Your “I Hope We Don’t Alienate All Our Paraguayan Commenters” Copa Match/Open Thread

This one’s a winner-take-all sort of affair. As a wise man once said, “He holds it, holds it, HOLDS IT!” HAVE AT IT SOCCER/FOOTBALL GOOFBALLS!

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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Cuntler

This one is good too. http://youtu.be/6xcwt9mSbYE

Cuntler

Lately, I like to watch Radiohead an wonder how such a twitchy fucker is so good at tunes..https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zu5jjL206xM

Unsurprised

I went out to eat and they had karaoke, and I’ve noticed that every karaoke night has to have at least one guy sing Creep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk

Unsurprised

I’m still disappointed my entirely legal and legit source of Simpsons episodes somehow won’t play the Mr. Plow episode.

Unsurprised

I stand corrected. They fixed it. And by “they” I totally mean FXX.

*ahem*

JerBear50

Mr Plow… that’s his name?

Unsurprised

His name again is Mr. Plow.

JerBear50

That’s got to be on my short list for favorite episode.

Unsurprised

blah blah fight in the dog.

JerBear50

Well, then I’m gonna post this one because I went and saw him last week and it was a kick-ass show.
Alejandro Escovedo- Castanets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NArdXSzO9Ew

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

If yeah right is going to post a song for no reason I will join in

Soundgarden – The day I tried to live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbckIuT_YDc

laserguru

I have a song I want to play.

Unsurprised

Life is pretty good, guys. I’m feeling much better now.

JerBear50

That Fleshlight’s working out for you then?

Unsurprised

Yep. Your mom’s a good woman for letting them cast her asshole.

JerBear50

Jesus, they have prolapsed fleshlights now?

Unsurprised

They make all kinds of freaky shit.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

What I have learned from reading/watching Game of Thrones reviews in season 6 from book readers. Their smug, holier than though, we know better attitude is only based on reading other peoples theories online. They get details wrong constantly on things that are happening in the show that would be new to them, but still get dickish about potential things they read in the books.

/ Started watching/reading the reviews this year since the books and show were finally close
// I read the first book 20 times after season 1, it is my bathroom reading to this day (I bought the paperback, broke the spine the first time reading and 8 page chapters so perfect)

Unsurprised

I know they talked to GRRM about the big moves but I like the way things are going in the series and the constant speculations from book readers is getting kind of sad because they were so smug and now have to flail wildly like the rest of us. Or not. I’m trying hard not to speculate and I hope the book readers’ guesses as to things like Lady S are totally off base.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am hoping they are wrong on that one too.

This rant was based off of the 20th time I saw book readers calling Margaery’s note vague. First, everyone knows that is their house sigil. Second, even non book readers might know their family words “Growing Strong” that accompany it as what she meant. Third, forget about knowing any of that, she passed her a note and the Queen of Thorns knew what to do.

Unsurprised

Yeah, that couldn’t be more clear.

laserguru

More Laurie Anderson please!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
JerBear50

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

*Has thousands of favorites, but still.

JerBear50

If you can manage to be hot despite that fucking accent, it means you’re really, really hot.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Um, yeah, that was for a movie.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
laserguru

Hello there ladies and gentlemen;

JerBear50

She was Lou Reed’s girlfriend, right?

laserguru

Yep.
Wife really.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Your wife was Lou Reed’s girlfriend?? COOL!

laserguru

Actually I was Lou Reed’s girlfriend.

It’s a long story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkbpmFOuKrc

laserguru

I can do better than that.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Now that is a brush with fame.

JerBear50

yeah right = yeah, Rachel?

laserguru

You suck one dick…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

One? Well, they were strapons, so technically…..

Maybe I’ve said to much.

*Brought to by Astroglide.

Unsurprised

Of course you were. Lucky fuck.

JerBear50

I keep trying to convince my g/f that there’s no difference, but I don’t think she’s buying it.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Let X=X is one of the finest revelations of Request Line ever.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So I got to meet Slash and Andre Royo (Bubbles from The Wire) tonight. Both were incredibly nice.

JerBear50

I heard Royo on a podcast a ways back, might have been Maron’s. Sounded like a decent, sincere guy.

JerBear50

And I don’t recall ever hearing a bad word about Slash ever.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

He was incredibly nice, and really did his absolute best not to be patronizing when I told him how thrilled I was to have opened up Welcome to the Jungle on Guitar Hero.

laserguru

Everything I’ve heard about Slash has been positive.

Cool!

Post a selfie!

You know you want to.

laserguru

Did Bubs sell you a t-shirt?

Senor Weaselo
Mr. Ayo

See? You didn’t miss it!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

/Slaps self on forehead
//misses

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Rewatching Trainwreck on HBO. Lebron benefits from low expectations, so fuck Lebron.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You seem awfully angry at Lebron James.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Yeah, fuck that guy.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I can see many far more deserving of scorn; but whatever floats your Fruit Loops.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Milk?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Except for cheap bourbon; bad combination. One mistake I don’t think I’ll ever make again.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Hope this helps.

*Not a licensed counselor.

JerBear50

Well, then let me get my E-meter ready and we’ll get your auditing underway.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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