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Gratliff

Best part is those bracelets were fucking awesome and they’ll never give them out again after this shit

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Snider lives on!

Spur

This Angry Birds-NBA advertising is awful

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I’ve heard different arguments as to how to increase scoring in hockey, and I must admit, I like the idea of the two minute major coming back.

Gratliff

Oh man, the taeks are gonna come from all sides

Sill Bimmons

THROW MOAR STUFF

theeWeeBabySeamus

Let’s just hope to fuck that Santa doesn’t show up.

JustStopDude

Ice colored wrist bands…not the best idea…

Should have gone with the “Granite Rock” fan give away…

JustStopDude

Phily riot?

herodotus450

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Sill Bimmons

FORFEIT FORFEIT FORFEIT

Spur

Mark Cuban is great. Give him an NFL team.

Sill Bimmons

Give him the NFL.

theeWeeBabySeamus

You stay Klassy, White.

Sill Bimmons

Dude is filth.

Gratliff

Orlov’s dead

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oughta be. At the very least I bet that helmet is shot to shit.

Gratliff

And he doesn’t even go to the back because playoffs = lol concussions

Sill Bimmons

#FirstestFirstWorldProblem

http://triblive.com/sports/robrossi/10321397-74/xxx-games-paying

“Maybe I’m making a big deal over nothing.

Or maybe paying customers are being done dirty by leagues that have traded catering to fans for bowing before TV executives.

Sadly, you probably can’t do anything to make life easier whether you’re a paying customer who loves to take in pro football, pro baseball or pro hockey.”

How will they ever find the strength to carry on?

http://www.cynthiabenge.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/courage-400×400.png

Moonbatting Average

I may have become a hockey convert. The Ice Jets (Ice Mets?) vs Ice Dolphins game last night was so great

herodotus450

Join us! As our numbers grow we might be able to explain why every 6th man role player in the NBA makes twice as much as the highest paid skater in the NHL

Sill Bimmons

YOU HAD ONE JOB FLYERS

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Gratliff

Here’s hoping the Caps regress into a fucking wall next round

Sill Bimmons

Holtby just can’t keep this up.

King Hippo

So did el beisbol Cardinals, and they can’t even hit John Goddamned Lackey.

This makes Hippo angrily go to bed at 9:30.

Redshirt

I found something to replace the always unreliable meteor the next time the Patriots play.

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Spur

I can see Gronk as a brony.

Gratliff

Season over.

theeWeeBabySeamus

You have my sincere condolences in spite of my happiness from the opposite side.

Spur

Chuck, Ernie and Kenny need to have a podcast on weekly news stories. I could listen to them for hours. Shaq can appear once a month.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Apparently they are not broadcasting hockey on NBC so instead I am watching The A Team.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This episode has Sergeant Taggart from Beverly Hills Cop playing a bad guy!

Spur

The recent movie or the old TV show?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Old tv show.

Spur

Dirk Diggler is NASTY
https://streamable.com/e45w

theeWeeBabySeamus

Holy shit…that goal was fucked up.
But….yay. Thought they were gonna waste the advantage.
http://www.sharegif.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/02/a/alison-brie-gif-32.gif

Spur

Does anybody in OKC know how to clean a floor?

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Jeff Dahmer had his techniques.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah, but he’s not too big on mops anymore I suspect.

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Some Scarvers never heal.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Zing!!!!!!
Nicely play, Sir.

King Hippo

Timothy McVeigh?

Gratliff

I hate hockey. Fuck hockey.

Spur

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I’ll preface this beforehand, Bure got nothing for this. No games, no penalty; hockey was a wee bit different in ’94.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZCuZ5UWEV0

Gratliff

Intermissions that involve Bullet Club beating up Ronan Reigns are the best intermissions.

Spur

So..did everyone file their taxes/extensions?

Old School Zero

I paid Trent Green to file mine. I hope he remembered.

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THIS OLD SCHOOL ZERO, I CALL HIM A SCIENTOLOGIST BECAUSE HE’S GONNA GET AUDITED.

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IRS is going to go clear on him!

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Wesley Snipes had a good price so I had him do it.

Spur

Evening Ladies and Gents. FUCK OKC!

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From now on I am calling them Drew Doughnuts and Tyler Toffee.

Sill Bimmons
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Drew doughnuts” was the kindergarten teacher’s answer when Mrs. Reid asked what her son had done instead of completing his math assignment.

Spur
JustStopDude
Old School Zero

So does Rex Ryan support building a wall near Toronto?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

No, when it comes to municipal projects Rex has only ever advocated for footpaths.

Sill Bimmons

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Moonbatting Average

Ice Cowboys!

