Your “Whoo Hoo! The NHL Draft” Friday Open Thread

NFL Notes:

  • Well well well – it seems the League is going to the Al-Jazeera Four (not Five, since PeyPey retired).
  • Florio has amalgamated a bunch of different stories, and woven together a tale that the public contribution to the potential Las Vegas NFL stadium could be as high as $750 million.
  • While on the topic of stadiums:
    • the Falcons have asked for changes that add up to $200 million to their stadium design. Said “tweaks” will raise the total cost to $1.7 billion.
    • Wells Fargo has been ordered to remove rooftop signs from their offices adjacent to US Bank Stadium in Minneapolis. The goal is to prevent competing banks from getting into the blimp shot during televised games.
  • Aldon Smith has one court date on two matters Friday. He can apply for reinstatement in November, at which point the Raiders can start paying him to play.

Finally, someone at DFO HQ better check the server, because it appears our private emails have been read by those cunning thieves over at SBNation, as evidenced by their story on “What is the new saddest sports town?”


Brexit notes:

If angry Scottish relatives are any indication, you can note June 23rd as the date which precipitated the breakup of the United Kingdom.

Personally, I thought “Remain” would win, because I figured that London would erase the nativism of the countryside, and that Scotland’s heavy pro-Remain vote would sway the difference. But what do I know; I’m the Stephen A. Smith of predicting election results.

I will be buying some Pounds this weekend, as the value dropped 15 US cents during the vote, to an exchange rate not seen versus the USD since 1985. For those of you unfamiliar with the concept of a fluctuating currency (i.e. – Americans), the best analogy I can think of is if California seceded. Imagine what the panic-selling would do to the US dollar, and all the “taken for granted” treaties & trade deals that would have to be worked out. In Canada, we’ve seen the dollar drop by as much as 25 cents during the two Quebec referendums, only to see it rebound once the “Non” (Remain) side won.

All I know is that I’m not entertaining any long-term guests. I don’t need Sick Boy & Begbie visiting from Edinburgh anytime soon.

No one needs this shite.

The NHL draft brings up dread in the hearts of Canucks fans. The banner photo is from 1984, when JJ Daigneault was drafted by the Canucks. You aren’t seeing things – those are crutches. He lasted 2 years with the Canucks before he was traded to the Flyers, the second of the 10 teams he’d play with during his 17-year career. He actually won a Cup with the Habs in 1993, and lost a Cup with the Flyers in 1987, so his career turned out okay. The key is that it wasn’t for the Canucks.

In fact, between 1980-90, the Canucks first & second picks are a “what, really?” of NHL alumni.

  • 1980: Rick Lanz; Andreas Schliebner
  • 1981: Garth Butcher; Jean-Marc Lanthier
  • 1982: Michel Petit; Yves Lapointe
  • 1983: Cam Neely; David Bruce
  • 1984: JJ Daigneault; Jeff Rohlicek
  • 1985: Jim Sandlak; Troy Gamble
  • 1986: Dan Woodley; Don Gibson
  • 1987: Robert Murphy; Steve Veilleux
  • 1988: Trevor Linden; Leif Rohlin
  • 1989: Jason Herter; Robert Woodward
  • 1990: Petr Nedved; Shawn Antoski

Of the first-round picks, easily the most famous is Cam Neely, and he got that way playing for Boston. In fact, most of those first-rounders achieved their fame on other teams. Trevor Linden is far and away the most famous Canuck on this list, but Garth Butcher had a very respectable career as well.

Shane Churla sure didn’t expect it.

The more depressing fact is that only 2 of those second-rounders played more than one season in the NHL. Period. What good players the Canucks developed they lucked into in later rounds – who figured 1989 6th round pick Pavel Bure would become anything, and would be the only player from that year’s Canucks draft to play more than 30 career games? The history of the Vancouver Canucks is marked by a tragic inability to judge talent, and the 1980s were the prime example. We made the 1982 & 1994 Cup Finals by fluke & trade, not sound player-development strategy.

I will pay attention to the draft, but I won’t fall in love with it. For every Linden or Sedin picked, there are massive examples of a failure to properly judge talent. That’s why we have no Cups, and Tampa does.


Provincial Exam update: one runner. Just bolted from the building and couldn’t be talked back inside. She will get a chance to rewrite in August.

Tonight’s sports:

NHL: Draft – 7:00 – Sportsnet; NBCSN (Rounds 1-3)

CFL: Montreal @ Winnipeg – 8:30 (TSN; ESPN2)

Alternative Programming:

  • ESPN Classic: “30 for 30”
    • 7:00-9:00 – “Survive & Advance” – about NC State in 1983
    • 9:00-11:00 – “Hillsborough” – about the British football tragedy of 1989

That’s it. Tomorrow morning brings us three Euro knockout stage matches, and in the evening the third-place game between Colombia & the USA from Glendale, AZ. I’m not saying Arizona isn’t friendly to tourists, but

SOMEONE WARN THE COLOMBIAN FANS!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Brocky

You know what sounds good right now?

http://www.sitemason.com/files/htzp8A/blowpops.jpg

herodotus450
herodotus450

Did she just say, “…rebuild some tranny’s rear ends”?
I’d like to think so.

theeWeeBabySeamus

agreed

Duchess

So a few years back I used to fuck around with Forex trading. just for shits and giggles not betting anything i couldn’t lose. This was during the tie when all your conservative Uncles were being peddled Aftershock! The big hush-hush underground scuttlebutt of conservatives was that because the Black man in Office the world will decide to use the Euro as the world reserve currency. This would plunge the US into the stone age!

