OK, so what do we got going tonight? Most stuff has already started because I drank all your liquor, and passed out. Then a frantic call to the DFO Clubhouse phone line woke me up from a slumber in which I was dreaming about…..well. That’s not important.
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The Pens and Sharks are knotted at one after the first period. (NBCSN)
There’s allegedly some futbol being played.
The NCAA Baseball Tourney is still a thing….for me.
/ducks the rotten tomatoes hurled at head
And it appears that I’m done with MLB for the night because the Yanks are pounding the ever loving dog piss out of my Orioles.
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Hell, you people have the internet, you can look this stuff for yourselves.
Enjoy 🙂
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Leaving aside that it’s not a great sign when a bartender knows you, it’s really not good when a bartender tells you she’s surprised by how drunk your friends are.
She’s disappointed that you’re not keeping up.
Ou, I’m good.
Have another for me.
Egh, that just means you’re a regular. But the drunkeness of your friends thing? Yeah, that’s bad.
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
Then it’s just fun.
Also, maybe she wants that dick
I walked down the street to get some Coke Zero. My life is fucking awesome.
Howdy. :hic:
http://i1291.photobucket.com/albums/b554/Xezat_TT/MicroLP%20-%20Peasants%20Quest/PeasantsQuest_107.png
Peter Bjorn And John – Young Folks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIRE6iw-ws4
D-Bags United For Johnny Manziel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxpAi813HJg
Well gents, I think I’m about done tonight.
Have a good night.
http://cdn4.teen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Easy-A-Bye.gif
Browns Fans Beware! PSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlaGrikAP5g
http://www.crazyhyena.com/imagebank/g/funny-gif-girl-stretching-becomes-helicopter.gif
The good shit starts at the 1:21 mark.
https://twitter.com/ufc/status/739301917558374400
So the next time your least two favorite teams play each other you just have to reach back into your biblical upbringing and hope for the worst.
I’m probably guilty of posting this before.
But I stand before you unapologetic.
Hmm. The Starlight Parade is nearby in downtown until 11. I haven’t left the house all day, but it’s a parade.
Question for you mother Canuckers: Is the Copa America even airing in Canadia? I haven’t seen any of the games on TV so far, which is unfortunate.
How to make Batman vs Superman a better movie: Have her star in both roles
http://i.imgur.com/SIcboce.jpg
I still wouldn’t watch it.
I want to throw a grenade into my Facebook timeline so badly it hurts.
Pull the pin.
http://www.monologuedb.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/R.-Lee-Ermey-Gunnery-Sergeant-Hartman-Full-Metal-Jacket.jpg
PULL THE PIN, SCUMBAG!!!!
Just to be clear, the grenade involves abortion.
I’m not sure what’s worse: More people seemingly getting their “news” from facebook memes, or, the fact more people on Facebook are liking mediocre shows/movies because they can provide a few gifs or memes.
If I’m teaching a lesson on how to be a really good rock band I tell the students to start with a good rhythm section.
Your bass player and drummer can make up for a lot of mistakes.
I’ve made a lot of mistakes.
As evidenced:
LET’S GET WEIRD!!!!!!
http://bestanimations.com/Animals/Mammals/Dogs/dogs/cute-funny-dog-animated-gif-32.gif
http://www.pbh2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/funniest-dog-gifs-corgi-jump-fail.gif
http://php.scripts.psu.edu/users/a/h/ahk5126/funny-animal-gifs-jedi-turtles.gif
Note to self, do not use the term “birthday boy” when referring to the groom-to-be for a bachelor party.
It is both factually incorrect, and extremely counter productive to whatever message you are trying to relay
In case anyone is looking for Cleveland schadenfreude, Thursday was the anniversary of the Indians’ ten-cent beer night catastrophe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeTpnOzoPdw
My mistake. TODAY is the 42nd anniversary.
So….no 10 cent beer then?
I think you owe us 10 cent beer.
Put it on my tab.
An Allison Stokke twitpic I was recently directed towards:
http://115.imagebam.com/download/CyhOU5IhYRlq4Mnt27Nmng/48774/487737592/6K1n6wV-Ci7NvQtW0AAydog.jpg
I read “Stokke” as “Stroke” and, well…..
Long story short, can someone get me a towel?
I think she owes Ufford an apology.
Hey! I’m here! I must be done working. Either that or I’m sleeping in the passenger seat of the catering van, and still have 2 hours of cleaning to do. Hoping for the former. Worked a wedding today. A lovely local Shenandoah Valley girl, and a Japanese dude who had fucked up Joey Ramone fish eyes. Name of Hu. Not one toast-giver had the BALLS to make a filthy “Hu’s on first?” joke. Cowards.
But will she let Hu on 2nd on the honeymoon? That’s the real question.
Ol’ Hu is probably like Meat Loaf right now, hearing Phil Rizzuto cheering him on. “Holy Cow, I think he’s gonna make it!”
3 6 mafia i say weai ass yoy say bitch https://youtu.be/vG6BMd756p4
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If Bourble wasn’t unlocked before, it is now.
You guys, just a guess here, but Brocky may be drunk.
Wait, if Brazil’s the designated home team, why aren’t they wearing yellow?
Well, I got nothing.
I stand corrected. http://www.elitereaders.com/vietnams-bikini-airlines-set-create-countrys-first-female-billionaire/
http://www.elitereaders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bikini-1.jpg
See…you underestimated yourself.
What kind of accent was that? Orkish?