Moonbatting Average

(This is not an endorsement of the football Cowboys)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Fun fact: “Ice Cowboy” is Todd Marinovich’s nickname for his crystal methamphetamine dealer.

Sill Bimmons

Roenick just said that the effects of repeated head injuries can “magnetize.”

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/112/039/Bill.jpg

theeWeeBabySeamus
Redshirt

“Well, let’s check out the NBA playoff game everyone is talk about…AH, THE WHITE! I’M BLIND!”

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So Phillies-Mets and Flyers-Caps on the same complex.

Antonio from Manayunk is gonna key a shit-ton of cars tonight.

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No one talks on hockey broadcasts more than him. That on-ice guy is distracting at the best of times and then I hear “Well Claude Giroux did this in Gatineau in junior…”zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Gratliff

“Mike Richards! /fapping sounds”

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Oddly, I want to meet this woman but I’m afraid she’ll concuss me with a beer glass.

Sill Bimmons

Philadelphia: The only city in the US where “glass” is a verb.

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She looks like a tampon thrower with a little in her.

I want to marry her.

Sill Bimmons

His name ain’t Antonio and he ain’t from Manayunk.

He’s Antny from Oregon Ave you stupid Mick.

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dont be a dirt

theeWeeBabySeamus

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JustStopDude

http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/nhl/blog/012413_flyingv.jpg

This Caps-Flyers game needs more “Flying V” formation…

Redshirt

Actual conversation at work.

“Hey, Redshirt, can you stay after. We waiting on something important to arrive.”
“I guess. When is it going to arrive?”
“I don’t know.”
“When did you find out we needed it.”
“This morning.”
“Aren’t you supposed to keep track of it.”
“I guess.”

And that’s why I worked a 12 hour day spending 3 hours wondering exactly where my life went wrong.

Doktor Zymm

I’ve spent a good amount of time outside the last couple days, and while I remembered sun block for my face, I managed to get a mild sunburn around my neckline. No regrets.

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Are you a peeler?

Doktor Zymm

This is just a mild burn, I only peel on the rare occasions I get a severe sun burn.

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I’m uncut so I have to peel for everyone in Toronto!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Okay, that’s funny.

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Aww yeah…

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My ascii dancing man did not turn out as I had planned.

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An ESPN mic has already caught two people calling Jason Heyward a you know what on his return to St. Louis.

#BestFans

Sill Bimmons
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“Ozzie Smith on Growth Hormone”

Gratliff

It’s getting violent in Philly

WCS

“Getting”?

scotchnaut

Helen Mirren is a gem.

Gratliff

Guh.

litre_cola

How are things this evening internet friends?

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Every time I see a picture of Ted Cruz with his mouth open, I expect to hear an awful, ear-puncturing scream emitting from his Cruz hole.

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I have a blog, you may like it:

http://shitvivantales.blogspot.com/

Don T

Could do without the whore shaming. Otherwise, great stuff.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I have a bigger problem with slut shaming than I do with whore shaming, primarily because I am a forward-thinking guy and support the evolution of the “sharing economy” that sluts represent.

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Defensive Back Mike Wallace

http://deadspin.com/nearly-perfect-an-unremarkable-november-finals-preview-1768900471

“Hey, speaking of which, let’s talk about those Finals. Which is to say, let’s talk about how much George Karl—who in the present day just got himself run out of Sacramento—sucks.”

Oooooooh shit! I know where this is going!

http://rs402.pbsrc.com/albums/pp105/patti49/MICHAEL%20JACKSON/thriller19xo.gif~c200

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Goddamn it
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scotchnaut

My CSB George Karl Story-

He was a counselor at my basketball camp way back when he was an assistant with the Spurs. As my coach in our little league he called me out for making a clean-behind-the-back block in a last-second situation. THAT WAS LOUSY POSITIONING, SCOTCHNAUT!

Me: We won the game!

GK: I don’t care-if you want to play on my team you play in front of the player at ALL TIMES!

He said to all of us during a Q and A that the star of the team that he was helping to coach was a coke addict.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace
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I mean, why not ignore the fact that Boogie Cousins is an un-coachable, moody asshole?

Truly, fuck Deadspin.

Are we counting the decision to rain delay the clinching victory in world series? If so, probably peace thing

scotchnaut

tl;dr

/try to tighten in up in the future, ok?

scotchnaut

*it

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Angry little bears vs. baseball Cardinals tonight. I, for one, hope the fine people of St. Louis choke on their T-Ravs.

Moonbatting Average

The Ice Cowboys (née Ice Vikings) are gonna have their hands full tonight with the current Ice Vikes

Gratliff

I’ve never heard a crowd be angry in unison at a non call like Philly was after that first Simmonds trip. That’s some quality harmony

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