GB @ Was: The weather in Washington, UK is 41 degrees but it feels like 34. However I don’t think that it’s going to be an issue for this game. It’s been quite some time since the Slurs hosted a playoff game. This’ll give you an idea:
-Bread was only .25 but you had to slice it yourself.
-Women holding mics on the sidelines were called ‘assistants to someone that matters’ or ‘wanton hussies’.
-The NFL called concussions ‘a figment of everyone’s fevered imaginations’.
-Dan Snyder was in grade school, mixing Lysol and tap water together, labeling it as ‘lemonade’ and selling it for a buck a glass to his classmates.
-speaking of school, Tom Coughlin was walking uphill thru 4 feet of snow to a one-room schoolhouse.
-bananas hadn’t been invented in a Monsanto hothouse yet.
Those were the days, huh? Contrary to what every Packers backer thinks/the expectation of the casual NFL fan/common sense/all that is good and right in the world, Wash has an enormous advantage at the QB spot. Over the last 10 games Rodgers has a 57% completion rate and a 16TD/6INT ratio. Over that same span Cousins’ passes have found their mark 72 percent of the time and his TD/INT ratio is a “am I reading this right?” 23-3! But wait! The Slurs didn’t win a single game against a team that was over .500. Also, of Cousins 11 picks, 7 came against the blitz. There is a team playing today that blitzed the 5th-most this year. I’ll give you a second or two to figure out which one it is. Hint-for this game only the Pack D has named themselves “The Cousins Fuckers”. Now that you’ve got every single relevant bit of data related to this game, well, start with the typing!
Didn’t Green Bay used to not suck?
I already like this game a lot.
wtf packers
“Thank you, that was rough, just how I like it”
You got your wish Dok
Our good Doctor Zymm is a wizard
S-S-S-S A-A-A-A-F-F-F-F-T-T-T-T-E-E-E-E-Y-Y-Y-
The safety gods are pleased.
yay
yay
Please let this game end 2-0
SAFETY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPOCH OF THE SAFETY
FUCK YES
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TIME TO DANCE
THESE WASHINGTONS I CALL THEM TYNACORP BECAUSE THEIR TOWELS ARE FALLING APART ON NATIONAL TV
This game needs more yellow pants.
DAMN SO CLOSE
Mike McCarthy calling plays? Excellent.
Snyder skimped on the cost of towels…
I would say “just when you think he couldn’t”, but’s its snyder..
Weirdest Tampon ad ever, Jordan Reed.
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I WANT TO DO THE SAFETY DANCE. FUCK UP GB, FUCK UP.
Almost
Merry Christmas!!!
I am now watching videos of my dead best friend playing songs at a bar 30 miles away. I may have miscalculated.
Pull back! Less maudlin!
It was in the rotation. I’m OK. He was great people.
So, neither team is gonna play offense in this game too.
They’re certainly offending me.
/Ill see myself out
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Pearl necklace.
/giggity
That sound you just heard was me tearing up my 100 dollar ticket on the Vikings to win the Super Bowl at 51-1 odds.
I may have to do a shot and it’s not even 2:00.
I’m shocked you haven’t already.
What the fuck? Drink, man, DRINK
Go forth and consume the booze.
That was a shot of Maker’s Mark 46.
I can’t take any responsibility from here on out.
LET’S ROCK
I want Bender to be my spirit animal.
I need to buy some silver pants so it’s more convincing when I tell people to bite my shiny metal ass.
Everybody look at your hands
Montana doesn’t need to hang out with those losers
Well he used to shill for Sketchers, so he must be hard up for cash.
Are they doing the full-on tyrant Superman angle for this or are they just fighting for lolz this go around?
Me guess: PTSD Batman is terrified of Superman because of the power he possesses. Lex knows who both Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne’s identity is, so he plays each both guys off each other.
So Batman goes and fight Superman for shits and giggles until the real threat, Doomsday shows up and they team up to take him out. Even though Superman kicks Doomsdays ass 99 times out of 100.
