Did you know that fellow Heisman winner/Michigan alum Dez Howard retired way back in 2002? Did you know that interception-wise the guy is ahead of fellas like Ed Reed, Ronnie Lott, Mel Blount, Darrell Green, Deion Sanders and Champ Bailey? Now that you’ve been informed, can I stop typing sentences that end in a question mark? As far as the Raiders future is concerned defence-wise there’s this ridiculously talented guy by the name of league sack leader Khalil Mack. Shall we watch him hit the Jesus out of a certain prolific baby-maker?

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Someone save this gif and use it when the Cowboys fuck up. I am gonna save it but I will forget I have it saved

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mda78xX19T1qlhck1o1_r1_250.gif

Redshirt

Spike has cut out so much funny parts of Back to the Future Part II, its like watching the synopsis of the movie being acted out.

laserguru

That’s not an eternal flame.

That’s Al Davis’ gateway from Hell.

Spanky Datass

SOON …

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Moose rating; delicious:
http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/38886/202525/

Only one rating, but he is about the same as what my impressions are.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Very mellow IPA, but very enjoyable; the reviewers here apparently expecting a bigger hop IPA. This one is great if you are not in the mood for big hop, bitter, or huge malt.

Hull Melon & Blanc IPA – The Hop Concept Brewing

http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/the-hop-concept-hull-melon-blanc-ipa/383016/

Also has a category that is not talked about often; great burp taste.

http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/the-hop-concept-hull-melon-blanc-ipa/383016/

WCS

I’ll be live tweeting Die Hard in a little while, if you’re interested*.

*you’re not interested

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

http://www.okmoviequotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Die-Hard-quotes-11.gif

With this authority I want to say we are interested. Have you seen this game?

JustStopDude

And the Oakland Raiders do their “Salute to Offensive Penalties” to close out the half…

WCS

Just HERP baby.

Redshirt

MFW switching to ESPN to see how Cincinnati Bearcats are doing in their bowl game.

http://i.imgur.com/ORETsvC.gif?noredirect

Redshirt

How is the L.A Bowl?

JustStopDude

Depressing.

King Hippo

appropriately shitty

Spanky Datass
King Hippo

FAKE PUNT WOO!!!!

King Hippo

and of course they Raidered it up

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Just popping in to wish you all a Happy Christmakwaanzakkah! Hope you all have a great holiday and don’t spend it getting arrested for assaulting that one asshole relative, even though they totally had it coming.

I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!!

laserguru

The three older brothers are here. Daughter #1, son in law and both granddaughters are on the way.
I’ve begun referring to the youngest granddaughter as “Wolverine”. She is one energetic little maniac.

Almost time to break out the hard liquor!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“ I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. ”

WCS
WCS

Impressive linesmanship.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
King Hippo

It’s nice to see craftmanship isn’t completely dead in this rushed day and age.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Beware them both, and all of their degree, but most of all beware this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is Doom…”

http://41.media.tumblr.com/161e90141275ebd54fe2ca62c270413d/tumblr_nzve29XZsZ1qazbepo1_1280.jpg

laserguru

That’s quite the impressive set of testicles.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Oddly enough mine are named Ignorance and Want too.

Moonbatting Average

So I am, as always, late to the party, but I see that Tunison is writing a column called “Dumb Football” on Vice Sports. Isn’t “dumb”, “football”, and “vice” our bailiwick? I see a class action lawsuit

(Glad our boy found work)

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Done with the majority of my obligations for the day.

Except for the pants thing.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/b2f9dc8f886affba61ec011bdadbafa0/tumblr_nykwdrBn0h1rydpjxo1_1280.jpg

WCS

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JustStopDude
King Hippo

Old people problems, volume infinity. I was all excite that the physical therapist is discharging me as in good shape/recovered from my bulging C5/C6 cervical disc (one above my fusion site)…and now of course my left knee is killing me for no reason. Probably arthritis, since there was some in my right knee when I had it scoped (frayed meniscus that thought was torn) 3 years ago.

