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Show Some Respect
INT. FOX BROADCASTING BOOTH – NRG STADIUM, HOUSTON, TX – NIGHT JOE BUCK: Good evening, folks! Welcome to Thursday Night Football, here in downtown…
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25 Questions About…
This Apparently, stupidity and sexual harassment is not restricted to active NFL players. In the latest scandal to rock the NFL, several on-air personalities…
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“SOME TABLE IS BETTER THAN NONE TABLE?”
SERVER: Welcome to Cafe Fina on Monterey’s beautiful Fisherman’s Wharf! My name is Nick and I will be your server today. Can I start…
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Smoking Hot Microphone
INTERIOR – FOX SPORTS BROADCASTING STUDIOS – LOS ANGELES, CA [A pair of well dressed men sit around a broadcast studio’s control room, watching…
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Your “They Keep Pulling Me Back In!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Dammit! I keep trying to avoid the NFL, but stupidity keeps bringing it to the fore: “Aaron Hernandez’s Attorneys Might Argue That Weed Made…
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Your “Y’know, In The Rest of the World It’s Just ‘Thursday’” Thanksgiving Night Game Open Thread
Please, allow me to extend to you some traditional Canadian US-Thanksgiving hospitality. Have a slice. Maybe make a small plate and take it into…
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I’ll miss Andrew Siciliano most of all
I did it. I finally did it. I called Directv up and told them not to renew my NFL Sunday Ticket subscription. This was…
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Manning v Brady
Al Michaels: MANNING BRADY MANNING BRADY MANNING MANNING BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY MANNING MANNING YUUUUUUUUUUGE BRADY MANNING MANNING BRADY. Cris Collinsworth: This is crazy,…
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A Sneak Peek at Giants-Vikings, Fall 2016
Joe Buck: Welcome everyone to beautiful new US Bank Stadium here in Minneapolis, where this afternoon the Vikings will open their season against the New…
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And now, down to the field…
I felt inspired by yesterday’s post by Monty about the absolutely horrific announcing teams we are subjected to each week and so I decided to…