#2MW Villanova vs. #1E U*NC (9:19, TBS)
In a new twist on Catholics vs. Convicts (the Holes aren’t in NCAA jail yet, but that’s mostly because they confessed to EVEN MOAR SHIT to keep the university/athletic department-wide investigation going until Ol’ Roy could wrap up his precious title run), you get tonight’s “Hot Bowl of Ass” matchup. Nova shot somewhere in the neighborhood of 99.9% on Saturday night in decapitating Oklahoma, so you can figure out what the law of averages has to say about tonight’s fixture.
In other obvious news, I HATE EVERYTHING.
I would give up and just go to sleep, but I also have to pick my kid up at the airport around 12:45am. What a fucking Monday.
What the fuck?!
ALL THE SHOTS
WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THERE IT IS!!!!!!!!
oh fuck no
“Let’s turn our attention to what Villanova’s going to do in the last 4.7 seconds.”
Based on what I’ve seen Jay Wright do so far I’d guess they’re going to punt.
Welp, way to shut me the fuck up Jay.
That sound you just heard was Angelo Cataldi’s aortic aneurysm rupturing.
Jordan so wants to squander a first round draft pick right now.
FUCK MICHAEL JORDAN
Holy shit! Tie game
god fucking shit it all
lolz
You gotta be shitting me!
Are you fucking kidding me?
Holy shit, what a shot.
There is no god.
lucky bunch of horse pricks
Holy piss.
What in the shit was that shot? And how did it go in?
I turned on the game for the end of it, they wasted like 15 seconds there for no reason.
no fucking way
what in the what
GAHHHHHHHHHH SEVEN NATION ARMY
If UNC doesn’t win this thing it’s not going to be because ‘Nova wasn’t trying to give it to them.
Good, the loss will hurt EVEN MOAR
HOLD THE BALL, BOOTH, YOU DUMB ASSHOLE
That is a YUUUUUUUUUGE bail-out for ‘Nova.
Michaelsian!
Meh, Carolina is going to be stripped of this title anyway.
Go Heels.
What the hell good is an Extra Drinking Period to me tonight?
Jay Wright calls a time-out right at the same time Andy Reid would have.
What a bunch of chucklefucks.
Hey, that was a really nice entry pass to….NO FUCKING BODY.
I haven’t kept up with Better Call Saul this year. I have a what sounds like good marathon ready when I do catch up.
Son of a fuck….goddammit ‘Nova.
Oh hey. Forgot this game was a thing. Go Nova.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYJGt67Mwmo
Ah, I do like some Lovecraftian Metallica
Two more minutes until I don’t have to listen to Jim Nantz for four months.
Clearly not a Masters fan.
The only acceptable reason to watch the last two minutes of any basketball game is if you’re a free throw fetishist. Caring about the outcome is not good enough.
Choke much, Nova? Godfuckingdamnit
I’m so torn between wanting the Shitheels to lose and wanting Archie SanGiacomo there to lose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwPRC2xJrE0
I by accident saw Blindspot is a Gero/Berlanti production just catching the credits as I went out for a cig. Both have produced much better shows. It is a network show so I shouldn’t expect much, but Berlanti tries on his CW shows at least
I was hoping for better when I finished Mike’s murder hose TV time.
Mike is somehow going to cause Hector’s stroke. Initially, I thought Mike would rig something to fill Tio’s car with exhaust, causing the stroke, now, not so sure. Either way, he obviously loathes the Salamancas, which explains why he hooks up with Gus. Hell, doing Tio might put Mike on Gus’s map.
Jimmy and his two jackets can all go fuck themselves.
SERIOUSLY FUCK THAT GUY
It’s almost as if Axe doesn’t want me as a customer or something!
Christ I left to put the puppy out to pee for two minutes. The fuck ‘Nova?
They had possession, coulda gone up 12 or 13. Instead took a dumb shot and fouled on the rebound. Heels hit both freebies to cut it to 8, get momentum, and here we are.
Evening all, is there a basketball game being played tonight
Nice, Nova!
Damn…’Nova gon’ make me sweat this out.
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goddammit Sill
My bracket is in the bottom 1% on ESPN. I’m perversely proud.
Wooden Spoon approved!
Wow.
It takes some next level misunderstanding of everything to do with the basketingballing to achieve that level of wrong.
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It’s not like I didn’t complete the bracket, either! I just completed it based on criteria with no correlation to winning basketball games!
At least you’re not the guy with the perfect Final Four who forgot to pick a champion.
Not really buying Eddie Redmayne as a Villanova basketball player, guys.
And, yet, he’ll still get an Oscar nom for it.
But he’ll get an automatic nomination for best actor…
I’d say to get your own material, but, you’re way funnier than I am.
Mike has terrible taste in TV.
Of course he does, he’s 100.
I wouldn’t want to get on his bad side, though.
Sorry…I had several leftovers that never got used when I was on that tangent a couple weeks ago.
If ‘Nova can manage to not blow this, I seriously might have to adopt them as my new favorite non-wolven team.
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