Because when it’s preseason,
there’s football tomorrow!
NFL Headlines:
- Bruce Arians has been released from hospital. Must’ve been that bean he ate.
- Steve Smith passed his physical. Looking forward to his demands people ice up.
- Tomy Romo is expected to play Friday versus the Dolphins.
- He has to, or they won’t let him at the post-game buffet, and you know how much he loves eclairs!
- John Elway is “not fretting” about the Broncos QB situation.
- Well, why should he? He won last year with a combination of Y.A. Tittle and Dan McGwire.
- Tennessee has faith in Andre Johnson returning to form, because why else would they trade 2015 second-round receiver Dorial Green-Beckham to the Eagles?
- Mind you, the Titans have a better quarterback (at present) so for this year maybe it’s not so dumb.
- Adding another floor of sadness to the Factory is news that RGIII has filed for divorce.
- Nice to see the Browns putting their preseason to good use developing his eventual excuses.
Finally, on a serious note, si.com has a worth-your-time story about Erick’s Kramer & Hipple and their separate but similar suicide attempts.
Like the previously told story about Eric Kramer in the Detroit Free Press, Duchess’ soapbox, and of course Ape’s seminal piece back at the old place, it references symptoms like depression and CTE and tells tales about guys who had reached the end of their ropes.
All of these stories will make you reflect in some way, and are a constant reminder that any disease or injury of the mind is a serious thing that needs to be treated professionally.
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB: Red Sox @ Orioles – 7:00 (ESPN)
- Olympics:
- NBC – 8:00 – Track & Field; Women’s beach volleyball gold medal match
- NBCSN – 9:00 – Men’s basketball – Serbia vs Croatia; bronze medal beach volleyball
- Note: if you can, rewatch the “Once Brothers” 30 for 30 on Vlade Divac (Serbia) and Dražen Petrović (Croatia) prior to the game
Scotchy’s got you tomorrow and Friday for Week 2 of preseason Open Thread action. In the meantime, and in between time, enjoy your evening, and remember – it’s not a dream.
DON’T LEAVE THE HOUSE NAKED!
http://www.dining-out.co.za/ftp/Pictures/RodizioFoodPic3.jpg
So, what kind of mood are we in tonight?
Sexy gifs? Fail gifs? Cat gifs? Youtube?
For now…two tiny ducks.
/tightens noose around own neck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMPrP-IYdtw
GIRLS WEARING STRANGE/FUNNY HATS!
http://67.media.tumblr.com/1f07fa3fd3059f4c4eaa554b7d3edcbb/tumblr_msud8v0WV91qz51zwo1_500.gif
http://66.media.tumblr.com/eec99362b8bdb5f8548631ebaa647c27/tumblr_o7cr5xbDV01qz6f9yo1_1280.jpg
Comforting. Feeling drowsy already.
I didn’t expect it to be so relaxing either.
http://img01.deviantart.net/5bce/i/2011/223/6/4/icelandic_lullaby_pg_1_by_willard184-d4676zy.jpg
durr hurr
http://unofficialnetworks.com/2016/07/a-joking-lindsey-vonn-says-that-handjobs-kept-jj-watt-playing-football
Guess who has two thumbs and is now less than 50% homicidal (most of the time).
http://i1012.photobucket.com/albums/af244/FiercelyNormal/H50/Like-this-guy.gif
SEXY COCK!
http://67.media.tumblr.com/60ae73629818c8eb65748947e293e185/tumblr_o6zjhaHgam1r53zb5o1_1280.jpg
Thank you. I like it.
Supposed to be a response to your comment below.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/3f5a5ffd835f4a7a487050d55de98009/tumblr_o7cuuvpkCP1qjnhqgo1_1280.jpg
As long as you admire my cock, I don’t rightly care where you said it.
http://65.media.tumblr.com/6a84a7d4d31b7c07a3777d6591786025/tumblr_o5ogg8XV121qz518bo1_1280.jpg
CFB Champs this year, who you got.
