Manning v Brady

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Al Michaels: MANNING BRADY MANNING BRADY MANNING MANNING BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY MANNING MANNING YUUUUUUUUUUGE BRADY MANNING MANNING BRADY.

Cris Collinsworth: This is crazy, we’ve been watching football games for a long time and we’ve NEVER seen BRADY MANNING MANNING MANNING BRADY BRADY MANNING BRADY MANNING BRADY BRADY BRADY MANNING before.

 

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Jon Gruden: THIS GUY BRADY MANNING I CALL HIM MANNING BRADY BECAUSE BRADY MANNING MANNING MANNING BRADY BRADY MANNING BRADY BRADY.

Mike Tirico: I’m MANNING BRADY scared of you, Jon BRADY MANNING.

 

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Joe Theismann: Does anyone know where the MANNING-room is? I have to take a BRADY.

 

Jay Cutler: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNING BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADY

 

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Phillip Rivers: HUH WHAT? MANNING BRADY? FUCK YOU BRADY MANNING!

 

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Lt. Kaffee: Did you order MANNING BRADY?

Col. Jessup: YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID BRADY MANNING!

 

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Oprah: And YOU get BRADY MANNING and YOU get BRADY MANNING and YOU get BRADY MANNING.

 

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Brian Williams: I may have embellished some tales in my time, but there’s no need to embellish BRADY MANNING MANNING MANNING BRADY BRADY MANNING BRADY BRADY MANNING MANNING BRADY.

 

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Drew Magary: LOOGIT ALL THAT MANNING BRADY MANNING BRADY MANNING BRADY MANNING BRADY!

 

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(Singing): TOO MANY BRADY, TOO MANY MANNING, TOO MANY BRADY, TOO MANY MANNING

 

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Sparano’s Football: “…” (loosely translated as “MANNING BRADY MANNING BRADY MANNING MANNING BRADY MANNING BRADY BRADY”)

 

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Joe Namath: I couldn’t care less about MANNING BRADY MANNING BRADY MANNING BRADY BRADY MANNING BRADY MANNING

 

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Trent Green: WES WELKER AUSTIN COLLIE WES WELKER AUSTIN COLLIE AUSTIN COLLIE AUSTIN COLLIE WES WELKER

 

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Andy Reid: MANN–

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Monty this seems strange to me The movies had that movie thing But nonsense has a welcome ring And heroes don’t come easy
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Does anybody else turn off any sports related hype or even news for the next month?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, and in and election year:

Rat Torture

One of the most barbaric torture techniques involved having a metal cage secured to the victim’s abdomen with straps. It would then be filled with rats and heated up with burning coals, which were placed at the top. The rats’ natural instinct was to flee from the intense heat, which meant they had to burrow through the victim’s skin and enter his body. This agonising punishment was only used in the most extreme cases because results were almost always fatal.

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JerBear50

Why are you lying face up?
-Richard Gere

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

The ONLY good thing about this game is that one of those assholes has to lose.

Romonobyl

Was I the only one who thought of this after seeing that banner pic of Brady?
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Senor Weaselo

Nope, I saw it too.

American Pie Story

now we can’t unsee it

JerBear50

No chance Brady’s last few seasons will be as awful as Dexter’s, as much as I may hope for it.

jjfozz

MANNING BRADY MANNING BRADY HEY I’M ELITE TOO! MANNING BRADY MANNING BRADY MAYBE NOT SO MUCH MANNING BRADY
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

Freeman Weeden, Freeman Weeden
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WCS

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Mike Tomlin: OBVIOUSLY STANDARD OBVIOUSLY STANDARD OBVIOUSLY STANDARD OBVIOUSLY

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

GLENNON STAFFORD GLENNON STAFFORD!

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Rivers: ONLY I MAY FLOAT, YOU MOTORED FUCKBOX!

JerBear50

CARR BIRONAS?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I feel like we don’t make enough Rob Bironas jokes around here.

jjfozz

Still alive in Disneyland – Europeans have no sense of personal space. However it is winter and they don’t smell as bad as they normally do.

Fozz out.

theeWeeBabySeamus
jjfozz

The people who design disney themed clothes are either the epitome of those with poor taste, or playing one wicked joke on the common folk of America.

I’m far from stylish, but good god, the clothing disasters I’ve seen, they change a man.

entropy

I think all the guys who designed those terrible “gansta” themed 90s Looney Toons shirts and clothes are now in charge of Disney’s clothing lines.

jjfozz

Oh yeah, watching some truly great childhood memories getting bent over and anally raped without the lube was so enjoyable.

Horatio Cornblower

OSWEILER GARROPOLO!
-Not even their own mothers

Horatio Cornblower

That is amazing.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I think my favorite part is Dan Snyder’s photo cutting him off just below the eyes.

Old School Zero

I recognized all those jokes; that person has definitely been around KSK at some point (I hope).

Senor Weaselo

I felt a full Lazerface from Hodor there.

entropy

Even in an alternate universe, Geno Smith is a terrible quarterback not even worthy of FB mockery.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I do think his fullback did mock him.

Enrico Pallazzo

Andy Reid: Manwich and Brats!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Beauty in the simplicity.

ballsofsteelandfury

First I thought Phillip Rivers was the best, but then along came Trent Greene and blew the pudding out of the cup.

Bugg

But Welker doesn’t remember any of it. Heck, he’s a babbling concussed fool.

blaxabbath

I think an accurate portrayal of all NFL media personalities has become [DFO]’s mark on the web.

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Considering our progenitors were dick-joke enthusiasts, I’d say that means DFO’s mark is the shape of a mushroom stamp.