Your “Everybody’s Still Recovering” Monday Open Thread

I’m glad to see we all survived the weekend. Myself, on Friday I organized a pub crawl of some fine craft breweries before the final WHL game of the season – and possibly forever – in Vancouver. I Instagrammed the evening to allow my wife to observe that I wasn’t actually at peeler bars, and well as to remember the route in case I lost something. Then, to atone, it was relatives and cleaning all weekend, so I got to put my bracket in the bin next to some old Economist magazines.

There is no way in hell Gawker is going to have to pay out $140 million. I’m given to assume Florida is one of those states where juries go, “FUCK THE MAN!” and then it gets reduced on appeal?

Well, if he does get to keep it, maybe he can invest in some Cuban hotels once Obama lifts the embargo. It’s so cute to hear Marco Rubio defend the sanctions when not even people supporting him helped him hold off Trump. Hell – Donald should announce the new “Trump Habana” tonight.

Speaking of crazy, Trump picked Jeff Sessions of Alabama to be his key foreign policy advisor. I can’t wait to see the positions on key issues. Syrian refugees? ROLL TIDE! ISIS? ROLL TIDE! Illegal immigration? BURN DOWN AUBURN!

Well, enough talk,

The games! (All times eastern)

NHL:  (4 games total)

  • Panthers @ Rangers – 7:00
  • Flyers @ Islanders – 7:00
  • Kings @ Predators – 8:00

NBA: (9 games total)

  • Spurs @ Hornets – 7:00
  • Magic @ Celtics – 7:30
  • Warriors @ T-Wolves – 8:00

Finally, don’t forget that there’s a new “Better Call Saul” tonight. NO SPOILERS!

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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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WCS

Brussels’ airport now declaring it’s closed; flights being diverted.

WCS

Belgium has now raised it’s alert level to the highest it’s been since World War II.

WCS

Now there are UNCONFIRMED reports of a blast on the Brussels Metro line, near the EU HQ. These are unconfirmed.

WCS
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It’s confirmed this morning. About 30 dead in all between the two attacks.

I think I’ve actually ridden the train the passes through that station in Brussels. I know I’ve been to the area where all the EU offices are.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Fuck.

Wakezilla

Media is now comparing Trump to Joker. I believe they’re run out of strong taeks.

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It’s hard to be snarky and dismissive constantly for an entire presidential election cycle.

However, the epithet game of mane remains strong. My favorite for Trump thus far has been “tragically unfinished muppet.”

WCS

Just as I was about to close it up, reports from Brussels, Belgium of multiple explosions at the airport. Nothing confirmed, but reports of multiple casualties.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

It was suggested to me that I go back to volunteering for a political campaign, namely the one for the Democratic presidential candidate I don’t support who is almost certainly to be elected. This is why I was happy not to get involved in this stupid shit when I moved to Oregon.

Unsurprised

Oh, the thing about going through the NM firm directories was that if I had graduated from UNM in 2005, I could be something bigger than the nothing I am now. I have classmates who are now shareholder partners or legislators or judges; there’s a guy who graduated the year before me who was elected and re-elected and got term-limited out of office it’s been so long.

Unsurprised

Thanks to balls for introducing me to Heather Thomas.
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Unsurprised

So many camel toes she must own a ranch.

Unsurprised

Oh, I didn’t realize that was her. I haven’t even thought about Fall Guy since the 90s.

Unsurprised
WCS

WCS

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WCS

Still present and accounted for.

[no one cares]

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Gonna call it a night.
Between my internet screwing up and WordPress logging me off every 5-10 mins, it seems the universe is telling me to go the hell to bed already.
Nite gents.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

How odd is it that I believe the sloth is real, but think that the hair is totally not….?

Senor Weaselo

Evening chaps. Good news, I found our cat! She was in our next door neighbor’s garage.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Damn Asians.

WCS

http://38.media.tumblr.com/705ea963e93e60c58c4027576479bedb/tumblr_nlhf3cMyK61svecmko1_500.gif

I’ve read that something like 80% of lost cats can be found within a half mile of home. Glad your’s is safe and back home!

Unsurprised

Best dick joke ever.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Since this is imgur, I know it won’t post. NSFW:
http://i.imgur.com/vZhikqL.gif

theeWeeBabySeamus

YOU JUST SAID IT!!!!

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s a great movie, btw. One of the very first movies young Balls saw that had boobies.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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WCS

Man, Princess Peach got HOT.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Just read the scroll…too late for me, save yourselves!

WCS

Doubly too late for me, too. I whacked off twice today, is what I’m trying to convey.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Monday? Yeah…OK.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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A few Trump supporters for your enjoyment: Jon Voight, Gary Busey, Tila Tequila, and Dennis Rodman, and Scott Baio.

ballsofsteelandfury

That list does not surprise me at all.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Only one; I woulda thought Sachi was apolitical.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqav2d7j8J1qz7t0xo1_1280.png

WCS

And it ain’t Canadian humor unless something blows up. Blows up real good.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Blow up?
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theeWeeBabySeamus

http://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/0f0f494a-28da-446b-8a0a-68d4722f9b96/2c960118-0893-48d6-b12f-a6d274e43029.gif
Yeah, I forced the lock…sorry.
/goes back into the storage locker
//15 minutes added

WCS

Still a joke/reference between WCS and his old man.

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