Although Peyton can’t feel his fingers Ben has one-upped him and doesn’t feel his shoulder, empathy or many other complex emotions. The Broncs starting QB has a gorgeous 9-17 TD/INT ratio that places him right up there with the likes of Vince Young and Pedo Sanchez as the worst fellas to ever start a playoff game. At this point if I was a Denver fan I’d be somewhat comfortable starting the questionable Bark Rottweiler, who did quite well in emergency service. Did I mention that Pitt was “Dead Paul McCartney’ed”? (Pete Carroll’s verb, not mine) They are a very special team in that they don’t have either their leading rusher or receiver available for the game. WR Brown was off the field for only 4% of Steelers plays this year but they scored 6 TD’s on those very same plays. All the Steelers have to do to replicate that success is to be in “and goal” down situations most of the game. EAZY PEEZY! [pulls up a chair for you, looks at you with serious face] We need Denver to win this-they have a much better chance to beat the Pats than does the crippled folks from Pitt. You done well, yinzers but it’s time now to act for the greater good. TYPE AWAY GEAR BOXES!
Tracy’s mole looks bigger.
Moar soulz consumed.
Dear god. I just realized next week could be Brady-Manning. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GO STILLERS!
Jeem’s comb over is a work of engineering magnificence, some where between the spires of a medieval cathedral, a major Euro railway station, and the Eiffel Tower.
You spelled “Charlotte McKinney” wrong.
A work of art, no doubt.
The game is the thing. It’s not the goddamned Olympics. Fucking CBS.
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I didn’t think it possible…but the fellating of JJ Watt last week has made the annual Pey-Pey and Brady worship seem measured and reasonable by comparison.
Scotchnaut, that Little Big Ben pic up there is righteous
THIS is football:
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Everton needs to sign that dog.
/yeah, I went there.
Nobody freebases narrative like CBS
One of the greatest movies ever made.
The space between Michael Strahan’s two front teeth can only be measured in light years
You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon? She’s the ship that made the run between Strahan’s teeth in less than 12 parsecs. She’s fast enough for you kid.
Get your tongue out of Manning’s asshole, CBS.
Next week is going to be even worse, huh?
CBS hatred…RISING…
Fuck everything. You don’t get musical montage when you were benched for Brock Osweiler half the season.
Fuck, just start the game. enough of this horseshit.
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I hate this already.
GODDAMNED CBS NARRATIVE BULLSHIT
“Ok…sure…yeah…fine…whatever….”
-Kristen Stewart orgasming
I would pay good money to see this, sadly.
Kristen Stewart fucking Jay Cutler: Who expresses emotion first?
Posted that on the earlier thread… well her acting it anyway.
CBS beating the dubstep into the ground 5 years too late.
Shit, 41? Might as well be playing in Miami. PeyPey GOT THIS MOFO
Playoff Peyton vs the Shattered remains of BEN, who will win?
Dr. James Andrews
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Excuse me, are their quarterback injuries in this game?
-Jimmy Graham played basketball
Peyton: ?Time to get sucked off by Phil?
That’s a first rate ball dip….
At least he never does that to Tom Brady.
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Two of my best friends, who I’ve somehow played couples counselor for for the past few months, are ending their relationship today. Thanks for this pic, because this is going to be my response to both of them when they hit me up.
THE BEN HAVE OWIE BUT COACH AND OTHER COACH GAVE ME MAGICAL CHOCO TACO RAPING ARM GOOD ENOUGH HARF HARF
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I just rock back and forth and mumble over and over “#1 defense in the NFL”
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I’ve never gotten over seeing Jimmy get shot on Degrassi….
Meek Mill is jerking it to this.
Is there any more wasted side order than bread sticks from a pizza place? I’m convinced they add them to specials so they can more properly mock 3rd world countries.
I am a huge fan of garlic and cheese breadsticks
But the pizza itself is already a significantly better garlic and cheese breadstick.
Pizza Hut buttersticks are teh troof.
Yup.
Just realized its Pheeeel and Jeeeeem. Fuck.
Oh look. Tebow’s one playoff win.
What branded product do you think has been used by the most people in history?
I’m going with Coke.
http://36.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xkr7UxO21r9llg7o1_500.jpg
Yeah, that’s a pretty safe bet.
I’ll take Aspirin at #2, maybe.
Kleenex
Yup. A better second pick, for sure.
Men over 40:
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” Felatio by the announcers begins right here….”
-P. Manning
Afternoon Ladies and Gentleman.
How-dee…
Why isn’t he wearing a space helmet?
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Because George Lucas is a dumbass.
I’m ANAKIN motherfucker.
Did anyone besides myself ever wonder if Lucas, at one time, had a shitload of headaches?
http://fierceandnerdy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Anacin.jpg
I heard there was supposed to be Pey-Pey shitting in a colostomy bag here?
“shit-ting-in-a-zip-loc-bag!”
Historically in the Divisional Round one home team loses. They are 3-0 now.
♪ ♫ shit, my number’s up again ♪ ♫
Oh COME ON peepuhl. That was funny.
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I am unsure who stated it but I now have a hankering for delivery KFC
That was me and Sill I think
We’re falling behind China in EVERYTHING
http://i.bnet.com/blogs/kfc-bikes.jpg
I don’t want to but I’m gonna try those Nashville things KFC is pimpin.
hey guys
sup
I wonder if Russell Wilson knows he’s an ad.
I wonder if he realizes he’s a human.
The Ben plays “streetball” … sure Cowher. Whatever you say.
So the Donks are going to steamroll 1 armed Ben right?
PLEASE.
I’m not allowed nice things so no.
Losing next week would be even more hurtful, so I think a win this week seems allowable even if the universe is planning on kicking us in the balls again.
It’s not like Peyton can throw the ball 10 yards downfield. This game is gonna be all kinds of 1922
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http://blogs.denverpost.com/broncos/files/2013/08/peyton-manning-rap-495×283.jpg
Last week in the Steelers game, Charlie Brown lined up to finally kick the football. But then he kicked Lucy in the head. Police came to arrest him, but Snoopy came to his defense and bit a cop:
You tryna beat the rush or what?
And best header photo in ever.
[blushes]
That is fucking great.
Don’t think it will be a blow out tho.