Request Line: Shock The Monkey

INT. RADIO BOOTH – DAY

BEANSIE: EEEKK!

DFO TRANSLATION ALGORITHM: Hi folks, it’s me, Beansie!  I’m back from my vacation in Jamaica.  Right in time for another holiday weekend!

BEANSIE: EEEK EEEK.

DFO TRANSLATION ALGORITHM: Oh man, you wouldn’t believe some of the shit I saw.  Of course, I was so blazed the whole time I’m not even sure what was real and what I was hallucinating.

BEANSIE: EEEK EEEK EEEKKK!!!

DFO TRANSLATION ALGORITHM:  And the women…string bikinis plus rum equals HEAVEN, you know what I’m saying?

BEANSIE: EEEK.  EEEKK EEEKK!

DFO TRANSLATION ALGORITHM:  But like I said, I’m back.  Even though most teams held minicamps this week, there wasn’t a whole lot of NFL news going on.  It was a pretty eventful week for both the NHL and NBA playoffs, though.  My jungle buddy Rikki-Tikki-Deadly is still in his room crying about the slings and arrows he suffered at the hands of Jaguars fans (yes, they exist!) so I volunteered to step in for him and host Request Line this week.  This week’s topic: MAMMALS!  Post your favorite songs about the fightin’est animals from the fightin’est class in the second-fightin’est phylum in the entire animal kingdom.  Pigs, dolphins, lions, if it’s got a backbone and nurses its young, it’s fair game!  I’ll get us started with a DOUBLE SHOT of classics from They Might Be Giants.  Have fun, and have one hell of a weekend!

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Lionize – Black Cat

Spanky Datass

Duran Duran : Hungry Like the Wolf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOg5VxrRTi0

ArmedandHammered

George Clinton – Atomic Dog

https://youtu.be/LMVZ36VA0wg

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

For Balls and my HRTN trip down south.

Tom Morello- The Dogs Of Tijuana

Cuntler

DOUBLE SHOT:

Bulls on Parade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L4YrGaR8E4

Cuntler

NEVERMIND! Already taken! I suck at reading!

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

It being one of my favorite Rage songs, I’ll allow it.

I had given it a plus one, then took it back.

nomonkeyfun

Belle and Sebastian Triple Shot

Judy and the Dream of Horses
https://youtu.be/3ViTDQWh934

The Fox in the Snow
https://youtu.be/e-NURZcBWpg

Dog on Wheels
https://youtu.be/v2i5K-4aFUE

And cute but sweetly sad or sadly sweet, an actual dog on wheels.
https://youtu.be/331_NqyfR3U?t=31s

SonOfSpam

Jefferson Airplane – White Rabbit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0

ArmedandHammered

More Primus – Tommy the Cat

https://youtu.be/r4OhIU-PmB8

SonOfSpam

Rage Against The Machine – Bulls on Parade

(These guys are endorsing Trump)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my6bfA14vMQ

SonOfSpam

Ugh. We all thought it was a joke.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Might as well complete the Chris Cornell trifecta (his solo stuff doesn’t count!)

Temple of the Dog – Call Me a Dog

nomonkeyfun

Triple shot
Ani Difranco
Animal
https://youtu.be/OWWJwSU6xP4
Seeing Eye Dog
https://youtu.be/bVooh7FUGb0
Evolve
https://youtu.be/p_DDE4na6QU
Plus I’m sure she wrote a song about cats at some point.
/rimshot

ArmedandHammered

Primus – Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver

https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg

ssi_bulldawg

Makes me want Taco Bell

laserguru

I would stick around for more but We Heading The North.

Hello 405 to the 101.

SonOfSpam

Hopefully your road time will be < 9 hours.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

If I ever get a male dog, “Smut” is atop my shortlist of names.

Helmet – Biscuits for Smut

laserguru

One of their more subtle innuendos.

jjfozz
JerBear50

I played the shit out of that cassette for many, many years. I actually posted this song in an open thread a week or so ago.

ArmedandHammered

Echo and the Bunnymen – Bring on the Dancing Horses

https://youtu.be/V_bJf3foa5I

ArmedandHammered

Sorry, did not see it had already been posted.

ArmedandHammered

Beastie Boys – Brass Monkey

https://youtu.be/s0dxhSPoBjY

nomonkeyfun

Beansie,
I need some clarification, are we counting humans as mammals?

Fronkenshteen

Here’s one you can dance to without spilling your beverage. Rufus Thomas
http://youtu.be/G3-tdrPkY7w

jjfozz

Ooooh look at me, I listen to “different music.” Oooooh

Dolphin Dance, Herbie Hancock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB2Z2DY17yQ

ArmedandHammered

My kids thought this was a song about cats

Lords of Acid – Pussy

https://youtu.be/CFNY0fLwS4o

SonOfSpam

Year of the Cat – Al Stewart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByJRviD1hGs

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Soundgarden – Blood on the Valley Floor

theeWeeBabySeamus

Green Day – Platypus
(It has a bill and lays eggs, but yes boyz and girlz…it IS a mammal. We’re getting edukayshunul up in here).
((also…way way way NSFW))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RLDZaWN8b4

nomonkeyfun

Seaside Tony- 7 Minds
Because they are below mammals on the evolutionary scale.
This about the these guys big brothers.
http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/13700000/Jersey-Shore-Guys-jersey-shore-13707460-600-399.jpg

https://youtu.be/jdAeM_4UG_M

Plus, it’s motherfuckin’ Memorial Day weekend. Go home you fuckin Bennies, yeah right.
/It’s a Jersey thing.

jjfozz

As always, a big thanks to this squad of fuckwits for promulgating the Italian American stereotypes that I love so much. Eat shit.

