A cynic (myself) might say that this game doesn’t look very good but we’re in “PLAYOFF MODE” now. LOSER GOES HOME…JUST LIKE THE WINNER! Okay, I’m sure you know what I mean because we all type English here. We’ve endured some weird crap over the course of the season and now it’s win or you’re gone time.
KC @ HOU: Does anyone remember the 1-5 Chiefs? They were without not only hope but also J.C. and were looking at the likes of Spencer “Who?” Ware and Charcandrick “Huh?” West to right the ship running game-wise. And umm, WOW! they did it. That actually happened. The even more surprising occurrence was the transformation of QB Smith from a “Spaghetti-Armed Game Manager” into a “Spaghetti-Armed Slight Difference-Maker”! Wonders will simply not cease to exist no matter how much I want them to… This has to be HC Reid’s best coaching job, don’t you think? Speaking of thinking, methinks the only way for the Texans to get out of this with a win is for their two most dominant players to go nuts, right? If DE Watt collapses his side of the line on an on-going basis and WR Hopkins catches 12+ balls things have a chance of going Houston’s way. If either becomes a non-factor the odds of a W drop to very close to nil. DE Clowney was held out of practice, was in on Thursday and was out again on Friday. He and his willingness to play hard on every down are listed as questionable.
Ride Along II: like Bad Boys, only much, much worse!
This is a horrible game being contested by awful teams.
worst thing is…one of these fuckwads will keep fuckwadding into next week
You can definitely tell just by the gradual slide into insanity exhibited in the comments here.
Hey now, KC looks like they could be dangerous next week. Maybe.
A Dirty Shame is underrated IMO
Agreed. Time to get to sexin’!
The Texans can never finish a drive, enjoy a pic where Adrianne Palicki never finishes unbuttoning her shirt
Jill is retiring to run a swingers resort in the Caribbean.
And I am reminded the god damn Texans are in the playoffs, the Jets are not.
5 minute drive, don;t even get into FG range. HOYER COUNTRY!!
Hoyer today…
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That drive didn’t end in a Hoyer turnover, so… IMPROVEMENT!
Hello, I’m here for the interceptions.
ALERT ALERT, COVER THOSE DBS
Hoyer peels away from pressure, throws it! [opposing DB drops pass]
May as well just keep this one in the chamber, got a feeling you can use it fairly often the rest of the half….
I really want to have occasion to say this some time. Maybe I should go out to watch the late game!
It’s ok, you can say it to us, we deserve it every bit as much as leering, creepy strangers
You can scream it at the TV when THE BEN appears.
QUIT FUCKING AROUND AND THROW THAT FOURTH PICK, HOYER!!
Damn, Hoyer wanted the 4th interception real bad.
threw it RIGHT TO THE DEFENDER. Nobody else anywhere close
DAMN YOU CHIEFS, WE ALMOST HAD WEEDON!
serious, I would have pulled him anyway, mid-drive
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo close
Man, that was almost Hoyerception 74
So close.
I owe you a beverage.
It’s telling that when Bill O’Brien talks about establishing the run game he says “we need to give our quarterbacks more time back there” – as if a merry go round of QBs is normal.
First down!
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HOYER IS WASTING TIMEOUTS FOR WEEDON!
A man of Weeden’s age can’t afford to take any time outs.
Did Hoyer get the starting job through Make a Wish?
It’s a good thing they made him the starting quarterback of a team that doesn’t exist.
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HOYER IS DRIVING
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This took a disturbing direction…
Aaaaand that almost got picked.
Hoyer has gotta get it in before he can pull it out
Sex Cannon has no idea what you’re talking about.
when people argue that Marino was a better QB than Elway, I will now add “HE LOST 62-7 TO GODDAMN JACKSONVILLE IN THE PLAYOFFS” to my argument
Elway was a worse Favre that only won his Superbowls because at the time a newish blocking scheme and a running back that was awesome while he played. I mean fuck Marino too.
I like how subbing in Weeden is supposed to be a threat.
Now there’s a threat: “If you keep fucking up, I’m putting in Weeden!”
There is a Spanish soccer saying that goes, “El que perdona, pierde. ”
Which roughly means that if you don’t take advantage of scoring opportunities, you will lose.
What I’m saying is that we are two Weeden TDs from a Houston victory.
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Three bad interceptions, as opposed to three really good, helpful for your team interceptions, Jon?
Well.. there are harmless interceptions, like on last-second hail maries or 4th down plays.
Touchback.
Hey abc, maybe the Spanish commercial could show some Spanish speaking people actually enjoying football?
THANK FUCK they FINALLY talked about Watt, so tired of him hiding his light under a bushel ,, smh
Nothing sweet in the house but cool whip and fruit roll ups. I can probably make this work.
Just hearing about fruit roll ups makes me want fruit roll ups
Makeshift cannoli!
WEED
lily as the Houston coach after each Hoyerceptionturnoverkkake
It’s the second half now, right?
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EVERYTHING IS STAR WARS FOREVER!
is Tom Coughlin really going to Philly? The guy is going to die on the sideline mid-game.
This game is..
I imagine the Spanish announcers for this game just sighing a lot, with the sound of tequila being poured liberally in the background,
Another Minka to psych up the Texas team. I might have to go Adrianne Palicki in case they are Riggens fans (I will)
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Make it so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kgvcuz6iiI
Only 13-0, and Doopy is the backup…
So you saying THERE’S A CHANCE?
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Ditka was choking on his rage there
Commercials.
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“I’m kinda stupid.”
-Mike Ditka