#2MW Villanova vs. #1E U*NC (9:19, TBS)
In a new twist on Catholics vs. Convicts (the Holes aren’t in NCAA jail yet, but that’s mostly because they confessed to EVEN MOAR SHIT to keep the university/athletic department-wide investigation going until Ol’ Roy could wrap up his precious title run), you get tonight’s “Hot Bowl of Ass” matchup. Nova shot somewhere in the neighborhood of 99.9% on Saturday night in decapitating Oklahoma, so you can figure out what the law of averages has to say about tonight’s fixture.
In other obvious news, I HATE EVERYTHING.
I would give up and just go to sleep, but I also have to pick my kid up at the airport around 12:45am. What a fucking Monday.
The founders named the university Nova without realizing the difficulties this would present for marketing the school to students in Mexico, where the name means “doesn’t go.”
I don’t know about you, but I want my Villa to stay where I park it!
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Shit yeah…It’s a lot harder with no ACC officiating to bail you out, eh? Fuck you, Heels.
nova…Nova….NOVA!!!!!
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Better Call Saul…so much cute. So sad we all know how shit ends.
That’s my biggest problem with the show, which I do like. You can’t root for anyone because you know nothing is going to end well.
I dunno…Cinnabon is a pretty “sweet” gig.
In the below article there’s a transcript in which Roy ‘I’m gonna retire for unspecified ‘health’ reasons right before the NCAA ban hammer comes down’ Williams says that he has to tell his players what moccasins are and how long a “moon” is. While I know it’s tongue in cheek I’d maybe rethink telling reporters that I have to explain basic concepts to my players when my school has a well-known and well-deserved reputation for academic fraud.
http://awfulannouncing.com/2016/roy-williams-season-long-media-feud-suggests-hes-not-a-hell-of-a-lot-smarter.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=roy-williams-season-long-media-feud-suggests-hes-not-a-hell-of-a-lot-smarter
Dammit ‘Nova….it’s gonna suck (more than usual) around here for the next several months if you don’t get yo shit togethah!!!!!!!
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Sadly, this WILL likely be the scene at the home of my white trash family members who are U*NC fans (did NOT attend the school….there is a basis in fact for most stereotypes).
If they do, Angelo Cataldi (Philly sports equivalent of Jim Rome) will spend all day tomorrow on how Villanova let down the Philadelphia sports media.
Yes, he really did that in 2013 after La Salle lost in the Sweet 16.
A military program I can fully support.
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Is that from “No Time for Sergeants”?
Can’t find it now; I think it was an older movie.
I don’t know if that new TBS show The Detour will ultimately be any good or not (though it does look to have potential). But for some reason have already set the DVR to be sure not to miss it….now, why did I do that again?
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Inorite????
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Reward if found. Answers to Лайка.
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Is this it?
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Lost at a slightly higher elevation.
HAHAHAHAHA I’M MAD WITH POWER! I’VE FINALLY FOUND IT!! THE GIF OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD!!
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Oh yes. That gets the Escher Award. An Eschy?
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Halftime brought to you by my U*NC hatred.
(totally NSFW, btw)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RLDZaWN8b4
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Might be time to get Cousin It neutered.
He’s on FIRE, people. FIRE!
Or would you have to get It spayed?
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Chicago is not a Trump friendly town, it’s pretty awesome.
“Fuck your Hair”?
That’s an… interesting way to protest…
The backstory : 5 Rabbit Cerveceria pulled their beer from the bar located in the Trump Tower after Trump’s comments about how Mexicans are all rapists. They renamed the beer and distributed the kegs around the city.
I still don’t understand how “Fuck Your Hair” is a good insult.
http://goodbeerhunting.com/gbh-hype/2015/6/29/5-rabbit-cerveceria-dumps-trump-gives-beer-a-new-name
This sorta explains it.
The brewery’s called Good Beer Hunting. Methinks bon mots is not their forte.
/adjusting monocle
http://www.npr.org/2016/04/04/472929173/union-representing-16-000-border-agents-endorses-trump
Does anyone know who “mother of red dragon” on our ESPN Tourney Challenge group is? I think it’s Upstate Underdog, but I’m not 100% sure.
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Thing is I got in trouble.
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Moose getting head….Whatchoo complaining about?
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Shoulda tapped her on the shoulder.
I walked by Weiner’s Circle this morning and they’ve instituted a new menu dedicated to Trump featuring 3 inch hot dogs.
How’s the Favre Dog?
There is a picture of it on the website.
If I had a nickel for every guy that told me to click on a website to see a hot dog…
fucking furries
switching to el beisbol. FUCK YOU, UNIVERSE
I just flipped to the Dodgers game. Sweet Jesus I thought my boys has a good day, stupid magic johnson and his straight injections of cash into his veins.
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I wonder how much money Michael Jordan has lost gambling so far today.
