Can the football just happen already? No? Guh! I’ll go off on a different tangent. Okay. I’ll say it. You guys are great. I’m interested in 75 to 80% of what you yak about because of your interests outside The Football and your Not-Insane postings about football/your team. You’ve daily re-enforced the notion that I should not take this stupid game *too* seriously and for that I’m grateful. Tell me what you’ve done today or are about to do. Myself and others are Curious Yellow.*
*obscure Swedish film reference because I’m bored
Since I missed sexy friday, whip out the champagne boys, Brocky is going wild tonight!
WOOOOOOOO
Just gonna leave this here…
@MattLeinartQB
I don’t think there is anything better than college football. I love this game. Night everyone!
That’s only because he couldn’t do jack shit in the pros
Somebody needs to ice that bro.
Todd Blackledge is aging in a way that is making me uncomfortable with my own mortality.
Still the last QB drafted by the Chiefs to win a game for them.
I realize preseason (and honestly regular) rankings are bs, but were there not more high profile upsets than usual?
“I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone manage two quarterbacks that effectively”
Well you certainly didn’t see shitty excuse for a human being Brian Kelly do it.
Burnt Orange Uteruses 50, Golden Showerheads 47
“I’ve been working on the Railroad ALL the live long day!!!”
Holy shit THATS their victory song??
“The Eyes of Texas are upon you,
All the livelong day.
The Eyes of Texas are upon you,
You cannot get away.
Do not think you can escape them
From night ’til early in the morn —
The Eyes of Texas are upon you
Til Gabriel blows his horn.”
They didn’t even bother to change two lines?! That’s just laziness.
My team may be based on a poisonous nut, but at least our fight song isn’t something silly like that
AND THE BUCKEYES HAVE WON THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
(band plays “Mary Had a Little Lamb”)
Hey I remember Vince Young Running over the Trojans led by a syphilis laden Lienert… and I remember Bama rolling over Texas cause Colt McCoy wanted to save his arm for the pros.
O I’M GON DRANK
You havent been?
@Redshirt all I can say is:
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I’ll be honest I too usually sit for the National Anthem, but that’s because I can only cum to that tune.
I’m not sure of the joke, but here’s the punchline.
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Here you go…
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THAT BOY IS GETTING LAID TONIGHT
God hates Notre Dame.
“That’s what we’ve been saying!”
-Westboro Bible Church
/shows self out
ahaha fuck you nd
So winning a non cupcake game in college football means a program is back?
Woooooooooooo!
Thank you, Texas!
There will soon be many unwanted pregnancies resolved thanks to the recent Whole Women’s Health decision.
That, Greg Abbott, is called “irony”. You fuckstick.
Oh thank Christ.
Fetushead’s retirement is going to be worse than his career.
These DirectTV commercials are kind of sad, seeing Peyton Manning failing to cope with retirement.
Whenever I hear someone say, “We need an honest discussion on Topic X” my opinion of them sinks tenfold.
Personally, I don’t care who wins mostly. I just want this shitshow to end.
The mercy killing, also known as the Baltimore Nursing Home
Shane Buechele is just a damn weird name to say.
I call him Bobby.
it flows better that way
Lord, I don’t ask for much, just a preeecision potato famine
Usually when somehing Irish has this many holes in it in Texas, it’s worldwide news.
ND is regular Irish, not Black Irish.
The last time the Irish had this many holes in it Whitey Bulger was responsible.
Brexit: Not happening
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/04/theresa-may-refuses-to-guarantee-brexit-pledges-on-immigration-and-nhs
Is that who the new PM is? I heard Cameron was gone, I didn’t hear who replaced him.
Yep.
Too many important people have way too much to lose to allow the UK to leave the EU.
That doesnt surprise me at all.
Haha! Damn I hope this stands up
56 points to triple digits. C’mon, we can do this!
The last time I saw a Texas defense that bad Davy Crockett and Jim Bowie wound up dead.
As the proud owner of a fantasy team named Hanging with John Brown, I approve of the history jokes.
John Brown was born in Torrington, CT.
Having been to Torrington, CT on many occasions I can say that I too would prefer to be hanged for treason than spend one more second that absolutely necessary in that godforsaken shithole.
Speaking of the Alamo…. When they remade the movie and rebuilt the Alamo in driftwood texas. I had a job cleaning up the studio lot and me and this other guy ended up just driving donuts in my bronco all around the Alamo.
YOU HAVE GOST 2 B FUCKING KIDDING ME
Way to rise to the occasion Texas D!
Fuck you so very much Texas defense.
You got one job Texas Defense. ONE JOB!
I wish the NCAA would adopt the pro rule where you can get back up if you haven’t been tackled.
kedfgjhlkssggjjfhghsgdfklassdgghkhkghdhkskfkk
Am I alone in thinking college OT is better than NFL OT?
“Whats overtime?”
-Donovan McNabb
There it is.
And by “it” I mean “Donovan’s lunch” and by “there” I mean “on the field”
Not me. They should either do it from the 50 or do my suggestion.
No punting allowed. If you want the ball, you better score. If not, the defense gets the ball in Field Goal range.
Mmmmm midfield orgy! I like how you think, hon! 😉
No, that’s if they tie. If no one scores in 15 minutes, everyone scores!
When Jennifer Garner says “let me show you something better” I really don’t want the next words out of her mouth to be “double miles”
Yea, ‘double penetration’ would be much better, I agree.
Double bubble?
And then Miles Davis and Darius Miles bareback fuck her into oblivion.
Fuck you buddy. I just spit beer all over the place and THIS IS NOT AN EASY BEER TO GET!!!
Pandas are no longer endangered. A creature that without human intervention would have self-extincted itself due to it’s shitty diet that:
a) it has to eat literal tons of just to stay functional
b) makes it too tired and disinterested in fucking so cue humans c) makes pregnancies treacherous which is why every birth is viewed as a miracle.
Sorry not sorry WWF. We can let them go.
But….CUUUUUTTTTEEEE!!!!
(fwiw I totes agree…evolution exists for a reason)
Except for this guy….he can stay.
Counterpoint:
Also my daughter. Don’t make me kill you.
Not saying we need to round em up, just let nature do what it do. I agree on teh cute.
It’s this:
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Thank you! When I was 17, I skipped school with my friend and we ended up at the zoo. When we went to the panda enclosure, I wasn’t impressed. Panda’s are overrated as fuck, even on the cute scale. Tigers should be the WWF’s main concern now. Tigers are fucking gorgeous animals!
We’re getting into 3rd beer territory here.
Yeah, “third” beer, that’s the ticket…
What’s funny is it’s actually the 4th.
I forgot about the one when we went to get pizza earlier.
When is enough enough, Tina?
This is gonna cut into my masturbation time.
Those assholes!!!
(to be clear, that’s a reference to the game…not porn)
Fuck you, ND/Texas, time to binge on The Eric Andre Show.
Bird up!
“If Matthew Broderick were here right now what would you say to him?”
“Suck my dick.”
Is anyone worse than Rene Zellweger?
Lena Dunham.
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I was almost expecting a fumbled snap at the kneel down.
Texas QB: “Coach it’s 3rd and 33, what’s the call here?”
Charlie Strong: “We don’t have a 3rd and 33 play. Just throw the fucking thing out of bounds.”
TQB: “You got it Coach”
Texas WR: “What the fuck?”
This game wont end until midnight.
HIGH PERCENTAGE DOWN AND DISTANCE HERE BOYS
I suppose I should put on this game to see what all the derp is about
You’ll have only yourself to blame if you do.
Redshirt, 1994 (RE: Cincinnati Bengals)