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This one’s a winner-take-all sort of affair. As a wise man once said, “He holds it, holds it, HOLDS IT!” HAVE AT IT SOCCER/FOOTBALL GOOFBALLS!
Your “I Hope We Don’t Alienate All Our Paraguayan Commenters” Copa Match/Open Thread
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They never said it was the city of sisterly love:
Problem is I think that is the same as her O-face.
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Guess I’m missing the joke.
The in-laws are in town. Everyone is in bed. I don’t have to work till 5 pm tomorrow. I’m getting stoned in the bathroom. The tavern I work at, which is a 5 min. walk from my front door, serves for another hour-and–a-half. I am DYING to slip out and grab a few pints. Am I a bad person if I do this? I grilled up steaks & shrimp skewers for everyone earlier with a side of broiled asparagus with Parmesan & crumbled bacon. I’m rationalizing, aren’t I?
I don’t see the downside of going and doing this, you didn’t even need the rationalization
Unless you’re committed to being up early or something, I don’t see the issue.
Nothing about this seems bad at all.
You’ve earned your vices.
Real Ale Brewing Company is, without question, one of the 50 best breweries in America, but nobody outside Texas knows this because nobody outside Texas gets their beer.
Tonight’s homemade cocktail is a blood and sand. Could have used a little more Monkey Shoulder, but gonna do the job.
Got a recipe you can share?
We do love our recipes.
First time I’ve made it at home, so I went with the straightforward
1(ish) ounce of monkey shoulder scotch
3/4 oz sweet vermouth
3/4 oz cherry heering
3/4 oz orange juice
one luxardo cherry
She is the only reason to be jealous of someone who lives in Detroit.
I was just perturbed at the keep out sign.
So… would we rather Peru or Ecuador?
I’d like to Peru-ruse her Equator!!!!1! AMIRITE?!?!!? SPLOOSH!
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Well shit … image fail.
It’s okay, I think we understood. We can use our…
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US Wins the group!
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Evening, gents and ladies.
Howdy howdy howdy.
Um, I blame me.
I blame you too
Can’t we blame Uproxx?
Yes, we can.
If you can read this, keep licking.
Colombia doesn’t seem interested. Don’t they have something to play for here?
Staying in America?
Not getting neckties?
Holy shit we might not have to take on Brazil!
Holy shit Costa Rica!
Tonight’s entertainment is called “Energizer” a Cali Medi grade sativa.
And I just opened a bottle of this.
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Jesus!
Actual size!
So, should I take the money I’ve been offered? I didn’t mean to have anyone do that. I just wanted to vent and feel not alone. I feel bad accepting gifts from anyone. It’s demeaning. But it’s from good people just being kind.
Does this entail you dressing up as Little Bo Peep?
Either way, yes.
I like balls’ answer better than mine.
Also, please provide photos.
Maybe it involves metallic rainbow short shorts?
I really wish I could find the corresponding Uff pic to go along with this without giving extra clicks to Upchuxx.
Seriously.
I think the online store that sent Ufford the rainbow snakeskin shorts had a pic of him wearing them but I can’t find that site/image. Dammit…
SUXROXXX SUX!!!!1!11!!
/pours another
I poked around for a few minutes but couldn’t find anything. Hard to believe he wouldn’t want those floating around everywhere.
Found the video:
Does +1’ing this mean I caught teh gay?
It depends on what’s +1-ing on you while you’re watching.
Here’s the shorts.
That’s just great … good times …
The headband is a great addition.
There’s no right answer. Also no wrong answer. If someone is showing you a kindness that’s heartfelt, and it’s from someone whom you don’t feel awkward accepting it from, then hell yes take it.
Down the road you might find a way to repay it. Not so much monetarily speaking necessarily, but being there for them in general when the time calls for it in some way.
Yeah. I will definitely do that.
I wish I was that bed.
She falls like Bill Cosby just gave her a ride home.
Whenever we see riots after a team wins a championship, we cringe in horror and embarrassment. In soccer, this happens all the fucking time! What the fuck is wrong with these guys? These are fans of the softest goddamned sport in the world! What makes this behavior remotely acceptable?
Foreigners are animals.
I presume you’re probably looking for a broader social reason than….
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But I think it pretty much is that simple.
Speaking of animals, at least in other countries they have the decency to do real drugs and booze and not concoct weird shit or exploit the over prescribing of painkillers to American idiots.
