On the WatchAFL app, we’ve got the Western Bulldogs facing the Melbourne Demons at 7 PM Pacific followed by the Brisbane Lions against the St. Kilda Saints. Of course, stories of drunken mayhem are more than welcome as well as pictures and music videos.
With that, I declare this thread OPEN!
So apparently this UFC (insert number here) even is brought to you by the film “Hardcore Henry”…
If you haven’t seen the trailer, here is part of it in gif form….
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I cannot fathom how utterly terrible an hour and a half of this will end up being. Its all first person. I hope vomit bags are provided with the movie ticket…
It’s an interesting concept. It’s also a terrible concept, but it’s interesting!
Its not even original. They did an entire sequence of this in the god awful Doom movie featuring the Rock.
Only difference, the sequence that was utterly panned as being stupid and disorienting goes on for the entire film.
‘Doom’ was so fucking bad.
I remember watching that whole video, and it’s just awful.
I really want to know why Tim Roth can’t get work in Hollywood. I mean he gets stuck on these garbage films and it makes zero fucking sense to me.
All I can figure is it’s politics. I can’t understand how a lot of horrible actors keep getting work, and good actors keep getting overlooked.
It’s like when I was listening to Filmdrunk and they were discussing Cameron Diaz in Bad Teacher. I’m 99% sure her casting was because the studio owed her a starring role in something, and so they dumped her in that even though the character is like half her age. I can’t recall exactly, but I remember reading an interview about how this works. It’s just all bullshit.
Fearless Leader will be sleepy in 3…2…1….
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Holly Holm is fucking jacked for this fight, but I don’t know that you should be doing wind-sprints in the ring right before a 5 round fight.
We’re from the same hometown, a city that’s a mile high in altitude. We have good lung capacity.
Full-sized beach twerk. http://gfycat.com/JaggedBrilliantAfricanfisheagle
Fundie wackaloon 2/10 WOULD NOT BANG
Fundie or not I’d bang her just to show her the 9,000 names of God.
I stole that from Stephen King and I’m not ashamed to admit it. ‘The Stand’ if you’re interested.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP7R7aUYCz0
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Western up 18 now after 3.
This looks like an awesome gym. http://img292.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=981597231_self2_IMG_1609_123_350lo.jpg
she seems comfortable
Her instagram, so obviously technically SFW: https://www.instagram.com/hannahelizinsta
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DEAR FUCKING GOD THIS IS WHY I STOPPED WATCHING MMA!
I feel like I have been watching this fucking card now for the last six days. I’m gonna need more coke to stay up…but then more smack to come back down.
And for the life of me, I have no fucking clue who any of these fighters are. I mean I didn’t stop watching until like halfway through last year.
And I think there are still like 83 more undercard fights until the main event…
That was a terrible fight.
On a side note, its fucking hilarious how many gambling commercials are shown on british broadcasts of sporting events…
There are commercials for things other than gambling on British TV?
Western has bounced back and has a 13 point lead late in the 3rd. I still don’t like the Demons.
http://valleycentral.com/news/local/aquarium-cancels-octopus-sex-act-due-to-cannibalism-concerns
Speaking of Brazil…
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Interesting note about Van Gogh’s Starry Night painting…there is debate on whether or not Van Gogh was successfully predicting fluid mechanics or he kind of just ripped off William Parsons, 3rd Earl of Rosse’s sketch of a whirlpool galaxy…
There’s also a theory that he was very nearsighted and possibly a xanthanope because that’s pretty much what a starry night would look like to such a person:
I don’t give a shit why he painted it I’m just glad he did; I love that piece.
He may have also been tripping balls on wormwood and digitalis.
I guess that’s more metal.
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Damn, now that I think about it…
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgSLz5FeXUg
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How many times can I like this?
Once a night, but I’m 46 so YMMV.
Full-sized. http://gfycat.com/JaggedBrilliantAfricanfisheagle
That’s impressive.
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Drugs are like that!
I have done a shit load of different drugs of various quantities and the only ‘face numbing’ was alcohol. Funny gif nonetheless.
So I went to a WWE live event in Saginaw, MI, tonight and I am perplexed. The booking was bewildering. A quick recap.
Stardust + Tyler Breeze vs. Damien Sandow + Fandango working as faces: Sandow is over in a monstrous way. In a 60 second span, Breeze and Stardust bump eachother, start fighting, have a 1v1 match mid-tag match, hug it out, and go back to teaming. Fandango pins Breeze clean with a falcon arrow. Stardust carries Tyler to backstage Bodyguard-style. No idea.
R-Truth vs. Bo Dallas w/ Heath Slater: Bo Rida returns and starts an awful free style rap, which is cut short by R-Truth entering to THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE. No idea. Decent match. Truth gets a reverse roll up win. Heath Slater jumps him. Goldust comes in to make the save. Truth finally accepts his help, raises his hand, hugs him, and dances with him, apparently ending a 2 month long story arc at a random house show. No idea.
Sin Cara vs. Rusev w/ Lana – Sup, Lana. Ridiculously good match out of nowhere. Rusev wins in standard fashion. This match was way better than it had any right being, with a botchless Sin Cara flying all over the place. At one point, Sin Cara hits a sorta Angle Slam on Rusev. No idea.
Braun Strowman + Luke Harper vs. Dolph Zigger and Big Show: Big Show’s very existence in the arena causes MASSIVE APPLAUSE. Match was what you expect. Big Show gets hot tag, eventually hits Harper with chokeslam to win, leaves to MASSIVE APPLAUSE. As much disdain as I have for what they do with Big Show, it was nice to see him get that kind of love in the twilight of his career.
