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It is a crazy thin night watchable pro-sports-wise. The NBA is throwing OKC and GS up against the wall. The NHL has countered with the Bruins and Panthers. Followers of shitty teams are wallow-basking in their own self-hate tonight! The heavy lifting is being done by those fellas that get a wee stipend during the year and a sweet ride after they graduated from the local hard-core school backer that happens to own a car dealership. (that is an intentionally badly tense-mangled grammarsplosion of a sentence that I leave you all to make sense of) SMU, Duke, Baylor, Nova, Purdue, SCAR and OKLA are the ranked teams fondling orange-brownish balls tonight. Also of note, the Canuck loonie has sunk to a 13 year low.
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Hans Gruber RIP.
Man, this year is off to a start, innit?
Seriously, fuck you cancer.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/e4302cec6ec374969116e2b11d339613/tumblr_n0e4l6Fh6u1tqsynao3_500.jpg
Looks like there were 3 Powerball winners. None of them were in Illinois. It’s a pity, they really could have used the tax money. It’s mighty slim pickings for embezzlement nowadays.
Well, “Mom” didn’t win the Powerball. I guess Jebus forgot there are some people in Palm Springs who actually need $1.5 billion.
Awwww, fucckk…
Looks like another terrorist attack in Jakarta, Indonesia. Reports preliminary, but, resemble Mumbai and Paris.
Fucking great.
I guess I’ll go have some pork products.
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Off to watch Always Sunny.
Then maybe pass out. Time will tell.
Night gents.
I’ll leave this with you fuckerz first tho…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic
This .gif is amazing on so many levels.
Wait, so both Ryan brothers… AND Ed Reed in Buffalo? C’mon, guys… HIRE TOMSULA! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!
This might sound like the beginning of a bad country song, but….
So I’m driving my Mom up to Yinzertown this weekend to visit her elderly friend.
But I’m still soliciting suggestions on Yinzer bars to view Sunday’s game.
Preferably somewhere where I’m not likely to get kilt.
Don’t wanna strand my momz in Pittsburgh.
Duuuuude…
My Mom.
(don’t you fucking say it)
Dammit…now I’m making meself hungry. Moose, you devious bastard!!!!!
Moar shitteh songz you won’t soon rid yourself of….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPgvNlrBfb0
Hey Folks!
I’m watching the second half of the PIT-CIN wildcard game. Yes I watched it live with you but I sort of got hammered in the safety of my own home and fell asleep. I am old and responsible.
I want to see all the cheap shots!
Froderick
WHAT KNOCKERS
“Holy fuck, that feels good.”
-Overweight Hedgehog
http://57.media.tumblr.com/d3c6cca9151a3f1a0c46b8c34d443683/tumblr_nur7l79BIJ1s02vreo3_250.gif
Master of the house, doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake and an open palm
Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir
Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
Glad to do a friend a favor
Doesn’t cost me to be nice
But nothing gets you nothing
Everything has got a little price!
That is fucking stupendous.
Raccoons fucking rock.
I am in mourning, btw. My favorite Deadwood whore got kilt off today. Damn you Walcott, you fuck.
http://i.wp.pl/a/f/film/106/38/98/0419838.jpg
Kinda makes you wonder what he’s packing, eh?
“Sploosh.”
Holy shit, it’s a 3 point game.
NCSU basketball….just good enough to make you think we might win the game before crushing your soul….again.
Local channel cut the game short for the Powerball drawing.
Now that is some hometown confidence.
You tell ’em Rachel!!!!
The Seinfeld ep where George had the Les Mis song stuck in his head was on yesterday.
And said song has been stuck in my head since yesterday.
You’re welcome….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k6uqhKEAOM
Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupr, nupe, not gonna click it…..
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Pussy.
I clicked it, fuck! NOOOO self control.
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Behind the scenes at NCSU basketball practice…
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Kid-Dunk-Fail.gif
One of Charlie’s cats?
I’ve realized I’ve either accomplished or discarded as unobtainable most of my life goals. My happiness is now directly linked to a) Not fucking shit up and b) pointless smaller goals that I’m not really sure why I have in the first place. I guess brushing my teeth falls under a?
4 out of 5 dentists like this +4
Looks like Hobo Ed Reed rode the rails to Western New York, and decided it was a good place to jump from his boxcar.
Damn straight. All we need is Tomsula to corner the Vagrant Coach market
Always Sunny rivebrog on BBM
http://bringbackmatt.com/?p=60#comment-17
Wish I could.
9pm tip time for NCSU atrocity messing everything up it seems.
You guys missed WCS predicting the future!
At the half, only down 10 at home to FSU.
/fuck you suididal thoughts
http://www.somegif.com/gifs/1359890859476922008.GIF
Randomness…
Boooo the Seattle Supersonics of Oklahoma City!
DOWN GOES DOOK
Come on Clemson! Claim your consolation prize!!
I was hoping it was Bob McAdoo that was named new Giants coach. He could’ve helped Eli with the top shelf!
http://www.nbareligion.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/19/2015/10/mcadoo2.jpg
Man, just took at this dumbass here. I hope you feel confident, Giants fans.
Hum………… coming from a Pats fan.
Every time it gets around this season, I realize I travel way to fucking much for work because I cannot ever fucking remember what fucking channel the NBA games are on in my area.
I seriously think I can remember ESPN, ESPN2, the big three, Comedy Central, and Cartoon Network. Other than that… I could not tell you which fucking channel is which and thanks to Cox, I don’t have a fucking channel guide function.
scotch,
Think of it this way, now Canadians have reason to say “Thanks Nobama.”
New Sunny on tonight. Rivebrog on BBM?
oh, I can’t wait to see how they top the premiere
I set it up. See you kids there!
It would appear that you have to authorize my presence.
[cut to Balls’ computer]
NOAP.
http://static.rcgroups.net/forums/attachments/7/8/6/4/a236826-48-Strong%20Bad%20Deleted%20clean.jpg
Are Canucks part of the Powerball reach?
Nope, but I believe the jackpot is big enough that if one person wins it, they could buy a giant chunk of Canuckland.
We can win, but the money has to stay in the USA. It cannot be exported (like, say, Vegas winnings) because it is above the amount able to be refunded.
So, if “I” win, my mother was actually visiting Blaine, WA yesterday and bought tickets, since she has a green card.
The ACC has 0-3 FSU at 0-3 NC State if you are lucky enough to have a syndicated ACC Network affiliate in your geographical location. TOTALLY worth staying up until 11ish to see the completion, I’m sure.
God, how I hate myself.
I’m gonna wander over to the Troy Nunes Magician site so that I can cheer for Cuse/make fun of the guys that are more hardcore than myself.
I am glad you’ns have played the extra game and keep the wolven sort (temporarily) out of dead fucking last. Hopefully, we rest our starters and just send walkons to Chapel Hole on Saturday.
We will have a thread dedicated to our showdown-that I know for sure.
How many loonies in a toonie?
Loonies in a Toonie? Hmm. Well, Bugs Bunny, Wile E. Coyote, the Roadrunner, (natch) Tweety Bird, Sylvester, Elmer Fudd. I’m sure there are others.
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