INT. NFL DRAFT GREEN ROOM – EVENING
A number of gifted athletes lounge around on couches. A cellphone rings.
MYLES JACK: [perks up, glances at phone, looks deflated]
EZEKIEL ELLIOT: [smiles at JACK, shrugs] Guess we got the same ring tone. [answers phone, hops up and exits the room. In the distance, a pair of pistols are heard firing]
A half hour later…
LAREMY TUNSIL: [exhales…let’s say “a sigh of relief”. Yeah, “exhales a huge sigh of relief”] WHEW! [departs]
Still later…
SHAQ LAWSON: [answers phone]
REX RYAN: [audible throughout the green room even though LAWSON is holding the phone to his ear] HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN’ FALLDOWN BOY? CAN’T BELIEVE YOU MADE IT TO US! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE ON STAGE, YOU’RE COMING TO BUFFALO!
SHAQ LAWSON: [grins, skips off to the podium]
An hour later…
VERNON BUTLER: [gets call, stands up, turns to mother] Finally! Wow, I thought I wasn’t gonna get taken until tomorrow. Sure would have been embarrassing to sit here this whole time and…[notices JACK]…um…[trails off]
Two hours later…
INNOCENT HONDURAN JANITOR: Todavía estás aquí?
MYLES JACK: [stands up, draws leg back to kick table, thinks better of it]
INNOCENT HONDURAN JANITOR: Mira el lado bueno – Cleveland elige primero mañana. Ellos necesitan un apoyador!
MYLES JACK: [weeps]
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For today’s Request Line, let’s show Myles Jack a little sympathy and let him know he’s not the only one who’s ever felt like he’s been passed over. This week’s theme: songs of isolation, exclusion, rejection, and unrequited love.
Wait, what’s this? Are we really getting this Request Line started off with a double shot? YOU’RE GODDAMNED RIGHT WE ARE!
Fleetwood Mac – Second Hand News
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6Fdm3-dnr0
I am easily influenced
Johnny Cash – Solitary Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OVHnWyDmdw
Also this
A bit abstract, but feel like it certainly fits the mood:
Dixie Chicks – You Were Mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttggMJeUAo4
Sorry about the sugary sappy-ness of this one but she’s a badass. Bonnie Raitt: I Can’t Make You Love Me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_SIfLzccbc
Check-out that stylish, early ’90s TV show set!?!?!
Never need to apologize for Bonnie Raitt
Link is broken but heres an Adele cover of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vfj-peP6a7o
Gorillaz – All Alone
Feel like this one fits here:
Maybe Sinatra could cheer him up?
Here’s to the Losers
Before people start talking about whats the most Sinatra song ever, stop, Because it is not what you are thinking unless you are thinking “Don’cha go away mad”. Because only Sinatra could sing a song about cheating on his girlfriend and make you think “He makes a great point”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TIcOW9O8Hw
90% of Pearl Jam songs could make this one, including the entire Binaural album. Here’s a sampling from across most of their catalog:
Breakerfall (Binaural)
I Got Id/Shit (EP)
Red Mosquito (No Code)
Blood (Vs.)
Johnny Guitar (Backspacer)
Why Go (Ten)
Cropduster (Riot Act)
Pilate (Yield)
Low Light (Yield/Live at the Garden)
Got damn, that’s a…
/Counts on fingers
Nona-shot!
What no Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town?
Wanted some deeper, more obscure tracks to get some much-deserved attention.
I will say “Footsteps” is probably one of my favorite Pearl Jam songs that doesnt get the recognition it deserves.
https://youtu.be/bHfDGBalOUE
Not obscure, but Black fits pretty perfectly.
Oh shit! I forgot one:
Paulina Rubio’s El Ultimo Adios. A great song to drink tequilla or whiskey to if your heart has been trampled on.
Also, this video has everything you’d expect from Brazzers:
The video start off focussing on a hot Latina, laying in her bed, petting her pussy and gets her fingers wet. Then not satisfied, she opens up her laptop and starts watching home video of her and her ex banging.
After that, she isn’t even watching the laptop and starts rolling around, with her eyes closed. After she’s satisfied she decides to go out to the club wearing skimpy clothes and gets surrounded by 4 guys who aren’t wearing much, either. Then the ex shows up, wathing Paulina with 2 guys and nods his head in approbal. Then his hot new girlfriend shows up and she watches, and then the ex and her go to another room to bang. Paulina gets upset about this, and leaves her mmmf party to find her ex and watch briefly to go back to her MMMF party with people watching.
But Swerve! She’s actually back in her bed, squirming around as her ex is on her laptop watching her. Which ipsets Paulina, so she goes to the club for realsies, this time taking a barely legal with her. The barely legal disappears, but Paulina gets surrounded by a bunch of dudes who grind up on her. Then it ends with Paulina and ex going home together after Paulina works the poll, because Latinas are fucking insane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNLU_A1d_60&list=PLY-2-EZRDTh3PDCEA7YnqQf41qUaW-p7n
Foar teh Hippo….