Naomi + Tamina + Cameron (WHY!? GOD! NO!) vs. Paige + Sasha Banks + Alicia Fox(?): Paige gets a big ovation, but Sky’s The Limit brings roars as the whole place jumps to its feet. Sasha is really it now. Standard 6-man women’s tag. Everyone hits their signature moves. Cameron gets a tag at the end while everyone’s having a free-for-all, attempts to roll up Sasha, but in such a way that she fails miserably and Sasha just sort of sits out into a Banks Statement for the win. I’m kind of hoping they’re intentionally writing Cameron as a bad wrestler now like they do Eva Marie.
Ryback vs. Viktor w/ Konnor: Kids lose their mind when Ryback’s music hits while adults give a collective meh. Match goes on way longer than it should. Viktor looks better than he has any right being, and fans in the front row make Ryback so pissed that he does “Suck It” gestures from the top row at the end of the match and gives them about 6 bras d’honneurs when he walks by them on the way out.
Bray Wyatt vs. Kane in a street fight: People can’t WAIT for “Live in Fear” to come on so they can wave their cellphones around. Bray’s entrance is his RKO. It’s way more over than he is. The match was what you expect. Some amusing violence, and signature moves. Wyatt family interferes, Ziggler and Big Show come back out and chase them away. Bray hits a Sister Abigail for the win…At least that’s what happened in the better version of my memory of it. In reality, Kane kicks out from the Sister Abigail, sits up, and chokeslams Bray through a table for the win. Plucky newcomer Kane gets to look strong against the WWE’s top heel, and the Kirby that exists in my brain gets to flip tables all night.
I understand the words you used, just not the order you put them in.
The first and still the best:
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Yep…
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Hunt was on SNL and they showed that clip and she said ‘I’m still not sure if that movie was pro or con PCP”
LIFE is pro-PCP.
9 out of 10 psychotic horses agree!
God blessed Lori Loughlin
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God my ass; there’s a deal with Satan somewhere in there.
Kirk and Candace cut the deal moments before this photograph was taken:
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Little weed…little coke…couple of 1mg kpins…and a little bit of the old H…
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everything a growing boy needs!
I’m not dead yet!
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I can’t decide if I should share this BTS video my brother’s assistant made during the shoot they did yesterday.
What’s in it?
Just him taking photos of the model.
I value our relative privacy, but it’s not like his name’s not out there.
I’d check with your bro first. Privacy and all that.
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sooooooooooooo
sooooooooooooooooooo
jelly
Just make the scrambled eggs and quit stalling you goddamn killjoy.
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Billy does not know how to spell ‘meth’
SWANNIES WOO
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Someone made this comparison. I thought it was apt.
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OBSIDIAN SUPERHEROINE MOVIE PREMIERE RUNWAY OUTFIT SHOWING EXTREME FABRIC STRESS IN THE VENTRAL THORACIC AREA
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STRONG
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‘MURICA!
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STORNG
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STORNGER
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Melbourne’s crap.
It’s cold and rainy compared to the rest of Oz, it’s WAY too spread out, and there’s always the chance that you’ll be killed by a trolley where didn’t think it was possible for a trolley to go.
VIC is crap.
They don’t understand football, they’ve got they world’s worst case of bridge envy, and the entire place is either on fire, buried under a sandstorm, or overrun by deadly wildlife.
The only decent part of the place is the Snowies.
I am making up the neither the existence nor the name of these “mountains.”
For the two months in the winter that they get snow you can sort of ski there!
I mean, that’s a duck in the foreground.
Not a boat, a duck.
THEYRE SMALL MOUNTAINS IS WHAT IM TRYING TO GET AT HERE
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Halftime. Western is still ahead, but Melbourne dominated the quarter. The rookies must be getting tired.
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Does AFL have cheerleaders or is this just cockteasing?
Cockteasing, but at least it’s good cockteasing.
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So we have a pretty clear indication of the direction WCS has taken this evening…
And God bless him for taking that plunge.
“How much -hic- they pay you to fuck that bear?”
I’ll take “Things Leo heard at the Oscars” for $800, Alex.
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Brisbane’s crap.
All of the hassle and crotchrot of a big tropical city with none of the advantages.
QLD’s crap.
Nothing but cane fields and the bogans that grow them.
Only decent part of the whole place is Port Douglas.
I met Teri Hatcher and her daughter there!
They were still real and still spectacular in 2010:
http://photos.vanityfair.com/2014/07/08/53bc6c6c21a602ab3bf6e0e7_elaine.gif
….and they’re spectacular.
I was led to believe they haven’t been real since she was Lois Lane.
I have no idea.
It doesn’t matter. I don’t even know why I mentioned it.
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Ugly shoes, would not bang.
Shoes? Those abhorrent knee highs kills it for me.
Yeah, those don’t help either.
Come on, you resort to ringers. Fucking Brazilians.
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I REALLY need to work on my photography! That’s a greatly composed shot.
Tightly composed.
Tightly.
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How did you get pictures from the last DFO get-together?
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Whut duh hell is dat?
It’s from Fear and Loathing.
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God damn it. I wish I could send this to the Malheur dickheads. More importantly, I wish this was true and Obama just had them nuked from orbit.
Its hilarious hearing the UFC guys try and pump the next upcoming match.
“FROM SEASON 13 OF THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER WHERE HE FINISHED IN 5th PLACE! UP AGAINST THE UKRAINIAN MECHANIC BY WAY OF DELAWARE!”
I think between these two, they are a combined 17-15. And the one dude is entering to Madonna.
Is Arianny Celeste still a ring girl or has she moved on?
http://www.hawtcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/arianny-celeste-in-fitness-gurls-magazine-july-2014-issue_11.jpg
Moved on. She is now my “assistant”.
C’mere Arianny….I am in need of “assistance”.
Nope, she’s there carrying ring cards tonight.
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Toasty!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7KK7bXJV2c