INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
Open on an empty studio. Two distinct spots in the air begin to shimmer, and a pair of figures begin to materialize. The first takes the shape of a cyborg, and the second forms a wedge-shaped, six-wheeled rover. The two robotic creatures begin looking around in utter confusion.
RQBOCOP: WAIT, WHAT IS GOING ON?
BRONCO: I AM UNABLE TO ANSWER YOUR QUERY. WHERE ARE WE?
RQBOCOP: IT LOOKS LIKE A RADIO STATION STUDIO. HOW DID WE GET HERE?
BRONCO: [BEEP BOOP BEEP] GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT. MEMORY NOT FOUND.
RQBOCOP: YEAH, ME TOO.
BRONCO: ACCORDING TO MY LAST VALID MEMORY RECORD WE WERE IN THE DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE.
RQBOCOP: A SEARCH OF MY EVIDENCE COLLECTION FILES PRODUCES THE SAME RESULT. IS IT POSSIBLE WE ABUSED OUR POLICE AUTHORITY IN SOME WAY AND THE BODY CAMERA FOOTAGE ERASURE PROTOCOL WAS ACTIVATED?
BRONCO: MY MEMORY CIRCUITS ARE NOT DESIGNED WITH THAT FEATURE SO I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT IS LIKELY.
PRODUCER: [through intercom] Oh, hey guys. Glad you’re here. You ready for your segment?
RQBOCOP: PLEASE PROVIDE MORE INFORMATION ON AFOREMENTIONED “SEGMENT”.
PRODUCER: You’re hosting Request Line this week.
BRONCO: WE ARE?
PRODUCER: Yep.
RQBOCOP: PLEASE PROVIDE MORE INFORMATION ON AFOREMENTIONED “REQUEST LINE”.
BRONCO: IT’S FINE I KNOW WHAT TO DO.
PRODUCER: We’re on a bit of a tight schedule here, so let’s get rolling. Theme is “electricity”.
BRONCO: SURE THING. [leans forward into microphone] HEY THERE FOLKS WELCOME TO ANOTHER EDITION OF REQUEST LINE! ALL THE LADIES OUT THERE IN RADIOLAND PREPARE TO GET SHOCKED [holds up flipper lever in an obscene gesture] CAUSE THE THEME THIS WEEK IS E-LEC-TRICITY. GIVE US A CALL WITH YOUR REQUESTS FOR SONGS THAT GET YOU ALL CHARGED UP AND WE’LL GIVE THEM A SPIN. I’LL GET US STARTED WITH A CLASSIC DOUBLE SHOT FROM THE MOST ELECTRIC BAND IN THE HISTORY OF ROCK AND ROLL: AC/DC.
http://65.media.tumblr.com/3d6fb9e224850b8a39718e91e156d9a8/tumblr_o8vt91OzK71qzk2apo1_1280.jpg
Does it count if it’s in the band’s name instead of the song?
Magnolia Electric Co. — The Dark Don’t Hide It
He meant the electric power kind of transformer, right?
http://cdn3.pitchfork.com/albums/6629/homepage_large.259de20d.jpg
Welp, OMD and Eddy Grant was taken. So, I offer a double shot of:
Electric Guest:
and White Zombie:
Soda Stereo – a live, spacey version of Ángel Eléctrico
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UUqd-RQEbJU
You got me to dig into the Schoolhouse Rock archives.
Electricity, Electricity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLuPNThw0RE
NOT AT ALL RELATED DOUBLE SHOT
LaDanian Tomlinson–LT Style Electric Glide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GExIu9-QXbI
DOUBLE SHOT!
Rush : The Body Electric
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Dju2i4FZw
White Zombie, Electric Head Part One:
Pretty much how I start my day.
http://www.theshiznit.co.uk/media/2013/February/big-trouble-gifs/7-lightning.gif
Who is there no gifs or video footage of Ernest Givins doing the electric slide?
Da fuck, internet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHtL40i2Xvc
http://media.giphy.com/media/WVp1I2aNYpV3a/giphy.gif
It’s in there just for a second…. damn it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEaQUVLsItE
http://www.ausetute.com.au/images/bondmconv.gif
THIS GROUP HAS MADE MANY MUSICAL OFFERINGS TO THE THUNDERED KIND AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE BOLTMAN IS GOING OUT WITH A QUAD-SHOT! THEY ARE CLUTCH, LIKE A RIVERS TO WOODHEAD DRAW PLAY ON 3RD AND LONG!
Electric Worry:
50,000 Unstoppable Watts:
Sleestak Lightning:
Our Lady of Electric Light:
BOLTMAN OUT!
50,000 Unstoppable Watts was the plot of a nightmare that Zach Mettenberger had one time.
Jim Johnson: Electrifying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C-mdFXKyBU
For anyone who doubts Bronco’s bona fides:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/960699
The drone did better than expected, because the drone didn’t get hit by the flying main bot. How Escape Velocity was ranked lower I don’t know, it at least looks competent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmBOTgeFN-U
ADRIAN BELEW -Big Electric Cat -1982
http://cdn.gifbay.com/2013/08/static_electricity-73084.gif
CAN YOU MORTALS SPEAK AND MAKE LIGHTNING?! THEN BOLTMAN HAS NO USE FOR YOU!
I had to cheat on my first and only entry. I can’t think of anything for this theme. While looking I did end up at a Rolling Stones playlist with 50 songs, so I am good on music for the afternoon.
Flaming Lips – The Spark that Bled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akD-L8q6v68
http://cdn.gifbay.com/2012/10/worf_learns_how_electricity_works_from_tng_1x07_lonely_among_us-4271.gif
Bob Dylan- Maggie’s Farm
From Newport, where he plugged into play an electric guitar for the first time on stage.
https://youtu.be/G8yU8wk67gY
There was a good podcast put out about just that if you’re interested in such things.
https://soundcloud.com/otisgibbs/episode-134-dylan-goes-electric?in=otisgibbs/sets/thanks-for-giving-a-damn-with
Yes! That song always puts me in a great mood.