This shit never fucking ends.

Sill Bimmons

Oh, it ends…

King Hippo

ah yes, as Homer SImpson sagely noted, the cool comfort of the grave. Or better yet, the blast furnace of the cremation facility…

JustStopDude

Last time I had to get a physical, it was for work. Pretty extensive because I had come from working in a country were TB is pretty common. So chest xray and all that jazz.

Its always fun when the doc takes a look at your xray and just mutters “Holy shit”…

Sill Bimmons

Even worse is “Huh.”

“Holy shit!” means they’ve seen it before.

“Huh.” means they have no idea what they’re looking at.

JustStopDude

I usually end up having to explain why my back looks like I was dragged behind a car and my x-rays look like shit. Good old birth defects…

You would think my mom could have stopped using LSD for 8 months….

King Hippo

The neurologist did a “huh” for my brain MRI, which turned out to be basically nothing. But it’s never re-assuring when they go “huh” about your fucking brain.

Sill Bimmons

That’s why I reviewed all my films in private.

laserguru

I’m 10 months into a 12-18 month rehab for surgery on my right knee. The 3rd on that knee.

Last Friday I’m pretty sure I suffered a partial tear of the medial meniscus in my LEFT (good) knee, the one I’ve only had repaired once.

Osteoarthritis in both knees.

Mother of fuck this shit sucks.

King Hippo

YOU WIN!

Also, I worry you may be my ghost of Christmas future.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Getting old ain’t for pussies!!!

King Hippo

NO SHIT. And man, am I ever like the biggest pain-related pussy out there.

Well, in a way. I don’t like to be babied or fussed over. And I don;t like making a scene. But I do expect to be heavily medicated. Shit, an at-home sedation kit would be lovely.

laserguru

Holy hell, I forgot that I have a vicodin left over for emergencies.

I’ll be right back.

JustStopDude

My dad asked me who owned the Raiders now…for shits and giggles, I looked up his pic, cracked some jokes, and looked up his wikipedia page and read some of it to the old man…

The following is an actual quote from his wikipedia entry…

“Davis is a graduate of California State University, Chico.[1] Davis says he is a food connoisseur and has said that his favorite restaurants include Dan Tana’s in Los Angeles, California, Joe’s Stone Crab in Miami Beach, Florida, and P.F. Chang’s.[19]”

I could not come up with something that funny. He is like a living character from “Arrested Development”

WCS

Lucile Bluth: “Mark Davis is the best!”
Narrator: “Mark Davis was far from the best.”

Moonbatting Average

So that’s what happened to Tunison

King Hippo

Xmas Ape sighting!

Sill Bimmons

NEEDZ MOAR INFO

King Hippo

well, there was at least a simian in a Santa outfit on mah teevee box

Sill Bimmons

yeah got it on the rewind

Sill Bimmons

oh i see

Sill Bimmons

Go you stupid Raiders.

Sill Bimmons

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laserguru

The carne asada burritos have arrived and I destroyed mine.

As a former San Diego surfer dude, whenever someone brought the burritos you never said “Let’s eat a burrito”.
You said, “Let’s murr”.
Because nobody talks during the burrito consumption and the only sound you hear is “Murr!”

JustStopDude
WCS
JustStopDude

Aunt Bethany…does your cat eat Jello?

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laserguru

Additional burrito nomenclature: You don’t call them carne asada burritos, they are simply known as “Carnage”.

Sill Bimmons

hey guys

laserguru

Greetings and festive salutations, Sill.

King Hippo

HAI

WCS

Hola.

WCS

JustStopDude

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JustStopDude

Greatest Christmas Movie Ever?

or…

just Greatest MOVIE Ever?

WCS

Can I refill your eggnog, Eddie? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead?

JustStopDude
JustStopDude

Weird…sitting in the recliner, watching the old football game with my old man…

Usually one of us would be tased by now….

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

The night is young…

King Hippo

From the Black Hole, we take you on the field to the Black Mole!

