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Apparently,  stupidity and sexual harassment is not restricted to active NFL players.  In the latest scandal to rock the NFL, several on-air personalities and former players employed by the NFL’s own Network are being accused of some very bad things.

I’m SO happy that the current climate allows for assholes like these to be publicly shamed.  I’m sure there’s more.

Please go to Black Sports Online and read the full details.

Marshall Faulk & Other NFL Network Personalities Suspended After Ex-Employee Jami Cantor Accuses Them of Sexual Harassment; Breakdown of Who Sent Nudes, Couldn’t Handle Her Luscious Booty & Asked If She Was Squirter

In the meantime,  we will do a special 25 Questions in which I will mix real questions these idiots asked this woman with fake. I’ll also do multiple choice.

YOU MAKE THE CALL!

1- What’s your favorite sex position?

2- Do you like black men?

3- Are you into oral?

4- When are you going to get on this?

5- Are you a squirter?

6- Do you want to CUM to dinner with me?

7- Do I make you horny?

8- Do you like black cock?

9- Do you want my dick inside you?

10- When are we gonna hook up?

The following are multiple choice questions.  Match the statement with who said it.  Your choices are:

A- Ike Taylor

B- Marshall Fault

C- Heath Evans

D- Warren Sapp

E- Eric Weinberger

F- Donovan McNabb

G- Eric Davis

H- None of the above

11- “I want you so bad”

12- “I need to get in you deep and hard”

13- “My dick is so hard because of you right now”

14- “I can’t handle your ass, it is so luscious”

15- “You look like you would be an animal in the sheets”

16- “Sorry mama,  but your office shouldn’t be our shitter”

17- “You were put on earth to pleasure me”

18- “Touch my cock”

19- “I bet you’re a wide receiver,  not a tight end”

20- “Suck It”

Lastly,  I’m asking five editorial questions:

21- How great is it that this behaviour is now no longer being tolerated?

22- Will these idiots be fired?

23- Can this get Goodell fired?

24- Are you considering becoming a Cowboys fan if Jerry can get rid of Goodell over this?

25- What’s the Over Under on divorces stemming from this?

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rockingdog
rockingdog

I gotta say, that Welcome to Hell song/bit SNL did this past Saturday looks true…..

nomonkeyfun

“Grumble, grumble. I’d grumble her all day long.”

-You know who

Beerguyrob

Trent Green? That’s unpossible.

Wakezilla

They better not have tried anything with my Molly Qerim.

The NFL Network is going to be nothing but Chris Rose, Deion Sanders (until he defends his boys) and Kay Adams–who probably could take the Network down, considering she worked with most of these guys of NFL AM– for the next while.

Wakezilla

I’d say 17 & 19 are the only fake ones.

On a sad note, I feel vindicated about Heath Evans, who always gave me a serial rapist vibe.

rockingdog
rockingdog

hahahahaha

monty this seems strange to me

It was only a matter of time before the allegations hit someone I really liked. Fare thee well, Marshall Faulk, you can’t Bob’n’Weave your way out of this one.

Game Time Decision

answers for 1-25: yes

LemonJello
LemonJello

Clearly there was a misunderstanding, all of these questions can easily be related back to her work as a wardrobe stylist.

SonOfSpam

Gonna try these on my wife and I’ll let you guys know what works.

(Spoiler: Probably #8)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“But I’d like it even more if you cleaned it!”

– SonOfSpam’s wife, giving him a note about his hygiene.

LemonJello
LemonJello

Do none of these moe-rons understand how technology works? Do they think their texts, dick pics and jackin’ videos just vanish?

SonOfSpam

Ike Taylor just assumed his giraffe neck would keep his head out of the video.

LemonJello
LemonJello

Probably a good thing he doesn’t have any distinguishing marks like tattoos on him that would be easy to identify, right?

SonOfSpam

Didn’t think Mr. Rooney allowed tattoos on his chattel, er, players.

LemonJello
LemonJello

Then how did he tell them apart? Brands? Tags?

SonOfSpam

Musk.

rockingdog
rockingdog

damit know I kind of want to learn photoshop so that I can figure out what this would look like….

BrettFavresColonoscopy

26 Who will be the first one to say “it wasn’t me, it was the CTE”?

LemonJello
LemonJello

That sound? Thousands of lawyers scrambling to write that down for future use.

laserguru

I would declare it a national holiday if we were able to get rid of Goodell AND Jerry Jones.

Having Warren Sapp involved is the least surprising element of this. The fact that Sapp was still employed by anyone is the most surprising.

nomonkeyfun

1-10. all real questions.
14. no one said that. Only because they don’t know the word luscious.
21. It makes so hard to see all these assholes getting gaped wide open. I just can’t wait to fuck them even harder in the ass.
22. YES
23. Only if the woman had a relationship with one of the owners.
24. http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/06/nope.gif

Don T

Also, a YES yelled loudly as to 21. It’s bad enough having to work with some people. Lame come-ons and groping, from people you wouldn’t socialize with, is beyond the pale.

SonOfSpam

I know it’s naive as fuck (especially for an old person) but I can’t believe how pervasive this is; like, THAT many fucking idiots thought this was ok? But the answer is yes, dumbass, things have always been kinda shitty for women in the workplace. Just amazing.

Don T

Way back when, I went to the head of my Univ. Dept. with a problem. He called the Registrar and greeted her with “¡Negrota!” (big black woman, woofily). Now there are more women than men getting higher ed. Not in Math, though. Sausage-fest through & through.

Don T

13- “My dick is so hard because of you right now”
Answer: none of the above. It was William Wordsworth, “She Dwelt among the Untrodden Ways”.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Dying laughing over here

SonOfSpam

Ok, that was great, but now you owe us the whole poem.

rockingdog
rockingdog
SonOfSpam

She dwelt among the untrodden ways
Beside the springs of Dove,
A Maid whom there were none to praise
And very few to love:

A violet by a mossy stone
Half hidden from the eye!
—Fair as a star, when only one
Is shining in the sky.

My dick is so hard
Because of you right now
I’d fuck you hard, so hard
Like a rutting horny sow.

She lived unknown, and few could know
When Lucy ceased to be;
But she is in her grave, and, oh,
The difference to me!