I say USC, ugh. It is bound to happen soon, why not this year.
South Carolina? Um, ok…
http://66.media.tumblr.com/70a9891dab305e9ada5f93a80ea21bdc/tumblr_nb2tm5syKc1qjh34bo1_1280.jpg
Can’t beat our ‘Cocks.
(yes that really is a longstanding rallying cry for them)
Reply fail.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/9635b67355e8bdf52033909837c13800/tumblr_o8d5oj3Bpj1qz6f9yo1_1280.jpg
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5092/5567086925_66871c6eb8.jpg
Alabama. They’re going to lose at LSU. It’s not going to matter… again.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/3a3292708d24b37a136469bf9cf87550/tumblr_o7czsbI3eV1qjnhqgo1_1280.jpg
Why are the Chinese women the only ones who hit the water without making a big splash?
Women olympic divers:
Fissapoingly aerodynamic
*Fissapoingly*
What the fuck autocorrect?
Women Olympic Divers:
Dissapointingly aerodynamic
Disappointingly aerodynamic.
I prefer the original.
I was totally digging “fissapoingly.” I thought it was a new word. I’m going to use it anyway.
If a North Korean athlete doesn’t medal, are they sent to the gulag? Better question, if they do medal, are they forced to “award” it to Kim Jong-un as “tribute to his Gloriousness”?
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/18/article-2561992-1B9DB09800000578-438_634x418.jpg
I was only half joking when, upon hearing that no medals were won by Chinese gymnasts, I said to my wife “Wow, the prison camps in North Korea are going to soon have a permanent gymnastic team courtesy of China!”
After hearing about some of the stuff Sadam did the Iraqi athletes who didn’t win, I’ve often wondered how many people who failed miserably at the games, just disappear in these totalitarian countries.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andr%C3%A9s_Escobar
Kordell Stewart, how gay was he?
On the rainbow scale, he was a huckleberry hound
http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb4n7lfgSD1qc4debo1_1280.png
Is that on a scale from Tim Tebow to Steve Young?
He was a solid George Garcia.
Ryan Lochte:
http://media.veryfunnypics.eu/2013/07/funny-picture-hello-yes-this-is-douchebag.jpg
I will laugh when I hear about him dying after sticking a fork into an electric socket.
When you instantly send a reply to the thing you’ve been waiting to hear from for ages and are now waiting to hear back from that thing in the same time frame:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/82b39115a574c49deda1bc92efb373a2/tumblr_mzg0tiGmBt1ra3xlqo1_500.gif
OLYMPIC BOX VAULTING
It’s a shame playing dirty in real sports isn’t as entertaining.
The only javelin throw that matters :
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/2244362/lamar-javelin-o.gif
Still magnificent.
That was a pretty good throw.
Dear Chevrolet,
I’m not going to Rio. I don’t need a toilet seat.
Dear new Ben-Hur,
No.
xoxo,
Me
We’re watching different broadcasts.
I agree with you on both counts.
Chariot race from the 1959 “Ben Hur”
FOR THE WIN
(there was no reason to remake this film)
Plus cigarettes
Rated PG-13 Ben-Hur : Bad Idea.
Goddamn, the Cruiserweight Classic has been fun.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/2661205af2dc4568765dd2cc10c7a323/tumblr_obr8mokM0O1sbzhteo1_500.gif
OLYMPIC METAL LATHING
Female sprinters are magical.
As the guys on my college track team who were allowed to say this kind of thing said:
MOAR BUTTS THAN A BOX OF NEWPORTS
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=116762787
I also just noticed that the thing in the right-hand corner is an upside-down Nike swoosh.
derp
http://res.cloudinary.com/hrscywv4p/image/upload/c_limit,h_540,w_720/kfvhfmr7uoymgntmcrgc.jpg
I agree; squirters are GREAT!
Usain Bolt is so much more impressive to me than Michael Phelps will ever be.
Every human who has ever lived that can run has run a footrace from here to there.
