Free agency has exploded with the force of a thousand overpaid contracts, but there’s one newcomer to the league that hit the scene as an undrafted free agent this week. And what a debut it was, with an incredible catch. OR WAS IT?
It’s up to us, Commentist Party. Is this a Catch?
I won’t even bother breaking this down! Such a blatant and unrepentant use of Stickum in a game time situation! He even used it to partially disable his opponent. This is clearly not a legal catch, the Ginger Hammer is certain to come down hard upon this cheating cheater. Clearly, due to the blatant illegality of it, THIS IS NOT A CATCH.
And why the mask?! What is his true identity?
Is it the Dongslinger, coming back out of retirement in a new position, looking to sling webs of Stickum instead? Jerry Rice Jr. having mastered his father’s techniques? Regardless of who this flashy new defender is, I assume the Patriots have already signed him.
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What is “A perfect visual representation of the Republican Party leaders trying to stop Donald Trump”, Alex?
Holy shit, I think this is a serious headline: “Sources: Kaepernick wants to play for Browns.”
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“Going to a team with a mostly intact fantastic defense, very good outside skill position players, good system, coaching and management is not my style. I like a CHALLENGE.”
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Well I can’t speak as to whether that’s a catch, but I can tell you for sure that this qualifies as a DROP:
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Finally! The owners have another dual threat QB with which to collude against to depress Kae7er7777’s salary.
#7’sComing
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Masks are fine by the NFL. I didn’t even know Calvin Johnson had eyes until his Madden cover came out.
Note, however, that all masks must be supplied by Nike and worn in accordance with Wardrobe Rule 36.223-6(E)(i)(r): Cowls, Balaclavas and Du-Rags
Upon review, Mike Carey says it is a catch. This means, of course, it is NOT a catch, and likely isn’t even related to objects being caught at all.
That ginger bitch was in an illegal formation. 10 year penalty, loss of down.
SEE? NOW THE RESULT OF THE PLAY DOESN’T EVEN MATTER! WE’VE BROKEN THE CODE DE BLEERGH!
It’s that new guy, Jalvin Cohnson. He’s uh, an immigrant, that’s why there’s no tape on him.
He’s 19. Says so on his Dominican birth certificate.
Stickum and agility was Al Davis’ favorite wet dream.
My favorite superhero has always been smartass Spiderman. Some variations of the character have changed his personality, but the one I grew up liking and wanting to be like was smartass Spiderman.
Until Deadpool came along. Ryan Reynolds Deadpool is my new favorite.
I need to see Deadpool again.
No, the Pats will only sign White Spider-Man. Not the new “urban” one played by Donald Glover or whomever.
And THAT’S why he has to wear a mask
“Free agency has exploded with the force of a thousand overpaid contracts”
At first glance, I thought the word “contracts” was “crotches.”
Works either way.
“They certainly overpaid for mine.”
– Brett Favre
“I’ve only overpaid for, like ten crotches. So far…”
— Antonio Cromartie
It’s not a catch, it’s a strip sack and THE RULING ON THE FIELD STANDS
Touchdown SEAHAWKS!