SonOfSpam

It’s enough to make-a you droppa the pizza all over you best tank-a top. Mamma mia in the vermicelli!

ArmedandHammered

The Seatbelts – Cat Blues from Cowboy Bepop love the OST from the show

https://youtu.be/vtdPSwYaquo

Cuntler

Mister, won’t you please help my pony? Ween

This song is strange.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc9mECebRxc

SonOfSpam

Wild Horses – The Sundays (because Harriet is nicer to look at than Mick)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiyCkSOF1pc

SonOfSpam

I thought the sad thing for jjfozz was Baltimore.

jjfozz

You want to hear what makes me sad? Kicking off Memorial Day weekend at my in laws. Because I sure as FUCK didn’t want to go to the pool and drink and smoke a cigar. What ever gave you that idea?

FUCK

Cuntler

Or this one. GOO GOO GA JOOB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=177z7_mEt5s

Cuntler

Alright, I’ll leave you guys alone now.

WAR PIGS, FUCKIN’ SABBATH.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQUXuQ6Zd9w

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

“POLITICIANS AREN’T MAMMALS, THEY’RE LIZARD PEOPLE! STICK TO THE THEME!”

— Pete Carrol

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Audioslave is one of the few bands that no matter what plays on shuffle, I never skip a song. And this is my favorite one.

Man or Animal:

Cuntler

I am pretty sure the only reason RTD posted this topic is because he wants to answer this eternal question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhhyvNNKTCI

SonOfSpam

Company wide e-mail: We’ll be closing at 3:00 to start the weekend early.

Good thing. This workday was killin me.

WCS

Cuntler

Again. MAMMALS. What the fuck is wrong with you East Coast people? Jesus Christ.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

“Nurssssh? NURRRSH! ANOTHER BLOODY MARY FOR MAH INSTRU *hic* MENTS!”

SonOfSpam
WCS

WCS

While I want to be pissed because I wanted to post this myself, I applaud your efforts, sir. Ass slaps, and such and such…

jjfozz

Okay, since I fucked up the last one, and the DFO lynch mob was on me like Johnny Football on a line of coke, here’s another:

Tiger Tiger, Scruffy the Cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G_U_PVAgZY

SonOfSpam

It’s not that we like to revel in others’ failures…wait, it’s exactly that.

jjfozz

Being on DFO is like being around my family. You are constantly heckled and verbally abused, but in the end you feel welcome and loved.

(This doesn’t apply to Blaxabbath because he’s a meany head.)

blaxabbath

Now you just sound like Sill. “Oh this should be a family! Oh we should be welcoming of all religious backgrounds! Oh we shouldn’t form a SuperPAC to support Trump! Oh we should all be homers for the AFC!”

Cuntler

Animals, by Pink Floyd:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmKvM_Q4jKM

(Pigs on the Wing 1
Dogs
Pigs (Three Different Ones)
Sheep)
Pigs on the Wing 2

jjfozz

Blackbird by those guys from England who I think were kind of popular

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo_DMGc2v5o

SonOfSpam

birds aren’t mammals not even ravens smdh baltimore education system

SonOfSpam

“What a day, eh? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them…as is my understanding.”

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Cuntler

BIRDS ARE NOT MAMMALS. Jesus Christ, man. Get your shit together. I blame the Baltimore Public School system.

jjfozz

Fuck. Forgot the theme that quickly. Mea culpa, you fuckers.

blaxabbath

In Fozz’s defense, most of the kids in the Baltimore school system who depend on their parental figure for homework help are really just leaning on stuffed animals.

http://assets.amuniversal.com/62588080decb013171a6005056a9545d.jpg

jjfozz

Blax, I’m offering you a fun filled weekend around Mobtown with me as your escort.

blaxabbath

Also known as a one-way pass to the docks.

jjfozz

For you, we’ll just take a quick trip to West Baltimore. There are a bunch of corners you would like.

blaxabbath

We can get them yellow tops!

Spanky Datass

WMD’s, yo.

ssi_bulldawg

With summer getting here, and people damn near BBQ’in and shit…..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ttbQTz8tAE

SonOfSpam

The Lion Sleeps Tonight – The Tokens (aka GOP black guys)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LBmUwi6mEo

blaxabbath

theeWeeBabySeamus

Damn you.
I had this one ready to go, then did a quick scan to make sure it wouldn’t be a duplicate.
Well done, sir.

Cuntler
ArmedandHammered

Like this version as well by Dread Zeppelin

https://youtu.be/CZHWy6W00oM

Cuntler

Prince, Pussy Control.

This song is about cat training, I think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TvILqfxHTY

blaxabbath

DFO is not popular with the Union Jax.

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blaxabbath

Not the first fan base I would justify taking themselves too seriously…

Then again, I’m a huge hater so I can relate to their rage.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

It was nice of their entire fan base to give us feedback though.

nomonkeyfun

They should get used to the Union Jacks.
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Cuntler

Pigs in Zen, Jane’s Addiction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogmqY1-_XFc

Cuntler

DOUBLE SHOT:

My Cat’s Name Is Maceo, Jane’s Addiction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLKTotsdasM

Cuntler
Cuntler

DOUBLE SHOT:

Possum, Phish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE0bJ9-wvtM

Cuntler

TRIPLE SHOT:

Scent of a Mule, Phish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eok2hkYvFZA

Cuntler

Wharf Rat, Grateful Dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmT_4RQ0ANU

(You guys love how I throw these guys in every week, don’t you?)

Cuntler

DOUBLE SHOT:

Wild Horses, The Rolling Stones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQTHB4jM-KQ

Cuntler

Monkey Man, The Rolling Stones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNY8eYmzdH4