No other human has run their footrace faster than Bolt.
Oh my God! Your only saying that because Bolt is black and Phelps is white. Your such a racist, Bomani
SJW FTW
The only javelin throw that matters
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/2244362/lamar-javelin-o.gif
Reply fail
Ignore
If loving this is wrong I don’t want to be right.
One of the things about getting divorced is that you dig up all the depressing hardcore shit you used to listen to.
This is so that at least when you’re banging your head against the wall you’ve got a decent soundtrack.
Sorrow, regret, and rage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMoWFLReIAA
Still a couple slots available in DFO Insanity League 2: Hemikranos Boogaloo!
https://yho.com/nfl?l=619470&k=5954bdbd1c268776&soc_trk=lnk&ikey=25f223df0bbe78a1
EMBRACE THE MADNESS
Watching the decathlon.
Who here remembers the Dan vs. Dave marketing campaign fiasco? Reebok yes?
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1978591/belly-flop-on-road-o.gif
I can steeplechase to the list of events I didn’t known existed.
Where the fuck was that in high school?
You don’t steeplechase in high school unless you go to a really big/wealthy/private school.
Installing and maintaining a steeplechase track costs a fortune compared to a regular track so most high schools don’t do it.
My high school was so poor that the only sports were competitive floor-mopping, singles and doubles knife-fighting, 200-meter ditch-digging, and the box-lifting decathalon.
Cardigans – Lovefool for no reason other than I am listening to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI6aOFI7hms
My inspiration to do the decathlon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASlfpMj5MNQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7tJPlbPjEo
Nothing like a Wednesday lawyer drink up at a martini bar.
Damn, Lorde is shilling for Omega.
This 18K rose gold Skeleton Tourbillon Complication is over $62K
http://www.omegawatches.com/images/Teasers/DV_Tourbillon_Overview_960x720.jpg
Doesn’t take long for any of them to take the money.
If i ever got a watch that cost $62k, I’d never wear the damn thing for fear of breaking it.
You insure it against loss, theft, and breakage.
Gotta set my keepers by 11:00. I don’t fuckin’ know anymore. I can keep up to 4, but don’t HAVE to keep any. Thomas Rawls, T.Y. Hilton, Kelvin Benjamin, Michael Floyd. Would anyone use these as keepers, or should I just take 4 off the top of the deck?
That’s not the best keeper situation I’ve ever seen.
I’d go top 4.
When you’re right, you’re right. I just cleared the decks. Thanks.
[crosses fingers for Zeke Elliot]
Keep K.Y.-he’ll come in “handy” at some point.
HAR
http://i.imgur.com/BNXfZgR.gif
Wanted to include this in the post, but it didn’t feel right, so it is presented here now for your listening pleasure.
http://zm.ourden.net/wp-content/uploads/192.jpg
https://youtu.be/88jr9QUxbcs
http://strangecosmos.com/images/content/195885.gif
No video there so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnOZea4Zgbc
Sorry about the edited version
I can edit BeerGuyRob’s comments the way the site is set up, not my own. Is there a way to fix that? I really want to fix my last post
And apparently Beerguyrob can edit my posts too.
I was just testing your theory. Hmm…
Apparently everything is an Olympic sport but fucking baseball…
http://files.shandymedia.com/styles/page/s3/images/photos/thefumble/indoor-bike-soccer.png
Although I have to admit, this indoor bike soccer is pretty impressive.
On a related note, don’t be afraid to get your testosterone levels checked if you’re over 35.
I never would have gotten my life back on track if I hadn’t gotten my T-levels sorted.
http://www.testosteronegilbert.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/LM1-Tcheck1.png
Mine was 180.
Fuck. Now you’ve got me worried as I’m nothing but flab (aka estrogen).
Don’t be worried.
If this is a problem that you find you have it is SO EASY to fix.
The first day I was on treatment I felt a difference.
