They’re predicting freezing rain for the annual Cincinnati first round disappointment this year, adding to the suspense. How will it happen? Will AJ McCarron throw a back-breaking interception? Will Marvin Lewis waste his last challenge early? Will Antonio Brown catch 25 passes? Will THE BEN harf his way into the Divisional round? As anyone who read the DFO -Money Comes In this week can attest, I only care about these outcomes for my one remaining fantasy team. The Hank Scorpios need Antonio Brown and THE BEN to lay out a clobberin’ on the Ben-Gals. Sorry, Vontaze Me Bro!
The fun starts at 7:15 DFO time on CBS, take it away boys!
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WOOT!!! FUMBREDOWN!!
bungles
FatGuy-to-GayDOWN
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WHAT A GAY TOUCHDOWN
IT WAS SORT OF GAY BUT NOT IN A REALLY REALLY GAY WAY.
Fumberdown?
ROLL DAMN TIDE
HOLYFUCKINGSHIT
Dropping my game back to basics. Alison Brie again
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AJ needs to stop staring down who he is throwing to
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Cincy might want to get Gio the ball in space on a wet field. Just a suggestion…
I need to up my game. Boobs and inappropriate almost kiss
Stan has a stiffy I bet.
Where is Gio?
O AN U NOE PACMAN GON TAEK DAT KICK BULLLEEEEEEE DAT
I finally tried the hot sauce Madre Weaselo got me for Christmas. It was definitely a good choice to try it with steak rather than chicken, considering the chocolate habaneros featured.
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funny cause it’s true
Hey Hippo….
Who dat remind you of? Only thing missing is the swastika.
you TOTES have to send that to her!
That would require making contact. For now, I will pass.
Missing: One Running Game. If found, please return to Cincinnati’s offense.
We found ours in the scrap heap. Have you looked there?
I don’t care or judge anyone else’s musical taste, but when I was a teenage boy, the thought of going to a concert of singing and dancing boys on stage would not have appealed to me. Girls my age? Sure, why not. I saw Led Zeppelin live in ’77 when I was 15 years old. The ticket cost $10. I mowed lawns to earn the money.
How much did a bag of weed cost?
Nickel bag = 1 finger = $5
Dime bag = 2 fingers = $10
Ounce = An OH-ZEE = $35
I had Zeppelin tix for a tour a few yrs after that.
Then John Bonham went and fucked it up for everybody.
/fucking lightweight pussy
HERE COMES THE SECOND HALF!
So is Sean Penn is a legit CIA operative?
These studio morons. Why would PIT open up the passing game? The only way they can lose is a pick or fumble six.
Exactly. They need to keep doing the same thing.
Sooooooooooooooooo again, this is the better playoff game?
by a fucking mile
When I think of greatness, I think of Bruno Mars.
Oprah likes this +1
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Miike’s movies are getting truly weird.
Hey, when do the playoffs start again?
why is Juliana Marguiles still a thing? She can’t act for shit.
I was going to say “boobs?” followed by a pic, but found no supporting evidence.
I haven’t started the game yet. DVR.
So don’t spoil it!
How the hell is everybody?
Getting all kinds of crunk.
You want a hit? Shit ain’t gonna smoke itself.
Hi.
ROSEBUD WAS HIS SLED
Bruce Willis is really dead.
gimpy dude is Kaiser Soce all along smh
Don’t waste two hours and just start watching. You’re not going to miss anything.
PUFF PUFF GIVE
Darth Vader is Lukes father
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The Bengals second half plan is to score more field goals than the Steelers.
CSI: EMMITT SMIFF
Now I’m mentally casting CSI: Football in my head.
The Rog is the sheriff.
The cats have clustered around our space heater, turning their backs to the television, presumably because they don’t know the game has been stopped for halftime.
It’s a secret meeting….they’re plotting against you.
They’re figuring out how to kill you with the space heater. I’ve warned you. Good luck.
So…we better see multiple deaths (including Purple Jesus) and New Ice Bowl madness in Minny tomorrow, and like a 56-55 Redacteds win. THE UNIVERSE FUCKING OWES US
Just handed the Mrs. the remote, been that kind of a game.
If you showed today’s games to an alien, he’d think that Alex Smith was the best QB in the league.
Lies, he would bomb the earth assuming we are terrible at everything
Let’s put it this way – they’re not taking Hoyer for a probing. He already showed his ass today.
He would be all like, you WATCH this? For FUN??
What is this shit?
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Again…is this a Vinovich crew? That would ‘splain EVERYTHING
It’s actually something named a John Parry – it may be the Alan Smithee of refereeing.
Six quarters of awful football
YES!!!!!!! I LOVE FIELD GOALS!!!!!!
My quite-occasional-field-goal-and-otherwise-little-good-action boner is so hard right now.
make it snow’s cats have learned to use tools.
/better get the fuck outta there
Games like this make me thank the Jeebus for my DVR queue.
The rare instance where Roethlisberger gets lucky and no one has to go to the police.
I regret that I can only like this once. ‘Tis comment of the week material, good sir.
“LASSIE! Get the peanut butter!”
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This game must seem interminable to the people in the stands. And the players. And coaches. Oh, wait, it just is.
What the fuck was the DB supposed to do?
It was a perfect hit. BS call.
Destroy the WR’s knees?
I dunno. The fact that receivers keep lowering their heads is really problematic, but it is being called consistently.
HORRIBLE CALL, PHEEEL, YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT!
He saw the replay, processed that all the things he was looking for in a penalty were NOT there, and he’s such a company man he just goes…aaaaahhhh GREAT CALL
Defenseless Receiver, my ass!!!!
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HAIL BLAEERG
THAT’S COMPLETELY CLEAN. He’s also a runner by that point.