Basketball Finally Ends – Pray to This Man

#2MW Villanova vs. #1E U*NC (9:19, TBS)

In a new twist on Catholics vs. Convicts (the Holes aren’t in NCAA jail yet, but that’s mostly because they confessed to EVEN MOAR SHIT to keep the university/athletic department-wide investigation going until Ol’ Roy could wrap up his precious title run), you get tonight’s “Hot Bowl of Ass” matchup. Nova shot somewhere in the neighborhood of 99.9% on Saturday night in decapitating Oklahoma, so you can figure out what the law of averages has to say about tonight’s fixture.

In other obvious news, I HATE EVERYTHING.

I would give up and just go to sleep, but I also have to pick my kid up at the airport around 12:45am. What a fucking Monday.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Wakezilla and WakeMoose were struck by the Wake bug.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Aixelsyd sah draobyek: GNIKAERB

Wakezilla

Seeing how must people seem to not care about the Panama Papers, I think news folk should play this song before getting into the information to get more people invested in learning about the Panama Papers:

https://youtu.be/w-NshzYK9y0

Wakezilla

#bringbacktheeditbutton

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I thought this was a pretty good overview. This will need a book for all the data and fallout. I would expect the author to be murdered.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/04/04/472985787/heres-what-you-need-to-know-so-far-about-panama-papers

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Wired says that the 2.6-terabyte leak includes:

“… emails, contracts, transcriptions and scanned documents. In total, the leak contains: 4.8 million emails, three million database entries, two million PDFs, one million images and 320,000 text documents.

montythisseemsstrangetome

including the colonel’s secret recipe of eleven herbs and spices?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Jimmy Hoffa coordinates?

Wakezilla

She needs to work on her hip flexor if this is how far she can stretch. SMH

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Beerguyrob

I hope this is how Roy Williams feels for the next 6 months:

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Wakezilla

Popeye is the Walking Dead writers and Bluto is the Walking Dead fans

Beerguyrob
Croooow

If anyone’s interested: Jim Valvano will be on Antenna TV’s Johnny Carson rerun.

Beerguyrob

Seems appropriate.

Unsurprised

Congratulations to the Nova fans and Carolina haters.

I don’t have anything to add except this great photo from my brother.
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Covalent Blonde

Your brother looks quite pretty

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

HEEEEEEEEEEEEYO!

Beerguyrob

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