Euro riots are much more cultured and sophisticated.
I just realized as I walked past Providence Park that there aren’t any Copa games here in Portland. That kind of sucks. I’d like there to be even if I couldn’t go to them.
elevate the pelota, you dumb shits
Never bad advice.
Paraguay is the stupidest team ever.
A foul like that should actually get a GREEN card.
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/sourdough roll filled with meats and cheese and mustard
What’s on your plate?
Red Birds and Dirt Steelers on FOX. Can I place have a tactical nuclear strike? I don’t ask for much, but could I please have that?
Just trick them into signing Dusty Baker. It has pretty much the same effect.
I didn’t realize this thread was here and now I feel bad.
It has been a busy thread day. I’m assuming cocaine is involved. VIVA!!
Beer will help with that.
Ref take one to the onions? I totes missed it.
Guess not. Oh well.
You guys are watching soccer? Are you so desperate for football to return that you have resorted to watch football?
Does it count if I’m ALSO watching NCAA Baseball Tourney?
Worse, huh?
So Trump may ask Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger to speak at the Republican National Convention.
Defend your precious quarterbacks now, Pats and Steelers Nations!!!!
Nope!
I will say that THE BEN put out a statement saying he is not endorsing anyone and that he and Rump are only acquaintances.
For whatever that is worth….
Good. I always had begrudging respect for the Steelers organization (last playoff Hatfield-McCoy style football game notwithstanding). I would hope not to lose that.
Brady, on the other hand, will be there with Uggs on!
So it’s a bit of a gray area?
This was terrific.
These teams both look just awful
Paraguay sucks all the balls if they can’t score one lousy goal with a man advantage.
Welp, I am going to have to leave before full time, so I guess I won’t get to watch all of this scintillating display of penalty killing.
U.S. Down To Ten!
[waits for ultra slo-mo gif of dog licking itself as a response]
c’mon Paraguay, a draw won’t do it. MUST HAVE TWO
HAHAHAHA!!! Of fucking course…
I swear to god the TMNTS are made up of complete clowns every fucking year.
Seriously…we are England with shit for talent…
Oooops, how’d that one get in there?
Not slo mo…but still worth the time it takes to copy/paste it.
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Bud Light has a new look!
Marketers of Bud Light: WHOO HOO!!!!
Drinkers of Bud Light: Is there something even cheaper that doesn’t hurt my eyes? I’ll have that.
I’m sensing a theme…
Can I have the ones that don’t stick? Wait…and the ones that stick also.
I tried to find a certain Klinsmann goal. It was late in his career and it was a short-hop re-direction off the outside of his wrong foot if memory serves. I can’t find it but it boggled my mind at the time. Anyone?
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In honor of the country of Greece and their performance in the Euro 2016…
What?
They didn’t?
Aw fuck it, we had Greek food at this place today.
This place is incredible.
http://papacristos.com/
I’ve been there. I loved that they have unusual Greek dishes you won’t find at regular “Greek” places.
It’s fantastic.
I really want to go to one of their Thursday Night dinners. They put all of the tables together and serve everything family style.
Great, great place.
Outstanding gyro meat.
Had a couple of these too.
Beers, I meant.
Sadly only the beers.
I love Greek meats and seafood but they can keep their bullshit pasta dishes/casseroles.
I went there last month. That place is the best.
I agree that it’s the best Greek food in L.A.
America’s Got Wood!
Damn it…I’ve been talking to myself I think on the other thread…
GOOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!
I don’t mind cheering for the U.S. soccer team because the majority of fans I encounter aren’t full-blown whack-a-doodles that think their team should win every game or got robbed somehow when they lose.
FACK YOU YOU FACKIN’ CANADIAN FACKAH
And those Paraguayans have so much else going for them already, when you really think about it…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Dempsey sucks
There was a time when Clint Dempsey’s Fulham knocked Juventus out of the Europa League.
My how both have fallen.
Copa America! I remember my neighbor in Toronto was from Paraguay and he’d scream at me “Maricon! Maricon!”
I was like, “Honey, I’m Canadian!”
GOOOOOOOOOO Paraguay!!!
Do it FOAR Sill’s boob robot!
Sorry ’bout the brevity but I did this at the very last second.
Brevity is the soul of tits.
Are you Ogden Nash’s grandson?
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