The “Oh No, Katherine Webb Has to Wear a Parka” Late Playoff Game Open Thread

They’re predicting freezing rain for the annual Cincinnati first round disappointment this year, adding to the suspense.  How will it happen?  Will AJ McCarron throw a back-breaking interception?  Will Marvin Lewis waste his last challenge early?  Will Antonio Brown catch 25 passes?  Will THE BEN harf his way into the Divisional round?  As anyone who read the DFO -Money Comes In this week can attest, I only care about these outcomes for my one remaining fantasy team.  The Hank Scorpios need Antonio Brown and THE BEN to lay out a clobberin’ on the Ben-Gals.  Sorry, Vontaze Me Bro!

The fun starts at 7:15 DFO time on CBS, take it away boys!

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makeitsnowondem

I’m just here for the refereeing.

WCS
ballsofsteelandfury

Bullshit flag. That was a nice hit.

makeitsnowondem

Other cat keeps doing her best Chuck Johnson impersonation.

...

Is Other Cat an orange tabby?

nomonkeyfun

I wish it were possible THE BEN and Brady to meet in the Superbowl just to see my sister’s head explode in hatred.

/Says the good big brother.

King Hippo

In his defense, he’s seeing like, at least 3 footballs on that screen play

WCS

Then catch the middle one!

Bugg

To Yinzers that fancy concussion protocol book learning nonsense is for sissies.

Col. Duke LaCross

Oh shit! “Fury Road” on HBO!

ballsofsteelandfury

There goes everyone.

Brick Meathook
ballsofsteelandfury

I wonder if you could buy that outfit somewhere.

Bugg

Pittsburgh’s medical staff consists trainer Mr. Magoo and Dr. Pepper. How many fingers son? 42? GOOD! GET OUT THERE ALREADY!

Brick Meathook

RUB SOME DIRT ON IT

Romonobyl

Sabadazo is on Univision. Not a clue, but has to be better than this.

Senor Weaselo

I still miss Sabado Gigante.

King Hippo

They captured El Chapo? smgd cabeza

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Her belly button is perfect @Kunjistu

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ballsofsteelandfury

That’s lovely.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Indeed, a belly button I would tongue the lint out of.
/don’t you fucking judge me

Senor Weaselo

Dre Kirkpatrick needs LifeAlert.

ballsofsteelandfury

Good reporting Tracey! You succubus.

King Hippo

I wonder how many souls she has in cold storage by now? Been a long season.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Her mole gets bigger with each one.

King Hippo

Over/under on Bungles’ first downs remainder of game: 3.5

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Including first downs due to penalties?

King Hippo

I wondered that as punter went down, too. But yes, they count.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Then OVER

makeitsnowondem

Cat is trying to steal the cordless drill.

King Hippo

BECAUSE REASONS!

Romonobyl

Don’t get concerned unless he changes the battery, then you’d better run like hell!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Maybe he got cat stuff to build.
Don’t be so paranoid.

Old School Zero

Is this game making it want to lobotomize itself, too?

King Hippo

+1 ending of Pi

Old School Zero

His cat was THIS CLOSE to figuring out the stock market secrets!

Senor Weaselo

I think it’s gotten to the point that I definitely don’t have to make a separate “Alison & Gillian combined” folder.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

You welcome

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

your* hate my newish laptop.

theeWeeBabySeamus

If ever I wish to have been at a photoshoot…dat be da one.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
King Hippo

APPRECIATED!!

nomonkeyfun

I normally hate when someone wears unnecessary glasses, but when it’s a hot lady. Gotdamn.

ballsofsteelandfury

/checks % on poll.

Niiice!

King Hippo

See yinz in Denver!!! REVENGE of teh PeyPey!!!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Kungjitsu

What’s wrong with Alison Brie’s belly button? I don’t think I’ve ever seen it, and she seems to be doing everything she can to cover it up in the gif above.

#BrieTruther

ballsofsteelandfury

“Center cut”?

FUCK YOU NANTZ!

Brick Meathook

POINTS HAVE BEEN SCORED

Old School Zero

BLUE COLLAR SMASH MOUTH FARTBALL!

King Hippo

INSURMOUNTABLE LEAD

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I really hate the AFC North

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am not allowed to post the pics where she drops her towel Mr. admin (also I will do better with SFW)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdrtd7rdVL1rkzkmdo1_500.gif

King Hippo

she is hottest in glasses

Bloody Lethal

At next commercial break you may have enough time to watch Jackie Brown again or for the first time. Do it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l153atE72OA

King Hippo

is this is a Bill Vinovich crew by any chance?

Gratliff

Football stream muted. Instead watching a Super Metroid reverse boss speedrun vs. 9×9 rubiks cube to see who finishes first. Maximum nerd in effect.

King Hippo

No MOAR FG range

Does the league purposefully chose these terrible announcers?

They think they’re the best!

Senor Weaselo

There has to be a (negative) correlation between whether the announcers are any good and the games they do. I’d call upon the good Doktor but she’s taken her leave.

WCS

CHUH CHUH

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Hail Bleergh. Again

Brick Meathook

They’re on the sideline showing McCarron which team to throw to.

King Hippo

have to talk slow to dem Alabammy boys

ThePirateSloth

Were they strugg-a-ling?

Bugg

No glove, no love, AJ.

Spur

Sexy Rexy would have landed that ball in Kentucky. Then fucked a Ben-Gal.

Senor Weaselo
Spur

McCarron has apparently never experienced rain before.

tundrajim

CBS: more technical difficulties, plz

Brick Meathook

ROLL TIDE

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Roll damn Tide

ThursdaySkyGoddess
Sill Bimmons

MCCARRON’D

fleshwound_NPG

Astonishing amount of ARM PUNTS today

Senor Weaselo

That was the most glorious 45 seconds or so. Just listening to the sounds of the game. Shame they had to change that.

Spanky Datass

The Minor League Football Champeenship is supposed to have an empty booth coverage somewhere (ESPN Ocho?)

WCS

Interesting…

Technical Difficulties=God’s Mercy