I can do this…
I can do this…
/deep breath…
That was a pretty go–
FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS!!!
Dammit. I’ll take anybody but them. C’mon Blues. This emotion is just more proof that the only Canadians tuning into the playoffs are hate-watching the games.
Not much on the NFL front 6 days (SIX. DAYS!) before the draft. Speaking of hate-watch, I don’t even think AMC has “Draft Day” scheduled. God, that movie’s awful. I will watch “The Express” anytime, though. That’s a solid sports movie.
I’m not going to claim to understand the thought process his agents went through when they decided to use body sculptor Vickie Gates to bulk up Barkevious Mingo, but I’m certain it wasn’t found anywhere in the Flying J employee manual the Browns call a playbook. I guess LaRon Landry couldn’t clear his schedule. On the plus side for the Browns, she sure seems to know her stuff.
In other “wait, don’t copy the Browns!” news now the Chargers are talking about dealing their pick, #3 overall. We’re inside a week to the draft boys; there’s no surprises left. Just try to find the guy who can Jesus as hard as Marmalard and I’m sure it will all go swimmingly. Nice looking new stadium proposal, though.
And the Spanos’ only want the city & county to pick up $1.18 billion of the cost. What noble, impovrished millionaires they’ve turned out to be ever since the Rams RAMMED them and got sole privilege to LA.
LATE BREAKING UPDATE – Josh Norman has signed with the [*Redacted] s. Five years; $75 million.
Tonight’s sports action!
NHL: it could be a big night for eliminations, and I know a few Commentists are verrry interested.
- Flyers @ Capitals – 7:00 (Caps up 3-1)
- Islanders @ Panthers – 7:00 (tied 2-2)
- Wild @ Stars – 9:30 (Stars up 3-1)
- Sharks @ Kings – 10:30 (Sharks up 3-1)
NBA:
- Cavs @ Pistons – 7:00
- Hawks @ Celtics – 7:00
- Spurs @ Grizzlies – 9:30
Bellator 153: Koreshkov vs Henderson – 8:00 on SPIKE
The big Jon Jones UFC fight is tomorrow on PPV, but this should be a nice warm-up for that.
Otherwise, make sure to wake up nice & early for the footy thread, as Everton play Man U in one of two FA Cup semis on Saturday morning. GO TOFFEES!
The NFL can’t stop spreading bullshit.
Apt how Michelle looks like Jodie Foster in The Silence of the Lambs here.
I’m bored and somehow got wrangled into brunch tomorrow. I just want to crawl into a hole and die.
For yeah right
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https://youtu.be/IWWwM2wwMww
Class will reconvene tomorrow.
There is much to teach.
Buncha damn heathens making me want to masturbate!
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As K-Billy’s super sounds of the 80’s keeps on truckin’.
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I have a friend who has gone on a few “dates” with pornstars for an insane amount of money (Lordy, these women charge anywhere between 1500-2500/hr). Anywho, he sent me a link to his favorite site and it’s actually pretty, pretty sad to see what a lot of those retired pornstars look like, even if they’re a year or two removed. Drugs are a hell of a drug.
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I want to believe.
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She looks like she’s doing algebra in her head.
Zombie Mode
This was the one I was thinking of.
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Anyway, holy shit. $1,500/hr is ridiculous.
Seems cheap compared to the dick-stuck-in-crazy stories I caught up on from earlier in the thread.
What’s the old adage, “You’re paying them to leave.”
Oh. I should catch up.
Yes. It is.
I don’t think that means what she thinks it means.
How are there no SFW “shaking orgasm” gifs?
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My hair got caught in the breeze.
I ended up finding a bunch of pillow humping gifs, but I like this one.
We need a sound track,
a base line if you will.
I repeat myself when I’m distressed
I repeat myself.
Everything is rolling Sydney’s way. Every thing.
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Hey, Justice League: War is on. Or as I like to call it, the animated movie, or at the very least the first 20 minutes of a film that Zack Snyder should have gotten his film from.
Swans are looking like they are pulling a head of the game.
BvS cherry picked from like 30 different graphic novels/DC Crossover Events. There was a weird batshit genius to it, though I still think he’s a hack with a decent eye for dynamic visuals.
Yeah, they need someone to reign him in/keep him in check.
Thank you Sharks. That is all.
Anyone watching AFL? I am at a buddys “diaper party and put it in, the Sydney WC game is excellent.
Diaper party= Glenmoranigie d’Or
Yes – switched after the Kings-Sharks ended.
Was close, now the Swans are running things.
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That game finished ridiculous. West Coast seemed like they gave up.
Another Fun fact!
This album came out less than 6 months ago.
If you are a fan of the hard core crunchy industrial shit the music is still out there. You just have to search it out.
If it’s heavy, industrial and fierce I will find it.
Uncle Al still has his fingerprints all over this shit.
Oh my!
Hmm. Kind of looks like a shark.
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Put your penis away!
Carter: 2 points, Doughty: 2 points Kopitar: 3 points, Brown: 1 point, Toffolli: 1 point and John Quick was a sieve.
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That was essentially the GWG tonight
Sharks will get Dallas or Anaheim, unless the ridiculous happens.
I think they play the winner of Anaheim/Nashville, no matter what
Hmm…
To answer one of your earlier questions, the AFL game appears to be live, if I read the schedule correctly.
As much as I hate the LA Kings for screwing me in my pool, I hate Sportsnet’s Paul Romanuk more. In the last couple minutes, he has used a boxing, basketball and baseball analogy in this hockey game.
I think the Sharks fans here can finally, finally breathe a sigh of relief.
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BOOM! goes the dynamite.
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Holy bloody pee, the Sharks didn’t Shark.
Good idea: Take all of Dan Snyder’s money
Bad idea: While playing on a field that is less safe than a DMZ mine field.
Sophie’s Choice
In this case, I wish the Nazis did win.
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Holy balls Doughty has been terrible.
Ice Kiss pulling a page out of the Ice Broncos here.
He’s gripping the stick.
Quick pulled with 4:00 to go? BALLSY!
I DEMAND MOAR OVERTIME!!!