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I hope that in the future the words ‘ironic’ and ‘erotic’ become synonyms. I’d always assumed that the movie One Million Years BC was a documentary. Sorry for over-sharing. Look, things are a bit relaxed these days so I thought I’d just toss this into the ether. Observations, complaints, gifs, humblebrags, anecdotes, callouts…everything is welcome. Afternoon sports-wise we’ve got Tulane/Memphis, Temple/Cincy and Liberty/Notre Dame (ND is always good for a hate-watch) in college ball, California/Air Force in the Armed Forces Bowl and Leicester City/Man City in other football. I’m sure there’s some other things out there but like I said, there’s only so much energy I’m going to expend today. We may have an evening open threader later but for now [points to the assembled commentariat] TAKE IT AWAY, PEOPLE!
A Day Time Open Thread? A Day Time Open Thread
LSU is Bayloring Texas Tech.
This game looks about over.
Boink for the pick!
Man, Leonard Fournette is fun as hell to watch.
It’s funny how the articles coming out now (just read the one on Espn) are saying that Kelly’s methods did not yield results.
The man’s record was 26-21.
How the fuck does Jeff Fisher have a job if that mark is not considered “results”?
Expectations?
Insane expectations.
I don’t know if y’all are watching the Texas Bowl, but here is a good reason to:
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God, those movies are so much better than the Steve Martin dreck.
I just received the DFO Annual Report, courtesy of WordPress.
The most interesting part to me was that we got visitors from 75 different countries! Very cool!
That’s all we need, more furrniers taking page view opportunities from our hard-working ‘merican visitors!
They type in an accent so you can tell.
I figured that was just that Canadian ounes.
So it turns out we had an earthquake (4.3) some 20 odd miles away from work and I have to go in tomorrow. There go my boozing plans for this evening…
Blondie did her thing ’cause my boss just emailed me and he did the thing I needed to do so I do not need to go in anymore. That sound you heard is the crack of my celebratory beer.
Evening all. What do we got?
Chip fired. Boob gifs posted. Foot and balloon fetishes revealed.
It’s been quite a day.
I meant currently on the world of what we’re watching. Just finished watching the Kennedy Center Honors.
Oh, still could use another fork, please.
Mahomes II reads like the name of a pharaoh from the XVIII Dynasty.
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Oh Stroh’s, how I miss you and your genius idea of a 30 pack. Because what pussy stops at 24 amirite?
I would like to watch Sumo if……………..
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I’d watch that too.
Just finished an hour of shovelling and snowblowing the windrow out from the front of my driveway. Sat down with a beer on my couch, and the first thing I hear?
The sound of the fucking plow going by again.
I WANT TO STAB THINGS.
You’re doing it wrong…you are suppose to just use a hose to spray the snow away.
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I do it every year to help out my one neighbor.
Nice pass!
As much as I’d be tempted, I would not trust this to take care of the Don’t Neglect the Balls issue.
The self-awareness fairy has apparently visited the King residence for the first time:
http://deadspin.com/peter-king-i-am-obviously-a-rube-1750220790
Okay…MAYBE…I have…a…SLIGHT…foot fetish…
And maybe a balloon fetish…
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Love me some Kari.
Ain’t nothing wrong with that!
If your Chinese place has dividers in the combo plate containers then YOUR CHINESE PLACE IS A FRAUD.
Demand one contiguous trough of fried rice and the General!
NO:
NSFW; visible uncovered nipples:
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Now that fatso is on the market…does LSU or anyone else reverse themselves and make a late firing?
The ultimate Texas thing would be to fire Charlie Strong immediately, throw a dump truck’s worth of cash at Charles.
I had completely forgotten about them.
Fucking smart goddamn play by Howard.
I do not understand why both the pros and the college level do not do that…intentionally batting the ball backward out of bounds.
600+ yards rushing allowed? Are we sure this isn’t North Carolina Community College?
No…we play tomorow night in Charlotte. 😉
NCCC’s academic standards are probably stiffer than UNC’s.
I’m betting their run defense can’t be much worse…
Too much forehead…would not bang.
PONY TAIL TOO TIGHT!
BREAST ENCASEMENTS MISMATCHED!!
Florida State wins at Florida. Remember when Billy Donovan gave a shit?
Remember when we nearly creamed ourselves during a coaching search bcuz we thought we had half a chance at landing him?
I hate that phrase “he is such a well spoken man”…
Look…we know he is white. We get it. We can see it. You don’t need to beat us over the head with it.
He is also a gym rat and would have the Panthers at 15-0 because he isn’t a showboat.
Well spo…. said. Well said!
They keep saying that this guy’s name is “Larry Fedora” and I keep not believing them.
We wolven folk just call him “the asshat”
The Hat…yet he wears a visor.
Work is progressing on the Clit Buster 3000 (TM).
Baylor may put up 60 before we’re through.
From your lips to God’s ear.
LSU gonna lose to both NC State (neutral site) and Wake (at home). Pre-season polls, amirite???
Did Ben Simmons at least get fellated regularly?
not in the last 75 seconds he hasn’t, just like “wait, these guys wasn;t s’posed to suck”
Holy shit, I think I forgot how good scotch is.
Never say no to a good Scotch…
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Yes, please keep projecting Carolina into the playoff next year.
That will make late spring all that much more sweet.
Yup, nothing says “future playoff team” like “gives up 600+ yards rushing to team with no QB.”
Remember, 5-7 Texas beat this version of BayBay. 21-17.
fuck, now I want me some rat
JustStopDude and Moose are like the Ryan brothers of DFO gifs. I’ll let y’all decide which one has the foot fetish.
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I haven no idea what you are talking about…
So that was just a straight-up Whopper with chicken, right?
It’s an abomination is what it is.
“Boy, you’ve got to feel for the Tar Heels”
No…no I do not. I’m kinda pissed that they’ve even scored.
Fuck them.
We think alike…
Both of these schools are crimes against humanity, albeit for very different reasons.
Onside kick time, PLEAZ. I am loving how heartbroken Mike Patrick is about this.
Fuck you announcer guy…I don’t have to feel anything for the Tar Heels except for unmitigated hatred…
Plus these cheating motherfuckers shouldn’t be in a bowl game of any varietal to begin with. Not that a sycophant like Patrick would ever dream of mentioning THAT.
ESPN making excuses FOR THE HOLES. BayBay has NO FUCKING QB, and they are decrying U*NC missing ONE defensive lineman. Boo-fucking-hoo.
Bae-lor
The Baylor offensive line is just destroying UNC.
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BACON OVERLOAD
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