May have to continue my streak of not watching new Superman movies then.
Keep in mind, I’ve only seen the first trailer. So I could be way off.
I got an Alison Brie request so I will comply. Can’t remember if this is a repeat. I know I saw it yesterday I think it just stayed as an open tab though.
Damn right!!!
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YOU RIKE THAT !
So, who is more likely going to Houston next year: RGME or Colin MEpernick
Why? They already have Watt!
Who is this WATT fellow, the media never really talks about him.
-Detroit Bettis
I want RG3 to succeed like crazy wherever he goes, and I don’t hate Houston, so I would be okay with that.
We’ve established that Aaron Rodgers is almost certainly a power bottom already, yeah??
Over/under on destroyed ACL today
I really, really, really want it to be just Kirk’s, just to put this team back at square 1 yet again.
You mean, a Wounded Knee?
NO NO NO NO
This was comment of the day for me thus far.
Kirk will tear his because God hates us
“‘Erin’ Andrews is on the sidelines of a game that ‘Aaron’ Rodgers is playing. Kinda makes you think, doesn’t it?”
-Alex Jones
And the officials have been making a lot of “errors”. Hmmmm…
“My Ninja!”
-Pete Carroll
I guess Rodgers isn’t into bears. Look at him run from the big dude.
That’s not what he told me and Bruce LaBruce last night!
BREAKING NEWS: Former Referee thinks Referees did a good job.
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Let’s fucking do this Pack
True story bro:
Years ago I overheard two coworkers, one white and one black, debating the [*Redacted] s re-naming controversy, which had just become an issue. The black guy thought it was silly and people were making too big a deal about it. The other guy countered by asking what if the Houston Oilers, when they moved to Tennessee, called themselves the Nashville Negroes instead of the Titans. Got pretty chippy after that.
And Negro isn’t really a slur, is it?
*sigh*
Surprising things I learned when living among the Hopi and Navajo: blacks and Indians do NOT get along.
Ok Commentists, I’m checking out mostly for this game. Go…./sigh Packers. They’re gonna lose.
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You think listening to Joe Buck is bad?
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Who hasn’t?
[raises hand]
/I could afford it at the time
Giada slight nip slip, you’re welcome…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7FI6_3ZU_8
According to Google. This is Gillian Jacobs (sorry, I love posting pics that have no reason to be in a search. Page one has 5-7 Alison Bries too)
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Not that I’m complaining about his mis-hit….but plz post the Alison Brie’s as well. OK? Thank you.
Of course Fox breaks the trend and forces me to watch local commercials on their online feed.
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Hi, God. It’s me, the Rod.
… Okay, nobody calls me that, but hear me out.
You already let the Steelers win and while I have no particular disdain for the Yinzer people, their team winning every year is boring and I’m sick of you letting them win every year. Yet you’ve imposed great suffering upon the fanbases of Minnesota and Cinncinati already. What gives?
I propose a new plan. Please, please, let the Packers lose. I’m fucking sick of their fans and the frozen tundra narrative and their phony stock and most of all I’m sick of the same goddamn teams winning each year. Let the Slurs fans have their moment. You can totally fuck them over next week.
Thanks.
Batman vs. Superman-
Batman: “I’m not real, are you?”
Superman: “Of course not!”
Batman: “Then why are we fighting each other?”
Superman: “I dunna know. To please a ton (hah!) of comic fans?”
Batman: “What say we get some lunch?”
Superman: “Done!”
And on that note, I’d like to say I hate Frank Miller
I’ve met him; he is a pompous asshole who wrote ONE good story and coasted on it forever.
Pretty much. I especially hate how his sadistic version of Batman is what most people think of when they think about the character.
And that wasn’t even his good story. His Daredevil? Awesome. Dark Knight? Fuck you, prick.
Yeah, he’s completely lost whatever freaking marbles he ever had.