Basketball Finally Ends – Pray to This Man

#2MW Villanova vs. #1E U*NC (9:19, TBS)

In a new twist on Catholics vs. Convicts (the Holes aren’t in NCAA jail yet, but that’s mostly because they confessed to EVEN MOAR SHIT to keep the university/athletic department-wide investigation going until Ol’ Roy could wrap up his precious title run), you get tonight’s “Hot Bowl of Ass” matchup. Nova shot somewhere in the neighborhood of 99.9% on Saturday night in decapitating Oklahoma, so you can figure out what the law of averages has to say about tonight’s fixture.

In other obvious news, I HATE EVERYTHING.

I would give up and just go to sleep, but I also have to pick my kid up at the airport around 12:45am. What a fucking Monday.