Tracy Lawrence – Can’t Break it to My Heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdowEoym0Cg
Tracy Lawrence – As Any Fool Can See
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B3SNGNh-b4
Tracy Lawrence – Paint Me A Birmingham
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7glI_rmZJv8
(fair warning….do NOT make fun of this last one)
Cant tell me this hasnt made Jack’s playlist yet (Actually I’d believe it)
I had it open more than once. I just have posted it too many times so I avoided doing so again. Excellent selection though.
Not a Double shot, but pick your poison.
Metallica:
Or OG Bob Seger
https://youtu.be/XAbY2cmEsS0
Everlast – What It’s Like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCZ1YteCv5M
I think I finally found the appropriate Myles Jack theme song after what happened last night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH7jFmSEe_Y
CTRL-F’d this and nothing came up, so…
The Police: Every Little Thing She Does is Magic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aENX1Sf3fgQ
Not trynna one up ya….but you stole the first of one of my double shots…..sooooo
The Police – I Can’t Stand Losing You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH0vjLwMyc4
Most of The Police’s catalog fit this request line surprisingly well!
Sting’s too!
http://jessedittmar.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Sting_03.jpg
Cntrl f doesnt work if we are already on the second page of comments
CTRL-F does work if I go to the second page.
It won’t work if there is no title/artist in the comment.
true apologies
Something a bit more contemporary… what it’s seven years old?
KD Lang – Constant Craving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXqPjx94YMg
you see the cage it called
I said “come on in”
I will not open myself up this way again
you will not see me crawl
see me struggle to stand
to be acknowlegded by the touch of this gnarled hand
you see the cage it called
I said “come on in”
I will not open myself up this way again
‘Bout damned time. Now I can flood you with depressing Country.
Most fitting song?
“Asking only workman’s wages
I come looking for a job,
But I get no offers,”
Fun fact for most my life i thought the line was
“By the Light, By the Li, Li, Li, Li Light”
Biz Markie’s Just a Friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg
No Doubt’s Don’t Speak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR3Vdo5etCQ
Shakira’s La Tortura. . . Which gets bonus marks for some Shakira belly dancing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsp_8Lm1eSk
Jojo’s Leave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggWyUEuGcWY
and the creme de la creme, BSB’s Quit playing games with my Heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug88HO2mg44
Alanis Morisette – You Oughta Know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPcyTyilmYY
Lets not forget one of the greatest videos ever made.
One of my all time fav songs and vids.
Hell even the dude from Slipknot/Stone Sour did a great cover of the song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cncoJB_C-m0
Shit, almost the whole Heart Shaped World album fits the bill. Great fucking record.
Foar Moose…bcuz I know he loves my eclectic tastes.
Kelly Clarkson – Since You Been Gone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7UrFYvl5TE
And bcuz I want this stuck in all your heads like it was in mine for at least 6 months a few years ago.
Cher Lloyd – I Want You Back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPgvNlrBfb0
http://65.media.tumblr.com/baee7a15ca1cf55e7830007b746aa102/tumblr_o6dxvqAbMu1qeus8jo1_1280.jpg
Another pick your poison Double Shot, by Pulp
Isolation – The Fear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxPu7XIX2Pc
The Friendzone! – Disco 2000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJS3xnD7Mus
2000? Shit. Also good song for the decrepitude Request Line
2000? 20
Puddle of Mudd – She Hates Me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbgT70vuyAQ
Puddle of Mudd – Blurry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im66_xLTZGM
Triple….
Offspring – Why Don’t You Get A Job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxSEW3sUitA
Offspring – She’s Got Issues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kenF3_77774
Offspring – Kristy Are You Doing Okay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AULaJdMPmIw
I try not to post songs from Wildflowers because it is probably my top high/drunk album while either happy/sad and I worry I mention it too much. I think it has been a couple months since I have posted any of them so I should be good and it fits the theme.
Tom Petty – Hard on me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtPvZ-bEm6U&feature=related
Tom Petty – Only a Broken Heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhhahTmbClg
Seven Mary Three – Cumbersome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjNn4bbbgSw
Since Don T’s got us headed in the “isolation” direction, here’s one in that vein:
“I’ve never seen them, eat. All they do is drink and snort drugs”.
Was Dig! magnificent or what?
I’ve not seen that, though now I think I must.
The White Stripes
I’m Lonely (but I Ain’t That Lonely Yet)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upkzGV8zag4
There’s No Home For You Here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEO6hYTsbns
Tough pickings between melancholy and rage
Ani Difranco- Two Little Girls
https://youtu.be/EMdZaSa7Mwg
Damn, I like a lot of her stuff but I don’t think I’ve heard that one before. Good pick man. I really like You Had Time to fit this category too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwUSIhCZpT4
This song hardly ever seems to get played on the radio, so I never got sick of it, and I hope I never do.
When I was young, a long time ago, they played the shit out of it; one of my top hated song of all time, MHOAT.
Sorry to hear that; I hate when that happens.
The lesbian version is SOOOOO much better, IMO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnEyb4F3Su8
On that note I should not have mentioned it, as it is subjective anyway.
I assume you’re talking about that scene in “Monster”? I dug it; it was a good use of the song.