JustStopDude

How it’s going you fucks?

I learned this holiday season that oxy’s and egg nog do not go well together for me….

Fucking lactose intolerance…

King Hippo

puking up a perfectly good oxy really hearts the old heart, too.

JustStopDude
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Asking now since I’m gonna be hammered later: are we open threading here or in the Xmas eve post later? I want to be part of something special tonight.

/phrasing?

King Hippo

my guess would be here

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

I vote here.

WCS

Hippo’s right. Dump TNF and give us Friday Night Football!

WCS

The Last Boy Scout is (ostensibly) a Christmas movie, too!

WCS

The TV at the gym wasn’t working. Even when I try to do something good, the universe says NOAP.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

The universe is a cold & unfeeling place, and hates TNF.

King Hippo

Well, tell the universe we hate IT, too!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I have the game on mute while we finish prepping dinner, so I was really hoping Pheeeeel was about to keel over from a seizure there.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

My gift to fellow kommentists is a summery of every Kevin Hart movie/tv:
Hart: Here’s the pla-
Someone: Shut da fuck up shorty!
Hart: ok
(Repeat 50x)

MARRY CHRISTMAS!

King Hippo

Mariucci looks like a grown-up Eddie Munster.

laserguru

Last night I was fucking around on the Youtube looking for Pavarotti’s version of “O Holy Night”, which is magical by the way, when I stumbled across this fine young Swedish fellow, Jussi Björling.

Holy fucking shit do I love a good tenor.

If this doesn’t bring tears to your eyes on a Christmas Eve, you may need to be checked for signs of life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nrDfqoYzNo

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Temptations “Silent Night” or GTFO

King Hippo

Derek Carr has developed a great deal as a QB, but he has this face that’s all like “why won’t you look into my eyes when we make love??”

King Hippo

I am so sads that this is the last Thursday TNF we gets. And Saturday’s TNF is the last one of the season PERIOD.

Beastmode Ate My Baby
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Kill TNF and Saturday TNF with fire

King Hippo

Friday night TNF would be the ideal TNF.

laserguru

And home.

To sweet, sweet alcohol and to sweet Mary Jane.
Youngest daughter was so disgusted from dealing with asshole mankind shoppers she couldn’t bear the thought of driving to LA from San Diego. Now I won’t see her until some time in mid January.
Thanks commercialization of Christmas!

Speaking of which I’ve got a doozy of a post I’m going to drop tomorrow when everyone has moved past the “Magic of Christmas” stage.

Now let’s get to drankin’ proper!

King Hippo

America ruins everything! YOU’RE WELCOME WORLD!!!!

jjfozz

Edge of alcohol limit reached – gotta drive them kids home. Get home soon and bourbon it up

WCS

BOURBLE CHRISTMAS ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

laserguru

Bourble on you crazy diamond!

ballsofsteelandfury

I need the Oakland D to kick major ass and the Oakland O to suck major dick in order to win the two championships I am playing for this week. Will it happen?!? STAY TUNED!

King Hippo

So…you need the Denver game redux?

WCS

You and me, pal. Winner gets Insanity.
http://i.imgur.com/dUcpDQl.gif

King Hippo

I’m captivated by how fucking incredible Dee looks in that gif

Don T

Overprocreation is narcissism run amok.
/Throws down cigarette butt in lieu of gauntlet

WCS

FUCK YOU COCKWALLET
ONE DAY THE HOUSE OF LASEFACE WILL TAKE ITS RIGHTFUL PLACE AS RULERS OF THE GALAXY
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/3193397/firerivers.gif

King Hippo

If Karma is real, at least 80% of his litter will grow up to be wild-eyed liberals. Maybe even SECULAR HUMANISTS!!!

King Hippo

Scotchy – YES, we shall!

I am watching the “Sugalumps” episode of Flight of the Conchords as pre-game, shit don’t get more Xmas Eve than THAT!

WCS
laserguru

Peppermint Roll!

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