This morning featured a relatively rare astronomical event – the transit of Mercury. A transit is basically the same thing as an eclipse, except whatever is crossing in front of the sun is small enough that it doesn’t block out the whole thing. The first transit I saw was of Venus on June 8, 2004. It’s sort of a special memory for me; I was bartending in South Africa at the time (if you ever want to ruin your perception of what “normal life” should be like, you should try spending a year of your life casually “working” in a subtropical beach town with great surf and frequent female tourist visitors) and one of the locals set up a pair of binoculars so it projected the sun onto a sheet of paper. I was kind of overwhelmed by the scope of it; Venus is visible as a tiny little dot against the big round disc of the sun. I watched the next one in 2012 from a park in Pasadena with some better tools, but it didn’t have quite the same sense magic to it as the first time. This morning’s transit of Mercury (which are surprisingly rare, considering how quickly it orbits the sun) wouldn’t have been visible here thanks to the clouds (which have been hanging around all month, as commenter Unsurprised must have been surprised to discover during his visit), but there are plenty of places where it was, in case you want to check it out. I’m listening to the “Magic” edition of DFO radio right now and really enjoying it; I hope you do too!
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I hope I put these in the right order. And if I didn’t it was on purpose and you are supposed to figure out the story yourself…yeah.
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I think they are in reverse order.
I’m home from surgery.
Doctor said it went flawlessly.
Now I’ve got the knee propped up, waiting for my brother to get my Norco scrip filled and I’m watching Kill Bill pt. 1.
I’ll make it.
Awesome news! Really glad to hear it.
I’m very happy it went well. Maybe now you can answer the eternal question: dragon? serpent?
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Unleash the dragon.
Just don’t ride it.
You don’t want to wind up like him.
Glad to hear it went well. You trust your brother a shit ton more than I trust mine (which is a good thing).
Great news, son.
NOW LET’S GET ON THAT STAIRMASTER. LEVEL 515!
Slaps Yeah Right’s knee HARD
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“It’s the offseason, but he’ll be back in time for camp.”
Pictured: Yeah Right’s knee.
I’m not so sure you should trust him.
Seriously,
Congrats. Enjoy the time off.
Way to not succumb to the sweet release of death. Especially on a Monday.
Love at first site.
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No surprise there.
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This makes it even funnier when he picks the governor of Nevada.
A Scorned govna’s wrath.
Great work peeps!
Several songs in there I hate, which makes it that much better (you can JJFozz skip stuff). With the theme “magic” that is expected.
I love magic, or as it’s known in Kentucky, “stuff that happens that has a completely reasonable scientific explanation”.
Everybody in that state knows that meth is made by alchemy.
Moose, you in?
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I have trouble with the big shows with fellow old people. Blue grass in the park or some theater Adrian Belew show is more my style now. Plus no Colorado. Mostly because I hate people.
I’m skipping the Trampled by Turtles & Devil Makes Three show this week not because it’s big, but because it’s a standing room only venue. Can’t handle that shit any more. I skipped Flogging Molly for the same reason.
In similar circumstances, they only let me barback. “Ice! NOW, college boy” was my cue hashtag Bourgeois4Life
Barback.
Also, tell us more about this bartending gig, Randy.
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It was at this place. I actually “owned” the bar in the sense that I managed it and was entitled to all the profits. It was great fun for a while but I kind of aged out of it (I was 28 or so) – it basically became the equivalent of hosting a house party every night. Plus I was living there with my girlfriend so she’d get really mad at me whenever I hooked up with random travelers.
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“…as commenter Unsurprised must have been surprised to discover during his visit”
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I spent an inordinate amount of time trying to figure out if this was shot at the Bigfoot Lodge that was a stop on the pub crawl. It was not; I can tell from the background. New Girl *does* use The Griffin (another bar we stopped at during the crawl) as the exterior establishing shot for their bar scenes, though.
It was more of a ‘this is how women “laugh” at my jokes in a bar’ gif. In response to LOL. But I like your theory much better.
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