Why should he care? Mafia can’t kill his father twice.
That is goooood.
That should be banner quote material
Indeed. Gotta include both for context but in this case I say go for it.
whine, whine, whine, bitch, bitch, bitch
THE CAROLINA WAY
My fake online university will also offer graduate classes :
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So they can feel through tight spaces, especially in the dark.
This is going to all fall apart when the sun shines through a window.
I have made at least two dozen inquiries to Rob Lowe about The Christmas Shoes, and none have been answered.
How many from outside his house?
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Sometime during the Nixon Administration, I think.
Playoff smoothies, halle-fucking-lujah.
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It’s going to take forever to open those floodgates.
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Everybody knows the Ladies love the boat cars.
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Now there’s a change: A dagger from the Hart.
I’m too sick to drink during this thing, help
Step One: Go to doctor.
Step Two: Acquire Tussionex Prescription.
Sincerely, your friendly neighbourhood quack
THIS MAN NEEDS MDMA, STAT
Whenever I get around to creating my fake, online university, I should make sure it has some sports teams.
Go Dumples!
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You should be able to get a bachelor’s in cat memes. WHY THE FUCK NAWT?
I think the accreditation is fairly simple.
Already hired a ‘professor’
Isn’t that already the Tar Heels?
Yes, I had a productive day at work.
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I swear to holy fuck (and the new cool Pope) those unis look black to me. Color deficiency WOO!!
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What is “Moose’s personal heaven, Alex?”
Gots to load yur own ammo tho; that shit spensive off the shelf.
I can’t be the only one who’s bailing on this for Saul, right?
Once my DVR gets 10 mins in and assuming the Holes are ahead, you’ll have imaginary, pill-addled company.
Ditto.
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Nighttime coffee (with honey, fuck it, will splurge with teh calories) in NC State mug to ward off the juju. LET’S HATE WATCH SOME BASKETBALL. WE ARE ALL CATHOLIC TONIGHT WHICH IS NICE BECAUSE “CATHOLIC” IS S’POSED TO MEAN UNIVERSAL AND ALSO FUCK CAROLINA AND FUCK OL’ ROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TWAS NO ORDINARY BUNNY!
JOYSUS CHRIST!!!!
Anyone know the names of these fake classes available at UNC? I gotta say I took Rocks for Jocks, and Theory of Coaching in my 1st year of uni, and those were pretty easy.
Igneous, Sedimentary, Metamorphic! Still got it.
You now qualify for at least a masters at U*NC. Could probably run the department.
For the record, most of the fakery was in Swahili and African-American studies. You better believe it was set up that way to make it harder to scrutinize, and they’ve been allowed to skate on just how cynical and racist as fuck that aspect of the scandal is.
But, but….Dean Smith was a pioneer in race relations. He even took a black kid to church once.
-Local pro-UNC media types
WHO CARES
This is going to suck.
Five time Nat’l Champions my goddamned ass!!! Cheated for (at least) two of them…if there’s a god this will be demonstrated publicly soon enough.
AND ONE WAS AWARDED BY A GODDAMNED BAKERY AFTER THE FACT!!!!!!
Look that shit up…I’m am not kidding.
Via The Onion:
http://www.theonion.com/article/frustrated-unc-student-too-busy-studying-players-t-52684
God, is it me or has the first 2 months of the footbaw offseason just dragged along?
It’s NAWT just you.
Once teh hawkey is over, the real pain begins.
Love that they haven’t destroyed the Astrodome yet.
This is going to be a blow out isn’t it?
The hate from Seamus is already palpable; Hippo is passed out, face down in the kitchen, with an empty bottle of Lortabs nearby, and a large pile of pill residue on the counter.
I paced myself. Two big rain delays in B’more helped me to get a nap and not drink myself into a stupor before sundown.
And O’s even managed to do a good.
First Place Tie bitches (until tomorrow probably).
Bryce Harper wearing the “make baseball fun again” hat is great hustle.
“One Shining Moment” can suck my balls. Back when REAL teams won Nat’l Championships, this was the post-game/tourney highlight reel muzak.
(I’m not making this up…in ’83, this was the music used…I have VHS quality video proof in a box somewhere in the attic)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxlpfsp2-yY
Meh, I’m gonna go take a hot bath instead, enjoy the basketballing. Because I am a crazy person, I’ve started walking the 5.2 miles to work once or twice a week. It was colder than anticipated today, and sitting still doing computer stuff didn’t exactly warm me up.
So, if the Shitheels win, will we at least the added benefit of watching both Hippo and Seamus developing stomach ulcers live?
I have removed all live ammunition from all firearms in the house.
I am NOT making that mistake again, and the cat is pleased about this.
I hope Stone Cold shows up and beats the crap outta everyone.
WIP was extra saucy today, wanting to talk ‘Nova, but having to cede to Phillies coverage.