Your “That Was Fun – Got a Smoke?” Monday Open Thread

Well, did you get enough hot draft action in the last 96 hours? There were 7 full rounds of NFL pickings – including one very fun liveblog – and the sadness of the NHL draft lottery. Chicago, always a fun town, looked like it put on a pretty good show, and hopefully we might get a report on how all that went. The NHL draft lottery was just depressing, as all 7 Canadian franchises had sponsored draft parties at Boston Pizza – a reminder that with great failure comes shitty food, full-priced draft Buds, and a pathetic reason to wear the team jersey.

Lesser footy note: 5000-1

Lleicester on Twitter

Before we get to a DFO week of hyper-analyzing the draft, one important NFL note: Deebo’s back.

See? They play the Patriots in Pittsburgh on October 23rd. Pretty boy better tape those knees. Hopefully, the Stillers can add Bernard Pollard by then.

NFL Draft: Three days of NFL machinations led to 253 players being drafted, including your 2016 “Mr. Irrelevant“, Southern Mississippi Golden Eagles cornerback Kalan Reed. (USM Pro Day fact: he had a 41.5 inch vertical leap.) The honour of picking last was expected to be Denver’s, and they prepared for that fact by prepping a jersey. I’d hoped they would have taken Gronk’s brother, just as another F-U from last season. But Denver actually traded the pick to Tennessee in an exchange of 5th & 7th rounders on Saturday, so the guy who runs the prize had to do so with the right helmet, no player, and the wrong coloured jersey.

A fact the Titans quickly sorted out – too late for the stage, but in time for the kid’s victory party:

However, I think this will be his most important memento from the weekend.

Even if he never plays, he can still call “scoreboard”.

I vaguely recall picking a kicker in the draft contest, so screw you Tennessee. Anyway, good for him on achieving his dream, and I hope the kid has fun at his party. Might as well take whatever you’re offered in life, especially since it’s more than Maurice Clarett ever got. Find a list of all previous Misters here, and a top-20 ranking here.

One other, brief draft note: Doug Baldwin had a good reaction to the Hawks draft:

Seahawks GM Nobody is going to wear No. 24 NFL.com

I’m guessing he has no problem with anyone taking Percy Harvin’s #11.

NHL Draft: The Leafs “won” the first overall pick, but the big winner was Winnipeg, which got to move all the way up from 6th to 2nd. The big losers were the Oilers (dropped from 2nd to 4th) and the Canucks (3rd to 5th), so those end-of-season tanks were for nothing. The Oilers have been rebuilding through the draft for 10 years yet still finished 29th, so I don’t think I’ll be trading my Seahawks tickets for the Canucks anytime soon. Meanwhile, I continue to hate-watch the NHL playoffs. If anyone cares,

2016 NHL Draft Order: (Top-5)

1. Toronto Maple Leafs
2. Winnipeg Jets
3. Columbus Blue Jackets
4. Edmonton Oilers
5. Vancouver Canucks

Apparently, the projected #1 pick – Auston Matthews – isn’t thrilled about going to Toronto, whose own fans are going all Barstool Sports in preparation for his eventual donning of a Leafs jersey. I guess he was hoping his hometown Coyotes would win the loser lottery. [Fun fact: rather than play as an amateur or in a Canadian junior league, he chose to play pro in Switzerland at 17.] I’m secretly hoping for another Eric Lindros situation. Meanwhile, the kids from Finland can’t wait to get to Winnipeg and Columbus, which tells me everything I need to know about growing up in Turku.

Well, that’s enough draft talk from me, let’s check out tonight’s playoff action:

NHL: Washington @ Pittsburgh – 8:00 (Series tied 1-1)

NBA: 

  • Hawks @ Cavs – 7:00 (Game 1)
  • Thunder @ Spurs – 9:30 (Game 2)

This concludes your Monday Beerguyrob draft weekend roundup. STAY TUNED FOR MOOSE’S FIVE-DAY FORECAST!

 

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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ALXMAC

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ALXMAC
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That’s hilarious.

Unsurprised

I’ve been watching The Godfather Saga. I love the scene where Sonny beats the shit out of his brother-in-law.

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, WP logouts have taken their toll on my stamina (giggity).
I’m out….nite gents (and ladies if you’re around).

Unsurprised

Sansa’s also frustrating because I know she could be an interesting character, but holy cow. Like in the premiere when they get to the river. Bitch, you’re a Stark. Ice runs through your veins almost literally. Cold shouldn’t be much of a bother.

theeWeeBabySeamus

shoulda shot cousin IT in his fucking stupid face

Unsurprised

Gross body hair and wears a fedora. Yep, he’s definitely an IT.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Out IT department is usually very helpful.

ALXMAC

Am I the only straight male over 35 that still confuses Olivia Wilde with Olivia Munn?

