[is floating on a metaphorical cloud because the Giants didn’t blow a close one]
Hey! What? How are you doing? [shakes cobwebs from head] TO THE GAME!
Phi/Chi-What is there to like about these two teams? The Eagles are in a weird spot because of Kelly’s shenanigans and the Bears are a teenage girl’s embodiment of the phrase “What. Ever!” Okay. I’ll give it a try. Eagles wr Matthews benefited the most from qb Wentz’ not-lousy debut. He went for 7/114/1. He could do more damage against Bears cb’s that have recently been rated as “meh”. Last week qb Cutler was all kinds of meh as well, sporting a 16-29/216/1TD/1INT line. Perhaps if we all get/continue to be high this game turns out to be watchable.* Despite being at home I’m thinking that the Bears end up at 0-2. Not that I’m cheering for the Eagles. No way.
NOW LET’S HAVE SOME FUN OUT THERE!!!
*does anyone have some spare glue I could borrow?
As much as I’d love to keep watching Rodgers and Bradford get creamed, I have to be up at 5 am. Thankfully, my students are still somewhat scared of me, so I can coast through class tomorrow.
Good night, all
night loth
Rodgers loves it too. Good night.
Sleep well, nestled in the hills of your people.
Terrance Williams Memorial Play of the Week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuJzSTNDUGI
Coming up: The High Horse. Hosted by Bob Costas.
that horse is on a soapbox, too.
While standing on a milk crate
Is he going to parade out a strung out Sarah Jessica Parker?
Not shown: the ladder needed to get Costas on that high horse.
That’s just what you want sitting at that field level club is paying a grand a ticket to not be able to see the game and drink 15 dollar beers.
defensive pass interference.
fucking calling it
Rodgers gets creamed and the receiver gets flagged for OPI. Where’s my Nelson laugh?
25 cents a mile???
My people get 40!!!
I remember the wonderful days of 50.
I got 40p/km when I lived in the UK and drove over 25,000 km per year.
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Mad bank yo.
How is this even a close game?
I wasn’t sure how to feel about the Vikings going with a matte helmet when they made the switch. I still feel the exact same way.
apparently Minnesota just got its first lead ever
First and last.
You’re goddamn right
shit
Thats what you want out of a coach. Someone who will bend to the will of a large group of people who think Trump might make a good president.
I don’t want Trump to win. But I don’t want Clinton to win and act like she has a mandate. Ideally, she’ll win and then Paul Ryan will shut it all down for the next four years.
But if Trump wins — meh. It can’t be my fault; I don’t live in a contested state.
Most of my ideal situations involving Paul Ryan involve a semi on a highway
I wasn’t going to vote at all until Pence entered the picture.
I cannot fathom the evils the world will face if he has that much power
Fozz isn’t here, so…
CHICAGO EMERGENCY CLEANING SERVICE
CHICAGO 24 HOUR MOBILE COMPUTER REPAIR
CHICAGO MOSQUITO COMMISSION
CHICAGO HOT DOGS (It’s about guys who race motorcycles on the Dan Ryan at 2 am)
See above.
CHICAGO DAYCARE INSPECTOR
CHICAGO WEIGHTS AND MEASURES SQUAD
CHICAGO TUGBOAT
CHICAGO LOCK OPERATORS
Yes, hot models get so excited about driving a Ford Fusion.
I need like 5 pick sixes from Harrison Smith to win my fantasy game this week.
That’s possible, right?
I fucking hate the Subway couple that replaces days of the week with sandwich names. I hope your child grows up resenting you and hits you with a tire iron while yelling out actual days of the week.
Thank bleergh we don’t get that commercial here.
Bradford gets creamed again. I keep wondering when blood will start coming out of his ears.
Sam Bradford got the ball downfield???
Clay Matthews with the sexy hair whip
[HGH]air Flip
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Collinsworth says, “They love double-teaming these defensive tackles” and the camera is on the cheerleaders for half a second.
