I’m glad to see we all survived the weekend. Myself, on Friday I organized a pub crawl of some fine craft breweries before the final WHL game of the season – and possibly forever – in Vancouver. I Instagrammed the evening to allow my wife to observe that I wasn’t actually at peeler bars, and well as to remember the route in case I lost something. Then, to atone, it was relatives and cleaning all weekend, so I got to put my bracket in the bin next to some old Economist magazines.
There is no way in hell Gawker is going to have to pay out $140 million. I’m given to assume Florida is one of those states where juries go, “FUCK THE MAN!” and then it gets reduced on appeal?
Well, if he does get to keep it, maybe he can invest in some Cuban hotels once Obama lifts the embargo. It’s so cute to hear Marco Rubio defend the sanctions when not even people supporting him helped him hold off Trump. Hell – Donald should announce the new “Trump Habana” tonight.
Speaking of crazy, Trump picked Jeff Sessions of Alabama to be his key foreign policy advisor. I can’t wait to see the positions on key issues. Syrian refugees? ROLL TIDE! ISIS? ROLL TIDE! Illegal immigration? BURN DOWN AUBURN!
Well, enough talk,
The games! (All times eastern)
NHL: (4 games total)
- Panthers @ Rangers – 7:00
- Flyers @ Islanders – 7:00
- Kings @ Predators – 8:00
NBA: (9 games total)
- Spurs @ Hornets – 7:00
- Magic @ Celtics – 7:30
- Warriors @ T-Wolves – 8:00
Finally, don’t forget that there’s a new “Better Call Saul” tonight. NO SPOILERS!
Brussels’ airport now declaring it’s closed; flights being diverted.
Belgium has now raised it’s alert level to the highest it’s been since World War II.
Now there are UNCONFIRMED reports of a blast on the Brussels Metro line, near the EU HQ. These are unconfirmed.
Well, shit.
https://twitter.com/Paulenwitteman/status/712193459105484800
It’s confirmed this morning. About 30 dead in all between the two attacks.
I think I’ve actually ridden the train the passes through that station in Brussels. I know I’ve been to the area where all the EU offices are.
Fuck.
Media is now comparing Trump to Joker. I believe they’re run out of strong taeks.
It’s hard to be snarky and dismissive constantly for an entire presidential election cycle.
However, the epithet game of mane remains strong. My favorite for Trump thus far has been “tragically unfinished muppet.”
Just as I was about to close it up, reports from Brussels, Belgium of multiple explosions at the airport. Nothing confirmed, but reports of multiple casualties.
Portland, everybody.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Yo0MGR2kmA
Welp – that’s it for me. G’night.
Nerrrrrrds!
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It was suggested to me that I go back to volunteering for a political campaign, namely the one for the Democratic presidential candidate I don’t support who is almost certainly to be elected. This is why I was happy not to get involved in this stupid shit when I moved to Oregon.
Oh, the thing about going through the NM firm directories was that if I had graduated from UNM in 2005, I could be something bigger than the nothing I am now. I have classmates who are now shareholder partners or legislators or judges; there’s a guy who graduated the year before me who was elected and re-elected and got term-limited out of office it’s been so long.
Fuck ’em. Find your niche.
Thanks to balls for introducing me to Heather Thomas.
Are you familiar with her most famous work?
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So many camel toes she must own a ranch.
Oh, I didn’t realize that was her. I haven’t even thought about Fall Guy since the 90s.
It was a kick ass truck.
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Dickface cat is happy.
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Hopefully we didn’t lose any viewers this evening.
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Still present and accounted for.
[no one cares]
NOT TRUE!
I’m just not paying attention.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWz0JC7afNQ
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Gonna call it a night.
Between my internet screwing up and WordPress logging me off every 5-10 mins, it seems the universe is telling me to go the hell to bed already.
Nite gents.
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Crazy ex-girlfriend is nothing new……sweet dreams.
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How odd is it that I believe the sloth is real, but think that the hair is totally not….?
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I want to believe.
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Evening chaps. Good news, I found our cat! She was in our next door neighbor’s garage.
Damn Asians.
Damn. Asians.
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I’ve read that something like 80% of lost cats can be found within a half mile of home. Glad your’s is safe and back home!
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Best dick joke ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg-cug3vsPs
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Since this is imgur, I know it won’t post. NSFW:
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YOU JUST SAID IT!!!!
That’s a great movie, btw. One of the very first movies young Balls saw that had boobies.
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Man, Princess Peach got HOT.
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Just read the scroll…too late for me, save yourselves!
Doubly too late for me, too. I whacked off twice today, is what I’m trying to convey.
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Monday? Yeah…OK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V6XOtC9pv0
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Love this photo.
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A few Trump supporters for your enjoyment: Jon Voight, Gary Busey, Tila Tequila, and Dennis Rodman, and Scott Baio.
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That list does not surprise me at all.
Only one; I woulda thought Sachi was apolitical.
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And it ain’t Canadian humor unless something blows up. Blows up real good.
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Blow up?
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Yeah, I forced the lock…sorry.
/goes back into the storage locker
//15 minutes added
Still a joke/reference between WCS and his old man.
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