Your Very Last (For Quite Some Time) Non-NFL Related Sunday Open Thread

Can the football just happen already? No? Guh! I’ll go off on a different tangent. Okay. I’ll say it. You guys are great. I’m interested in 75 to 80% of what you yak about because of your interests outside The Football and your Not-Insane postings about football/your team. You’ve daily re-enforced the notion that I should not take this stupid game *too* seriously and for that I’m grateful. Tell me what you’ve done today or are about to do. Myself and others are Curious Yellow.*

*obscure Swedish film reference because I’m bored

 

 

 

 

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Brocky

Since I missed sexy friday, whip out the champagne boys, Brocky is going wild tonight!

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ballsofsteelandfury

WOOOOOOOO

Horatio Cornblower

Just gonna leave this here…

‏@MattLeinartQB
I don’t think there is anything better than college football. I love this game. Night everyone!

Duchess

That’s only because he couldn’t do jack shit in the pros

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Somebody needs to ice that bro.

Horatio Cornblower

Todd Blackledge is aging in a way that is making me uncomfortable with my own mortality.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Still the last QB drafted by the Chiefs to win a game for them.

Shogun Marcus

I realize preseason (and honestly regular) rankings are bs, but were there not more high profile upsets than usual?

Horatio Cornblower

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone manage two quarterbacks that effectively”

Well you certainly didn’t see shitty excuse for a human being Brian Kelly do it.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Burnt Orange Uteruses 50, Golden Showerheads 47

Duchess

“I’ve been working on the Railroad ALL the live long day!!!”

Sharkbait

Holy shit THATS their victory song??

Duchess

“The Eyes of Texas are upon you,

All the livelong day.

The Eyes of Texas are upon you,

You cannot get away.

Do not think you can escape them

From night ’til early in the morn —

The Eyes of Texas are upon you

Til Gabriel blows his horn.”

Redshirt

They didn’t even bother to change two lines?! That’s just laziness.

Redshirt

My team may be based on a poisonous nut, but at least our fight song isn’t something silly like that

AND THE BUCKEYES HAVE WON THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!

(band plays “Mary Had a Little Lamb”)

Duchess

Hey I remember Vince Young Running over the Trojans led by a syphilis laden Lienert… and I remember Bama rolling over Texas cause Colt McCoy wanted to save his arm for the pros.

Moonbatting Average

O I’M GON DRANK

Sharkbait

You havent been?

Brocky
Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

I’ll be honest I too usually sit for the National Anthem, but that’s because I can only cum to that tune.

Redshirt

I’m not sure of the joke, but here’s the punchline.

http://meme.lolols.com/media/created/mp7o19.jpg

ThursdaySkyGoddess

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Duchess

THAT BOY IS GETTING LAID TONIGHT

Croooow

God hates Notre Dame.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

“That’s what we’ve been saying!”

-Westboro Bible Church

BrettFavresColonoscopy

/shows self out

Sill Bimmons

ahaha fuck you nd

Sharkbait

So winning a non cupcake game in college football means a program is back?

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Woooooooooooo!

Croooow

Thank you, Texas!

Horatio Cornblower

There will soon be many unwanted pregnancies resolved thanks to the recent Whole Women’s Health decision.

That, Greg Abbott, is called “irony”. You fuckstick.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh thank Christ.

Sill Bimmons

Fetushead’s retirement is going to be worse than his career.

Redshirt

These DirectTV commercials are kind of sad, seeing Peyton Manning failing to cope with retirement.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Whenever I hear someone say, “We need an honest discussion on Topic X” my opinion of them sinks tenfold.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Personally, I don’t care who wins mostly. I just want this shitshow to end.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

The mercy killing, also known as the Baltimore Nursing Home

Duchess

Shane Buechele is just a damn weird name to say.

Mr. Ayo

I call him Bobby.

Duchess

it flows better that way

Moonbatting Average

Lord, I don’t ask for much, just a preeecision potato famine

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Usually when somehing Irish has this many holes in it in Texas, it’s worldwide news.

Sharkbait

ND is regular Irish, not Black Irish.

John Difool

The last time the Irish had this many holes in it Whitey Bulger was responsible.

Sharkbait

Is that who the new PM is? I heard Cameron was gone, I didn’t hear who replaced him.

Sill Bimmons

Yep.

Too many important people have way too much to lose to allow the UK to leave the EU.

Sharkbait

That doesnt surprise me at all.

Moonbatting Average

Haha! Damn I hope this stands up

Redshirt

56 points to triple digits. C’mon, we can do this!

Horatio Cornblower

The last time I saw a Texas defense that bad Davy Crockett and Jim Bowie wound up dead.