Get checked out.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-casinos%E2%80%99-tax-debt-was-dollar30-million-then-chris-christie-took-office/ar-BBvHIH3?ocid=ansmsnnews11
So I’m testing out that Gun Club playlist I recommended. Happy to report that it’s still solid.
Can’t fucking wait for Raiders preseason game tomorrow. Is this what it’s like to try to quit heroin?
http://0.media.todaysbigthing.cvcdn.com/42/20/2385e55f1a0e1cb7b8433d9c10db668b.gif
There’s more guns and less scratching at a Raiders game than a heroin den..
I would aim you towards a RHCPs playlist if you want to know about a heroin addiction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzJj5-lubeM&list=PL0ACAD8FCBB343FE3
I should have just pointed you hear with my first comment. I apologize for that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwlogyj7nFE
here* shyt up. I told you I was drinking.
My FAFSA was officially confirmed just now. Back in school this fall to learn some programming and take a class that requires me to sign a form that says I won’t break into government servers because they have shit for defense.
*fafsa*
Fucking triggered man.
ONLY FOUR MORE YEARS OF LOAN PAYMENTS TO GO
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Kid-Steals-Ball-From-Woman.gif
fat fans; fat security.
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/fan-nc-state-college-football-fan-2012-waving-shirt.gif
MTWV is secretly 5chan’s protege.
Any images of mine you don’t like are the ones he’s edited.
So I’m watching handball.
I legitimately did not know this was a sport. I’ve never seen any footage of it.
All I can gather, doesn’t the goalie slow down his reactions by keeping his hands up the whole time?
“Handball? Yeah, I don’t know what that is either.”
– Scottish referee Hugh Dallas
Why not just have the goalie doing jumping jacks during the 30 or so odd penalty shots a match?
Katy Perry pulls the cock off of some guy.
Because when I think College Gameday, Katy Perry is the firs thing that comes to mind…
Her sweater….. is fuzzy, so yeah.
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/hot-dancing-unlv-fan-dancing-sports-fan-gifs.gif
[Gets guest who is famous and will draw viewers outside of core audience and is a fan of some sort.]
“NOTS FOOTBALL RELATED ENOUGHS!! WTF?!?!?”
http://www.thedailycrate.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/butwehaveto.gif
http://img.pandawhale.com/34422-Katy-Perry-Elmo-jiggle-gif-ADLw.gif
I am still sad I lost out on the USWNT playing in the semi-finals/finals. Alex Morgan for no reason other than that
http://wcdn.gazzetta.gr/sites/default/files/121344.jpg
I am so glad I wasn’t in existence when “Annie” came out. She gives me the creeps.
Annie Heche?
No no, she gives me something else…
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http://wpmedia.o.canada.com/2013/10/rhq9ibo.gif
Hello fellow football enthusiasts/degenerates.
http://www.ohmagif.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/rockets-mascot-smashing-cake-on-lakers-fans-face.gif
Oh, hey. The Eagles got someone who may be a real receiver
http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2358379/84533775.jpg
http://s3.amazonaws.com/br-cdn/temp_images/2013/12/08/EagleMascotSnow.gif
Great fucking game.
http://nextimpulsesports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/ggg.gif
I might have day drank today. I miss having friends that would just want to be in charge of the music and make their own playlist and introduce me to great stuff while also playing my favorites, I just always go back to my favorites and don’t branch out because by default I am lazy.
This is probably my favorite DFO Radio list. Lots of great stuff on here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCkFSe3voRc&list=PLM8nWenhx6H_uBqnen_jjfzSa_qKxW_Jb
This guy gets me with his first song on the playlist. I have a tattered Gorilaz T-shirt I refuse to throw out and still wear.
I was at the Manchester Opera House for the opening show of the Demon Days Live tour there on 1 November, 2005.
http://eil.com/images/main/Gorillaz+Demon+Days+Live+479252.jpg
I was a big Erik Kramer fan when he was the Bears. Tough player, quality guy, and my heart goes out to him and his family. Glad he seems to be managing better, and hopefully the dark times aren’t as deep as they were in the past.