Why is it that QB Palmer can’t have nice things? He was imprisoned in Cincy then renaissance-ed in Arizony then season-injured. Now he’s having a career year and I can’t help but feel it will all come tumbling down. Was his dad a preacher in the Church of God With Signs Following? Is that why he’s snake-bitten? One thing though, the Pack better not blitz him much. Against pressure he has an 84 QBR, a 9.4 yds. per throw average and a 65% completion rate. What he also has over his entire career is not a one playoff victory. Zona LB Okafor is done for the season with some sort of toe injury that no one wants to talk about. No doubt it was fireworks. I’ve got a sixth sense about these things. RB Johnson was held in check the last time these teams met (wk. 16) but as my wife says, “you can’t hold a man-beast down for long”. I think she was yakking about one of her countless exes but what do I know? Stupid, ineffectual QB Rodgers has recently been replaced by superstar Rodgers-which one will show up today? Remember the 51-45 score-fest that happened a way back in ’09? I’d love to see that sort of game again. That particular game you had to race to the bathroom during ads to ensure that you didn’t miss a score. START TYPING YOU SCAMPS!
Are they insinuating Larry Fitzgerald is a Terminator?
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Andy Reid has called a time put!
Holy fuck mu auto correct
SINCE WHEN IS FUCKING MU A WORD ANDROID!
Can we send out a memo to pro football players that “the U” is as played out as Bronson Pinchot in Beverley Hills Cop?
That’s….. daU
I’ll take THE U over THE Ohio State University all day.
haha, clinton dicks
More like yum-yum cumming dicks – Aaron Rodgers
Oh the game where packers fans are still complaining about a facemask?
I am rooting for the cardinals through the entire playoffs because bruce arian rocks the fuck out of that cabby hat, unlike the fuck ass hipster assbags in my community.
The Cards/Panthers winner is totes fine by me. I’d be content even if Denver lost to them.
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IT WAS A SHITTY CHEVY?! LOL
Thats a 80K car!!! No… just no…. clearly a Ford/Chevy
22 THOUSAND dollars? FUCK YOU!!!
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PRESSURE ALL THE GAPS
/giggles uncontrollably
Rodgers saw 9 men on the line and got wet.
Green Bay introduces their whitems fullback and a white #3 receiver rather than their starting black tight end
Our Lord wants a Cards win too! PRAISE BE!!
Blete Clakeman!
Cake Bleatman!
Why are looking at Carson Palmer’s ass??
Ted Larsen, NC Muthafuckin State!!
Also, GM Steve Keim, OL, NC State.
NC Muthafuckin State
That IS the official name….sez so on my muthafuckin diplomas.
I miss Allie LaForce.
Just sayin’….
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HEY FITTY YOU DIDN’T GRADUATE FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF PITTSBURGH YOU FOR-PROFIT STOOGE
Do you think there’s an alternate Earth where a well read, hysterical, intelligent, dick joke themed, football blog is dedicated to Michelle Tafoya?
no
There was, until it was bought by Buttfukks dot com.
Bring back Xmas Ape
why is Arians wearing a non-hipster hat?
He lost his Kangol?
CBS streams the game free online, NBC tries to sell me a cable package.
Welp, guess it’s off to the dark corners of the internet.
Wait. I thought NBC was good with streaming
They are, if you have a cable package that includes NBC. I don’t have a cable package, just high speed internet, so I can’t stream the game from the official site.
Go Cardinals! Suck a fat one Rodgers!
PSYCHO KIA QU’EST QUE-CE?
FA FA FA FA FA FA FA FA FA FA
Just got to my dive bar, on my first beer. Guy next to me asks during Pats highlights “So I didn’t watch that game, how did that game go?”
My response “any coach other than Andy Reid would have beaten the Pats”
His response: “What about Chip Kelly?”
Fuck you Oregon. Fuck you.
damn
Hey, did any of you find set of keys back in the early game thread? I’m completely locked out of my wine vault and the Bentley is running and that thing drinks premium at about a gallon a minute even when idling. Never buy a sixteen-cylinder car, they are just not worth it.
Bentley hasn’t made a sixteen-cylinder engine since the 30s.
LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR
KID I VOTED FOR ALF LANDON
Cards are going to lose and lose huge.
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
No
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Bruce Arians.
Rich man’s Andy Reid.
No Carrie?
I made about eight pounds of beef stew, if anyone wants some.
PAAAAAAAAAAACKERS
Any signs of Kimo von Oelhoffen?
What’s happening folks?
Did I miss anything?
I figured we should hear The National Anthem before the start of the evening game.
PFTCommenter: “The fourth quater is the only time Andy Reid ever says “no thanks” to having seconds”
HAI Dok.
We <3 Poland. 😀
hey guys
Yo.
Sup Sill.
Word.
HEY YOU GUUUUUUYS
That was about as bad as it can get.
Sup. Got any beer? I’m #GettingCrunk tonight
Men (and Dok if she’s back from anger-napping) I spent the whole week traveling for work and the last few hours with you and pigskin. Going to put the screen down for a little so I don’t get dumped. May Carson Palmer guide his team to victory, may Coach dipshit again reveal his true form, and may you all get good and drunk.
That’s a very nice prayer.
Best to you and yours
Hey motherfuckers, we might get snow flurries tomorrow morning….which means if you need milk or bread tonight you’re shit out of luck.
/the south is so stoopid
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STRAWNG
carson palmer fanboi mode engage
So. Irrationally. Angry.
Go not-Packers!
If the Packers also win tonight I will literally die.
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Boy, the line is holding steady at 7. I wonder if some whale is gonna load up on the Cardinals and push it to 8 or 8.5?
I was shocked it didn’t get at least to 7.5, even if GB is a “public team.”
Pretty sure Andy Reid can’t bet on sports
/dying
“That’s an awful lot of FGs” – A. Reid
HOW THE FUCK YOU DOING BOYS! Getting ready for the game in the only way possible
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I’m doing relatively shirt with little optimism
Relatively shitty that is. My shirt ain’t doing too good either
I might have to watch the Packers get murdered completely sober, as I’m a bit hungover at the moment.
A real Packers fan would know how to stay drunk through the whole day,, Imo
“A real
PackersNFL fan would know how to stay drunk through the whole day,, Imo.”Fixed that for you.
You’re right but still go fuck yourself
/sadly my phone can autocompletell the whole thing
Hahaha. Love it.
As a former resident, I proclaim that the best thing about the Valley of the Sun is the ass…
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When I used to travel to Tucson for business, I would always make it a point to drive through the U of A around 3 PM, because dear god that school (and Arizona State up in the Valley of the Sun) draws some of the most incredible looking women in the world. Just great eye candy as far as the eye could see.
No lie. When I visited there with some friends we pretty much did just that.
When I lived out there I did a lot of biking.
Thru ASU campus was always on my route.
I also used to flip Herb Sendek the bird….but that’s entirely different matter.