Unsurprised

Munn has freckles

theeWeeBabySeamus

Dunno if you’re the only one, but I can tell you that I can tell the difference.
That being said, I’m moar than willing to be the meat in that sandwich.

Unsurprised

The sex is as real as her slicing that car in half in the X-Men trailer.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Nymeria needs to reunited with Arya before this show ends. That pair up was awesome and I still hate we lost the pup so quick

Unsurprised

Arya’s storyline is kind of cool but also frustrating at this point in the series because I have no idea what the endgame or even the short-term goals are supposed to be.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Arya will remain my favorite regardless, but her last season was absolute shit.

ALXMAC

2nded. As it appears she is setting up to be an assassin – I would assume she gets her revenge soon enough.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I loved Jaqen to start with but I hope she straight up murders him, destroys his religion and Matt Murdoch’s her way through her list, without the stupid moral code that makes Matt Murdoch worse than his villians by allowing 100,000 deaths because he won’t kill an obvious mass murderer because that would be wrong.

Unsurprised

Alpha Dog on HBOGO has Olivia Wilde, Amanda Seyfried, and Amber Heard boobs.

Unsurprised

It’s also a pretty damn good movie. Ben Foster also rails a hot-ass blonde from behind at one point.

theeWeeBabySeamus

:Yeah, that’s like the trifecta that starts the fucking apocalypse.
But sooooooo worth it.
(Amanda ‘specially….yeeeesh)

Unsurprised

Amanda gets naked, but i doubt there’s a clear shot. Anyway, the kid who fucks her is a lucky piece of shit.

Unsurprised

Excuse me. He has a threesome with Amanda and Amber.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Black Devil Doll (2007)

theeWeeBabySeamus

It’s teh soul patch.
Nevar trust teh soul patch.

Mr. Ayo
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Counterpoint: Fuck you.

Mr. Ayo

Counter-counterpoint: That’s the goal

Unsurprised

I wish I could get paid for this shit. I’m clearly better at posting photos of women than this law nonsense.

In other news, my Barbri books will arrive on Friday. Hooray!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Speaking of which, at this point I’m willing to even work at the dispensary down the block.

Unsurprised

SG from some Lifetime movie where either she or Luke from The OC gets murdered.
http://photos.summer-glau.com/albums/userpics/10003/a2/Deadly_Honeymoon_210.jpg

theeWeeBabySeamus

Just based upon this photo, I am willing to murder him immediately.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I was gonna put a pool in, but Olivia sez she cool wit the blow up stuff (giggity).
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It is clearly a moral and categorical imperative that I share the photo of Olivia Wilde in Vinyl below.

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Reminder: She was also pretty naked in “Third Person.” https://gfycat.com/CluelessDopeyIsabellineshrike

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

RWing Game of Thrones mostly just cuz I couldn’t think of something else to watch, but also to try to catch random stuff that might be important now. I loved the intro when it was introduced as a spoiler/sneak peek/first few min. Give zero shits now. HBO Go is amazing in color quality though and it really showed in the opening sequence. I want a way to make my Netflix come close to the quality

/ My mozzerella sticks are done I think. So I will abandon you for awhile as I eat

WhyEaglesWhy

Soooo, looking at that Titans draft card, I’m assuming teams are letting nine year old Make-A-Wish kids fill it out? Can’t wait til some team drafts Batman.

/shows self out

theeWeeBabySeamus
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I love this

theeWeeBabySeamus

That ain’t leather. THAT’S LATEX.
Trust….there’s a big difference.
Or so I’m told.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hawt Taek Incoming!!!!
Olivia Wilde is mildly attractive!!!!!
http://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/olivia-wilde-maxim-notop2.jpg

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You need to check out the show Vinyl; full frontal Olivia Wilde

theeWeeBabySeamus

Moose, I’m afraid my genital might explode.

theeWeeBabySeamus

And not in the good way.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ttp://www.zoy.com/zorg/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Olivia-Wilde-nude-full-frontal-Vinyl-2016-s1e6-HD-720-1080p-2-1024×575.jpg

theeWeeBabySeamus

Getting a 404 on that link.
But there’s some other nice stuff they provided as a consolation prize.
(mostly nekkid Rachel McAdams, for example)

Unsurprised

Caveat: Horrible 70s bush merkin.

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ttp://www.starprivate.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/olivia-wilde-nude-naked-vinyl.gif

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Multiple photos and video clips

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ttp://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?t=1619691&highlight=olivia+wilde

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I have nothing against bush, but merkins freak me the fuck out; it could be a squirrel.

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ttp://imgur.com/r/celebritypussy/FbKE187

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Anybody watching the Spurs-Thunder game? You see that shit?

Senor Weaselo

I’m mildly sure you can’t do that.

