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SD @ Oak: Did you know that this is the last game that Charles Woodson will ever play in Oakland? Aside from winning the Heisman in college there was little to no indication that he would be a dominant NFL player. Did you know that fellow Heisman winner/Michigan alum Dez Howard retired way back in 2002? Did you know that interception-wise the guy is ahead of fellas like Ed Reed, Ronnie Lott, Mel Blount, Darrell Green, Deion Sanders and Champ Bailey? Now that you’ve been informed, can I stop typing sentences that end in a question mark? As far as the Raiders future is concerned defence-wise there’s this ridiculously talented guy by the name of league sack leader Khalil Mack. Shall we watch him hit the Jesus out of a certain prolific baby-maker?
Your Thursday Night West Coasty NFL Open Thread
Thanks, man!
Cheers.
The brother and I are watching The Muppets Christmas Carol and it’s a really cool vibe.
Daughter 1 and granddaughters stopped by too.
Little Wolverine got a Mr. Potato Head and a Peanuts “Sally”. There’s a reason behind this. The family also got full year passports to Knott’s Berry Farm (Peanuts friendly park) with parking and meals and shit.
I gave granddaughter 1 a standard “C” scale Hohner harmonica and a new user’s guide.
Fuck you Deadspin, she loved it. She already plays a recorder and she’s a bad ass blues machine.
I personally received a kit to make my own home made mozzarella and ricotta cheeses. I also received:
Maker’s Mark 46, actually 2 bottles. One from my work crew that was cracked yesterday and another tonight.
1 bottle of Bushmills.
1 Bottle of The Glenlivet (12)
Pictures of the granddaughters.
Tickets to see the Bulls V Clippers in January
and new pants.
The fuck am I supposed to do with pants?
Merry Christmas everybody!
Oh shit it’s only 10:00.
Ok then.
That’s a nice haul!
I’m watching House Party, albeit on basic cable and edited. Still good.
No shit; Mr. Y. Right did very well. Best of the bunch; the grandkids.
It wouldn’t be Christmas Eve if I didn’t manage to accidentally get myself incredibly drunk again. Ended up playing euchre with my family for like 3 hours absolutely shitfaced and still managed to win. So that’s a nice little feather in the cap.
Hey, the “natural” turkey we got yesterday isn’t, so no turkey for us tomorrow!
Bah. Humbug.
How the fuck does anyone even define what “natural” turkey is?? A standard barnyard turkey is by default a domesticated animal so would that not make every turkey a “natural turkey”, then??
Wild is natural, right?
It had “turkey broth” added, which means…Yay!…MSG…so, yeah…
Well I mean MSG can’t be that big a deal really! 1.5 billion Chinese can’t be wrong…
Don’t make me angry…you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry…
http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/42843/hulk_42843.jpg
(A fairly accurate depiction of Beastmode on MSG)
Some motherfucker don’t get migraines.
Ok then.
Truly heartwarming story:
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Its over…its finally over…
I lost my stream and can’t find a new one. My final thought is I have to spend 8 hours driving tomorrow to visit my dying grandma and my cousin is the worst. 48 cousins on one side, love them all, other side, only one on the other side and she is the worst. 10 years in a row saying nothing but spending the entire time of your cell phone. Dick to your dad, Dick to your Uncle, Dick to your Aunt. Dick to your Cousins. Rot in a fire please or don’t show up. My brother and sister can’t come this year so I am stuck with her
You are missing a heartfelt farewell from Woodson.
Merry Moosemas indeed!
Please let this game end in a Woodson pick-six where he takes it into the Black Hole.
It’s got to end in a tie. It’s got to.
I look forward to losing my cover bet in this game.
So very Raiders.
I cannot think of a more Raiders play they could have called…putting in Woodson in a terrible play, just so he could get the shit knocked out of him for a loss…
Just stupid dip-shitery. And now Teh Raidahs won’t cover.
“Hey, this is a high school game, right?”
–When the NFL realized the CTE problem was real
This game has definitely been worth watching just the overtime of.
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Hypnotic…
May Santa bring you everything you want this Christmas. You are certainly giving us what we want. Thank you!
Should have thrown it to another ese, Holmes
Holy shit! I think I may have met and drank with this Santa dude at a bar in Vail about (squints at calendar) 30 years ago.
THE CAPTION SAID NEW YORK CITY, BE HE SEEMS WELL TRAVELED.
I like that you have a fading memory of such a thing.
Is it too much to hope for a missed field goal and then another one on the other side to seal the tie? Especially because I said “Winner gets LA” about this game, so in my mind a tie means they must stay. So it shall be written, so it shall be done.
Am I imagining things, or has Manti Teo been a non-factor tonight?
Wow. I was hoping for 2nd and 34 instead of that.
HAIL BLEERGH
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
“I think I found your problem…”
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I keep mocking this game, but I have to go visit my grandma tomorrow who is kept alive against her wishes, and get only get to see my cousin who is no trans gendered apparently, but always a bitch/(dick). I want this game to last forever to ignore that (love my grandma, she wanted to die a long time ago though, she had a DNR that was ignored)
No problem with her being trans, I went to college with a great friend who was trans. My cousin is a fucking bitch about it unlike my other experience with a sexy, but 6’2″ and slightly too hairy woman. Japanese partner in college. I want to reconnect with her now
Somebody has been doing good work!
BTW, there WILL be a HRTN/Moosemas special chapter tomorrow.
I ain’t no shirker, no siree…
“What a game!”
– Jim Nantz, obviously watching a hockey game on his monitor
Golf.
Just saw a Fury Road trailer on Youtube…now I wanna watch it again.
WITNESS ME!!!
Stay tuned for more scintillating NFL action!
BONUS DRINKING PERIOD UNLOCKED
Gentlemen.
I see this is an icing-the-punter kind of evening.
The game has been paused every 3 seconds the entire half. The OT rules will at least stop that
Have not seen that one for a while; good work.
Good still-evening everyone, and Merry Christmas and Moosemas to all!
OH FUCK I FORGOT IT WAS CHRISTMAS TONIGHT!!! I WAS SUPPOSE TO HAVE THE FUCKING KID TODAY!!!
Oh, Jesus Christ…
They talk about the Apollo-Drago fight a lot in Creed.
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