Sharkbait

As the proud owner of a fantasy team named Hanging with John Brown, I approve of the history jokes.

Horatio Cornblower

John Brown was born in Torrington, CT.

Having been to Torrington, CT on many occasions I can say that I too would prefer to be hanged for treason than spend one more second that absolutely necessary in that godforsaken shithole.

Duchess

Speaking of the Alamo…. When they remade the movie and rebuilt the Alamo in driftwood texas. I had a job cleaning up the studio lot and me and this other guy ended up just driving donuts in my bronco all around the Alamo.

John Difool

YOU HAVE GOST 2 B FUCKING KIDDING ME

Sill Bimmons

Way to rise to the occasion Texas D!

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Fuck you so very much Texas defense.

Redshirt

You got one job Texas Defense. ONE JOB!

Croooow

I wish the NCAA would adopt the pro rule where you can get back up if you haven’t been tackled.

Sill Bimmons

kedfgjhlkssggjjfhghsgdfklassdgghkhkghdhkskfkk

Sharkbait

Am I alone in thinking college OT is better than NFL OT?

Duchess

“Whats overtime?”
-Donovan McNabb

Horatio Cornblower

There it is.

And by “it” I mean “Donovan’s lunch” and by “there” I mean “on the field”

Redshirt

Not me. They should either do it from the 50 or do my suggestion.

No punting allowed. If you want the ball, you better score. If not, the defense gets the ball in Field Goal range.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Mmmmm midfield orgy! I like how you think, hon! 😉

Redshirt

No, that’s if they tie. If no one scores in 15 minutes, everyone scores!

Horatio Cornblower

When Jennifer Garner says “let me show you something better” I really don’t want the next words out of her mouth to be “double miles”

John Difool

Yea, ‘double penetration’ would be much better, I agree.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Double bubble?

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

And then Miles Davis and Darius Miles bareback fuck her into oblivion.

Horatio Cornblower

Fuck you buddy. I just spit beer all over the place and THIS IS NOT AN EASY BEER TO GET!!!

Shogun Marcus

Pandas are no longer endangered. A creature that without human intervention would have self-extincted itself due to it’s shitty diet that:
a) it has to eat literal tons of just to stay functional
b) makes it too tired and disinterested in fucking so cue humans c) makes pregnancies treacherous which is why every birth is viewed as a miracle.
Sorry not sorry WWF. We can let them go.

theeWeeBabySeamus

But….CUUUUUTTTTEEEE!!!!

(fwiw I totes agree…evolution exists for a reason)

theeWeeBabySeamus

Except for this guy….he can stay.
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Horatio Cornblower

Counterpoint:

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Also my daughter. Don’t make me kill you.

Shogun Marcus

Not saying we need to round em up, just let nature do what it do. I agree on teh cute.
It’s this:
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/59/5940114b57a48c126522c65b6fb0936a900871a0fa482eafabb9e9af07412764.jpg

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Thank you! When I was 17, I skipped school with my friend and we ended up at the zoo. When we went to the panda enclosure, I wasn’t impressed. Panda’s are overrated as fuck, even on the cute scale. Tigers should be the WWF’s main concern now. Tigers are fucking gorgeous animals!

Horatio Cornblower

We’re getting into 3rd beer territory here.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Yeah, “third” beer, that’s the ticket…

Horatio Cornblower

What’s funny is it’s actually the 4th.

I forgot about the one when we went to get pizza earlier.

Sill Bimmons

When is enough enough, Tina?

theeWeeBabySeamus

This is gonna cut into my masturbation time.
Those assholes!!!
(to be clear, that’s a reference to the game…not porn)

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Fuck you, ND/Texas, time to binge on The Eric Andre Show.

Fronkenshteen

Bird up!

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

“If Matthew Broderick were here right now what would you say to him?”
“Suck my dick.”

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is anyone worse than Rene Zellweger?

Horatio Cornblower

Lena Dunham.

Redshirt

I was almost expecting a fumbled snap at the kneel down.

Horatio Cornblower

Texas QB: “Coach it’s 3rd and 33, what’s the call here?”

Charlie Strong: “We don’t have a 3rd and 33 play. Just throw the fucking thing out of bounds.”

TQB: “You got it Coach”

Texas WR: “What the fuck?”

Croooow

This game wont end until midnight.

Sill Bimmons

HIGH PERCENTAGE DOWN AND DISTANCE HERE BOYS

Sharkbait

I suppose I should put on this game to see what all the derp is about

theeWeeBabySeamus

You’ll have only yourself to blame if you do.

Redshirt

Redshirt, 1994 (RE: Cincinnati Bengals)