Why do I bring this up? Because this was right before the Euro crash and folks were still trying to peddle the Euro will replace the dollar doomsday bullshit. Well, right before there was a lot of odd trading. There were “Mistakes” in the European numbers every other week that would trip everyone’s stop losses. These tactics just screamed market manipulation. Some report from some douche bank desk would have “a misprint” in projections and shit would just clear out and then shoot right back out in a manner of 2 mins.

So what I am saying is would I be surprised if a new referendum pops up in the UK in a month and all of the sudden there is a 65-70 stay vs. 35-30 leave vote? No, I will not.

herodotus450

I invested in soy.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I invested in hemp.
It all went up in smoke.

Wakezilla

Historically speaking in Eu referendums, when it’s this close, they do another one.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

THIS GUY BALLS; I REALLY LIKE HIM BECAUSE HE GIVES YOU CONFIDENCE. LIKE YOU HAVE THREE BALLS BACKIN’ IT UP. MORE POWER THAN YOUR REGULAR TWO BALL SETUP.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

IT’S LIKE YOUR MOM!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

THIS PAGE HAS A BIG VAGINA AND CAN HOLD A LOT OF “COMMENTS.”

Spanky Datass

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT IS A CATCH IN THE CFL ANYMORE!!!!!!!1!1!!!

herodotus450
theeWeeBabySeamus

My favorite Elizabeth. Yes, I do know her.
(cosplay ftw…woo!!!)
http://img15.deviantart.net/6e62/i/2011/227/f/3/elizabeth_by_ormeli-d46ljuj.jpg

herodotus450

SFMO:
https://www.comdotgame.com/play/biocock-intimate
That’s “Safe For Masturbatorium Only”

theeWeeBabySeamus

Fine, I guess the 2nd flip is less predictable.
I give up.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised
theeWeeBabySeamus

DAMMIT!!!!

Sill Bimmons
herodotus450

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anj0Hg4KcTY
Oh it said double LIFE, 2/10 would not watch again.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

From maudit:“This famous stunt in the movie was actually built around what went wrong with the original stunt. Keaton intended to leap from a board projecting from one building onto the roof of another building, but he fell short, smashing into the brick wall and falling into a net off-screen. He was injured badly enough to be laid up for three days. But when he saw the film (his camera operators were instructed to always keep filming, no matter what happened), he not only kept the mishap, he built on it, adding the fall through three awnings, the loose downspout that propels him into the firehouse, and the slide down the fire pole.” IMDb

http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln3u038U001qiz3j8o1_500.gif

Sill Bimmons

mother pus bucket

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Sill Bimmons

Sorry Canadians/Canadiens–

Your football is shit.

laserguru

DJ Taj just introduced me to this.

I’m doing some serious prep work for the DFO LA chapter get together tomorrow.

Shit’s going down!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The writing for this play is INCREDIBLE!!

http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrqzjgC19u1qzlnx8o1_1280.jpg

Sill Bimmons

CATACYLYSMACY

ballsofsteelandfury

One of my favourite souvenirs from my trip to Vancouver is a Vancouver Millionaires cap.

It works on SO many levels!

Sill Bimmons

WHOOPS

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
WCS

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ballsofsteelandfury

BTW, Moose, the Pies WON this morning!

Unsurprised
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sill Bimmons

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Sill Bimmons
ballsofsteelandfury

You’re on a roll, my friend! Well done!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey, I’m just a pervert with access to google.
Moose (and also Ming’s parents….because genetics) deserves all the credit.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TBEJfS6ahII/UidV2WOJ-9I/AAAAAAAADmQ/ib7828evATc/s1600/Ming+Na2.jpg
STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!!!!!

Sill Bimmons
theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

*Ahem*
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Sill Bimmons

AND THAT’S JUST THE FIRST QUARTER OF THIS RIVETING CFL MATCHUP COMPLETE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

Sill Bimmons

VOLUNTARY SAFETY BRING OUT THE COACH GUILLOTINE

Sill Bimmons

NAWT SAFETY

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

Pushing rope.
/sorry Unsurprised

Sill Bimmons

That was so obvious.

Unsurprised
ballsofsteelandfury

Nice avatar change!

ballsofsteelandfury

I think somebody found his theme for the evening!

/not complaining

theeWeeBabySeamus

Moose’s fault!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sill Bimmons

MOAR FOOTBALLING

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Holy shit…that does look like Pats vs Pitt.