ALXMAC

Which foul are you talking aboot? I’m pretty sure you can’t elbow a player unless they are within 3 feet of you.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

This reminded me of Pam

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I just tried to beat the shit outta my cat.
Little bitch bit me while I was rubbing her belly, then I chased her thru the house trying to get revenge.
That cat really fucking sucks.

WCS

I’ve never met a male cat that wasn’t cool as shit. I’ve never met a female cat that didn’t want to murder me in the shower or in my sleep.

theeWeeBabySeamus

So kinda similar to humans…just as a generality.

I kinda wish I had video of me chasing the case swing a sock (yes a sock) yelling “You piece a shit cat….GET BACK HERE!!!!.

Sock was the closest thing I could grab that would actually KILL the cat.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Chasing the CASE?
Fuck you autocorrect.
CAT

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK…maybe it’s not autocorrect….maybe it’s my dumb ass.
Only thing that would NOT actually kill the cat.

laserguru

We just had two power outages that lasted about 2 hours. It was cool, spent the first round playing cribbage by flashlight light. Seriously need to invest in the Craftsman high energy small flashlight. Everything had a blue tint and I was getting flashbacks.
Man is too damn dependant on power.
The zombies are going to win.

theeWeeBabySeamus

But did you at least win?

laserguru

Nope. Damn lucky I didn’t get skunked.
Shitty cards tonight.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I love Summer Glau, never found a source for that one. I always half assume it is photoshopped

Unsurprised

Esquire

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah, that definitely looks their style.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yup

theeWeeBabySeamus

Didn’t mean yup to photoshop.
Can’t say it’s not, but somebody got some skillz if it is.
Lighting too consistent.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

What is the proper google search for “Summer Glau dickbag photographer” I know there are a few that meet that standard but I forgot dickbag’s name. I just get non- Summer porn

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m not sure.
But Summer Glau Legs returns some good resutls.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Results even.
Fcuk yuo dyslxeai

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Mr. Ayo

That’s one good looking Roberts

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I cleared my tabs from 30 from other random shit I was gonna post or related to that, to 6, 5 Fuck you HBO Go. I can say Jon Snow is alive again now, right? 4, Netflix is gone. Jewel Staite tab stays open

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus

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ALXMAC

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Spanky Datass

Srsly; Coach looks like and has the facial (PHRASING!) gestures of an older, fatter Benito Mussolini.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am never one to skip over a good theme

http://i.imgur.com/Cyj5PSF.gif

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

lmao. I start with the one I found first on an unrealated search, intentionally discarded, then somehow forgot to copy the new one

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Reposting already?

Unsurprised

Wife material.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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ALXMAC
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Someone get him some aluminum foil and well anything and teach him to build his first bong. That just seems like a waste of weed

theeWeeBabySeamus

Probably written back when weed wasn’t $20 a gram.

Unsurprised
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This and a bunch of other random SFW and NSFW shit are in this folder. http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/n7f1idemgw229fw99a73qlzmkc4bq6od

WCS

Mike Milbury is about as much fun as jumping onto a bicycle that’s missing it’s seat.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Anti-social behaviour order

An anti-social behaviour order was a civil order made in the United Kingdom against a person who had been shown, on the balance of evidence, to have engaged in anti-social behaviour. The orders were introduced by Prime Minister Tony Blair in 1998 and continued in use until 2015. They were designed to correct minor incidents that would not ordinarily warrant criminal prosecution.

litre_cola

The Matt Millen of Ice football. Pierre McGuire is the John Gruden. Mike Emrick is like Joe Buck. I loathe all 6 of them with all of my soul.

WhyEaglesWhy

Mike Emrick is a national treasure!

Unsurprised

I finally got set back up with HBO and caught up on GoT, Veep, and Silicon Valley. What a lineup.

WCS

I keep forgetting Silicon Valley is back.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m ashamed to have noticed this….
But that kid’s got a huge rack.

Unsurprised
WCS

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Is it over?

theeWeeBabySeamus

At least they didn’t spend an hour shooting free throws….AMIRITE?????

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

God, is the really nothing on tonight? Cancer vs super Cancer in hockey. Castle the best thing on TV and it was terrible (I watched it an hour ago). I remember everything to a point it annoys the shit out of people but all I remember from Blindspot is hot chick is hooking up with generic, but ultra douchey, dickbag.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Sorry. I remember the main story where she is cheating on the generic, but ultra douchey dickbag with the other generic, but ultra douchey dickbag.* Just to clarify

ALXMAC

“Cancer vs super Cancer” – which witch is which?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I lean Pens for super Cancer, only because I know the Caps will fail on their own for sure. Pens got like a 10% chance

theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Unsurprised

It was good to watch GoT and see she’s still getting work

WCS

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah, bitch!!!!
We’ll only lose by one now.
Well, prolly two when we pull Holtby….BUT STILL!!!!!!