No, because of the way she sings it, but I see what you mean.
Double from my future wife.
(Fuck you Russell Brand)
Katy Perry – Circle The Drain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqarXvTf_jU
Katy Perry – Hot N Cold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_FreDrOFd0
NEVER make me a mix tape.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/78a97fb371c81e8fd163abd94d26a1a7/tumblr_myr53bg8T31s1v3r1o4_250.gif
Then how shall I show my love for you?
Single Malt scotch.
Frankenstein Drag Queens from the Planet 13 double-shot:
I Don’t Wanna Be Your Friend
https://youtu.be/TmSPipmnomg
Rambo
https://youtu.be/LDwn4tFlWFY
Lyrics NSFW, so crank it up.
You homos gave up on double shots (giggity) way too early.
Hell I got double, triple, even one or maybe two double doubles in the queue.
Where the hell is Hippo????? I wanna stain his Country hating gray matter!!!!!!!
(hesitant giggity)
Phil Collins – Against All Odds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVjEcIANv1o
Phil Collins – I Don’t Care Anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6PNc9KN50M
As an insult “homo” is way out of vogue. It’s “cuck” now.
Apologies. I started drinking early today.
Nor did I intend it as an insult.
I mean….who among us hasn’t looked at that special penis and just….
/I should stop talking
That’s pretty gay.
http://45.media.tumblr.com/921c9111fd7f40836ce1a563bf0829b5/tumblr_mfwxh77But1qf5do9o1_400.gif
*Original meaning.
Smells like fish.
Back from when music videos were sometimes fun little movies:
I love the taste of Acid in the afternoon.
Rolling Stones – She’s So Cold
https://youtu.be/jo34VhfcetU
http://49.media.tumblr.com/8aea76ae6a93d41ee88be6a868a7162b/tumblr_myr53bg8T31s1v3r1o1_250.gif
Moving on to the topic of “exclusion”.
http://36.media.tumblr.com/de4e059601e7ba48519dbbcd4a90c07e/tumblr_n6ahtqiN671r5e698o1_500.jpg
Rick Springfield – “Jesse’s Girl”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYkbTyHXwbs
You are a horrible human being.
/may or may not be overcompensating bcuz I like the song
After the scene where it was used in Boogie Nights, I can’t *not* like it.
http://49.media.tumblr.com/c7790ff1498ab3ce4e1dfe26a362cb8d/tumblr_nilbp0VMT21tpmgf1o1_400.gif
http://45.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbtgdc6IUq1qcmk4ho3_250.gif
Camera Obscura- French Navy
https://youtu.be/O3CkfvYMCWM
Linkin Park – In The End
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
Grand Funk Railroad – I’m Your Captain/Closer to Home
https://youtu.be/g8MYsii4DZY
Fuckin’ weasels.
https://www.rt.com/news/341408-large-hadron-collider-weasel/
Biz Markie – Just A Friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg
What the shit Lana????
Reply fail.
http://49.media.tumblr.com/943b3d5389f137e7975d01734c6174a3/tumblr_nzshs5WFZd1qzn0kbo1_500.gif
http://45.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbtgdc6IUq1qcmk4ho4_250.gif
Cranberries – No Need to Argue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_37AVnrqG0
http://41.media.tumblr.com/2d3831eb296ce5e2c7580b5d1a757b6e/tumblr_nrxibru1we1qb5gkjo1_540.png
I can’t wait to tell my birding acquaintances that I’ve seen the rare Fozzbird.
That is a fucking beautiful comment.
http://49.media.tumblr.com/bd669805acb0aca8843df36689db2331/tumblr_o5l8neKMlV1qj42i0o1_400.gif
See, this is why I don’t trust birds.
You sound like a British Men’s Right’s Advocate.
That’s good.
Radiohead, How To Disappear Completely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAF8D0ugyVk
“I’m not here / This isn’t happening.”
http://36.media.tumblr.com/e3fe2f250b4a5a3ff1293635fe3837b5/tumblr_o69l02wzwe1qjnhqgo1_1280.jpg
Belle and Sebastian- Jonathan David
https://youtu.be/7TaHcNH9coE?t=1m7s
http://66.media.tumblr.com/dd8a59eae9105053f37fc875bc4f05fe/tumblr_njlpv5DrQf1u53ugpo1_1280.jpg
Not everything in Alabama is terrible:
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/dog-missing-10-years-found-in-alabama-returning-to-owner/ar-BBsqKtJ?ocid=ansmsnnews11
http://45.media.tumblr.com/ef539b98070eea157af7b06b65624612/tumblr_o5uby3ZbED1qzhjh2o1_400.gif
Some more Patsy Cline:
I Fall to Pieces – https://youtu.be/iuZTk1hdpMs
Walkin’ After Midnight – https://youtu.be/bsRNCvHXHHU
http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6atuzUlzQ1qzr8nao1_500.jpg
Another R.E.M.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWiBIrPMEWk
http://67.media.tumblr.com/212bb669860476fe2a128212e4e2793f/tumblr_mn8mliUzTY1qhi6rio1_1280.png