Although Peyton can’t feel his fingers Ben has one-upped him and doesn’t feel his shoulder, empathy or many other complex emotions. The Broncs starting QB has a gorgeous 9-17 TD/INT ratio that places him right up there with the likes of Vince Young and Pedo Sanchez as the worst fellas to ever start a playoff game. At this point if I was a Denver fan I’d be somewhat comfortable starting the questionable Bark Rottweiler, who did quite well in emergency service. Did I mention that Pitt was “Dead Paul McCartney’ed”? (Pete Carroll’s verb, not mine) They are a very special team in that they don’t have either their leading rusher or receiver available for the game. WR Brown was off the field for only 4% of Steelers plays this year but they scored 6 TD’s on those very same plays. All the Steelers have to do to replicate that success is to be in “and goal” down situations most of the game. EAZY PEEZY! [pulls up a chair for you, looks at you with serious face] We need Denver to win this-they have a much better chance to beat the Pats than does the crippled folks from Pitt. You done well, yinzers but it’s time now to act for the greater good. TYPE AWAY GEAR BOXES!
So, what’d I miss?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FPEwPpSyVE
Night time.
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I just typed a comment with lots of perosnal details involving friend and relatives and early deaht and injuryies from car accidents, all of which I have learned of today, some involving kids my kid played baseball with. I delted it because it was too much.
I am drunk. With ggod reason. Hug your family. Enjoy life, which is frwquently all too short.
I have very little diea what hapopened in the games tonight but goddamn do I not care. God bless us evey one.
I miss a lot of football these days. Sports in general. Then I realize why I miss these things.
And I realize I don’t miss them at all.
Sorry to hear that buddy. I know I can’t say anything to help but I empathize with your pain as much as is possible
::hug:: (We are family here. Or at least family adjacent)
Me too. Well put.
Agreed. Stay well, Horatio (and the rest of you crazy Commentists as well).
I am sorry you are in pain..
speaking from experience in my immediate family a car accident can change your life for the worse in a split second and it happens every few minutes of every day.
Hey, I just got home and saw your note. I share in the offerings of sympathy and remind you that all your friends, real and imaginary, are here for you if you need a shoulder to cry on or a dick joke blog to view gifs on.
I just have to echo what everyone else said. Sincere condolences, hang in there, and we’re here for ya.
Sorry to hear the news. Be well, Horatio.
I am very sorry for your loss, and take to heart your exhortation to appreciate friends and relatives over enjoying things or events. That was very noble of you, in the midst of so much sorrow. I hope you can find peace in the company of those close to you; you have my very best wishes.
Be good and be strong. You’ve always got some friends here.
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My dog barked at this video.
THAT’S MY STOCKBROKER! BUY ENERGY STOCKS HE SAID!
/ then he licked his own asshole
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Nightmare Fuel: Replenished
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What does it say about me that I know who drew this panel?
That you know your shit about graphic artists?
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Unsafe Brakes needs to be a pageant, and hosted by Steve Harvey.
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Early matches at the Australian Open… Djokovic on serve.