Welcome to your Week 14 Quotables submissions. Here in Cardinals Country, we’re hanging on the final threads of, “If Atlanta and Seattle lose out, then we’ve only gotta have 14 other scenarios play out and we’re getting a wild card!” So, naturally, most fan energy is focused on the Roy Moore GOTV campaign today.
/stares down while holding earpiece intently
IT WASN’T A POLITICAL JOKE! IT WAS AN ARIZONA IS ABOUT AS WHITE TRASH AS ALABAMA JOKE, DTZM!….No…No, not me. I, too, have a lawyer who is a Jew….Yeah, my accountant recommended him. Oh! So I actually know two of ’em!…I see…I see…Fine. Give him Friday. THIS IS ALL FAKE ANYWAYS!
/removes finger supporting earpiece
Ahem. Well then, so it seems that I will not be publishing the results piece this week. Apparently the DFO Deep State has some preordained results author who will take care of things on Friday. Which is fine. It really is. I didn’t want to do results anyways. I mean, what fun is reading through the contributions and having the POWER to select winners. It’s nothing to me. Absolutely fine.
So, yeah, here are your stupid week 14 stupid Quotables stupid submissions.