Any time Rogers scrambles I just assume there’s going to be a 50+ yard td…..Fucker….
wait did People vs OJ actually get better because I couldn’t stand the first 2 episiodes
If you can get over whiny David Schwimmer saying “Juice” over and over, it had its moments
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Fogo De Chao or Texas De Brazil?
GIS caption says “Johnny Prime Steakhouse.”
So the fire people are at the LDS church across the way. I hope I didn’t juju them earlier.
The LD’s had their own classes at my school but I had no idea they had their own church.
Punts for the punt gods!
As a KSK commentist, I really want this game to end in a 7-7 tie.
As a Bears fan, I’d like that, too, along with Rodgers and Bradford having matching collarbone fractures.
Lothar, we would have to stay up so late.
It’s a sacrifice that I’m willing to have you make.
As a survivor league participant, I really want Oakland to go fuck themselves.
Is Lacy having a turkey leg time out?
Don’t worry , they brought him back in to pass block
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Phillip Rivers making more children right now.
Does his wife know?
She’s had so many, by this point it’s like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. He could probably jam a football up there and she wouldn’t know.
I’ve seen that movie
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Did Collingsworth just say it;s hard to move your head a few inches left?
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Indian is fucking delicious.
hey, I thought we were done making fun of bradford
It’s good until it goes past your throat
Seems this new stadium is adept at killing more than just birds.
BIRDMURDERDOME
They just straight filled Bradford’s hand with air to make it look normal.
They should try that for Alex Smith.
Kids v Finland is far better
Shit…gotta skype with Ms. Nobyl. I hate business travel. Should take me through the half.
On the bright side, you can make it look bigger.
I’ve never noticed Bradford has such skinny legs. He’s gonna get broke real soon.
Going to?
Of course he gets hit twice on his first play back. Eventually he’s just going to burst into a puff of powder like one of those trick golf balls.
Bradford never gets a chance because his OC changes every year, and yet Cutler is a “coach killer”
The lame stream media is anti-cat.
When asked for his opinion, Cutler stopped grooming himself, replied, “DOOOOOONNNNNNN”TT CAAAAAARRREEE” and resumed licking his ass.
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This is a great juxtaposition with the Tecmo Bowl car ads I’ve seen during this game
I’m just embarrassed it took 2 tecmo commercials to make me think of that
and I just now realize it fits with bradford as well. I posted it soley because of the commercials
Who let Caitlyn Jenner drive?
That’s TRANSPHOBIC you SEXIST MISOGYNIST!
Brave.
This really sucks with an iPad on a kludgy wifi hotspot.
Maybe Sam should stop employing a Shaman as his orthopedic surgeon.
But Obamacare is crazy expensive.
Wouldn’t have happened if he’d popped his Ancestral Protection Totem.
/crosses WoW reference off list
That’s the kind of top notch healthcare you get from the federal government’s Indian Health Service
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PICTURED: Sam Bradford.
Beat me to it by a second
You know, Purple People Eaters is actually a gay bar in St. Paul
I feel like Purple Penis Eaters was already taken
Jokes aside, every gay guy I’ve ever been aquainted with for any amount of time has always been a huge sports fan
oh my god i am so sorry yeah right. i honestly have no words right now
They’re tied with the Packers right now. If you forget the fact that the Packers almost lost to the Jags, they’re doing pretty good.
Meanwhile, Eddie Lacy has apparently completed his transformation into Trent Richardson.
Nice zoom in on Bradford’s “hand”
He needs some milk!
No, he needs malk! That Vitamin R will help his bones
I’ve heard that nanobubbles will fix that right up!
The joke is that whenever they zoomed in on his hand, his dick was in the middle of the frame
Enjoy your trade, motherfuckers.
I am very smug about this as well
Who had game 1 as Bradford’s last game?
Everyone
I’m torn between making a joke about Bradford being injury prone, or a matthews is dirty one.